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Sep 21, 2008 5:56 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
One Billion Women And Only One Me

Tom Diamond

The odds are in my favor since women generally outnumber males 125+ to one. Therefore I, Tom Diamond consider myself an endangered species.
Should I assume there's males out there who are on the run or hiding from the millions of single women that are out to corrpupt the remaining male population ?
According to Dingelberry Donuts census for 2010, over half the entire male population will cease to exist by 2010 due to a severe generic male-function.
I therefore wonder what will become of the other minus 50%?
Will we be locked away into special museums or labs ?
Any advice ?
Will the best lovers be or get special treatment ?
Will male parts be removed,canned, frozen and placed in special vaults?
What to do ?confused blues
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Sep 21, 2008 5:59 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
laugh laugh Probable be sent to stud farms, and used only for that. Robotic men will be replaceing the men.laugh
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Sep 21, 2008 6:07 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
mylifewithu: Probable be sent to stud farms, and used only for that. Robotic men will be replaceing the men.

Wow !cheers yay Does that include batteries ?confused dancing
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Sep 21, 2008 6:08 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
Well, those men who were previously considered "not good enough" by some women will certainly move up the ladder! rolling on the floor laughing

Seriously, that is NOT a world that I'd want to live in...with too many women and not enough men...women tend to cat-fight enough as it is (no offense to any women here...so far, most of you are great).
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Sep 21, 2008 6:08 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
Already begun. Last I heard the population of BOBs have been increasing.sigh
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Sep 21, 2008 6:08 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Diamond123: Wow ! Does that include batteries ?
I don't know , I don't own one yetlaugh I hope he is cordless and rechargeable.laugh laugh
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Sep 21, 2008 6:11 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
mylifewithu: I don't know , I don't own one yet I hope he is cordless and rechargeable.
roll eyes rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 21, 2008 6:12 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
[quote=mylifewithu]Probable be sent to stud farms, and used only for that. Robotic men will be replaceing the men.[/quote]

Not an idea I'd like ... either one...I'd like mine to be human and warm, real, and mine.moping moping moping
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Sep 21, 2008 6:12 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
mylifewithu: I don't know , I don't own one yet I hope he is cordless and rechargeable.



Yup,,,,,,,,,,,,plug me in and watch me,go,,,,,,,,,,,,laugh yay
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Sep 21, 2008 6:15 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
CjTenorSax: Probable be sent to stud farms, and used only for that. Robotic men will be replaceing the men.[/q uote]

Not an idea I'd like ... either one...I'd like mine to be human and warm, real, and mine.

Don't fret none cause I've been informed we'll all have vibrating heating pads included with the kitapplause jaw drop
We can even be used while sleeping !sleep banana
peace
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Sep 21, 2008 6:16 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
CjTenorSax: Probable be sent to stud farms, and used only for that. Robotic men will be replaceing the men.[/q uote]

Not an idea I'd like ... either one...I'd like mine to be human and warm, real, and mine.
Well maybe we can just take one human one that we are attracked to and reprogram all the bad parts out of him then.laugh
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Sep 21, 2008 6:30 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
When God made men he certainly did not expect him to hold back anything. With only two people in the world, Adam had to multiply as fast as possible. Now with the population boom man has a real problem.....moping
When is he going to send the improved version? moping
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Sep 21, 2008 6:30 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
mylifewithu: I don't know , I don't own one yet I hope he is cordless and rechargeable.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I don't either...and some of my single female friends tell me it's just 'cuz I haven't been alone long enough! I just won't settle for less than the real thing! Call me picky! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 21, 2008 6:31 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
mylifewithu: Well maybe we can just take one human one that we are attracked to and reprogram all the bad parts out of him then.

Well then,here w e go,,,,,,,,,,,the first Headless lover,,,,,,,,,rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 21, 2008 6:35 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Diamond123:
Well then,here w e go,,,,,,,,,,,the first Headless lover,,,,,,,,,
laugh laugh I want mine to have a head, I like kissing and other things laugh laugh wine
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Sep 21, 2008 6:36 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
mylifewithu: I want mine to have a head, I like kissing and other things


Which head?confused
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Sep 21, 2008 6:40 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Lonely1:

Which head?
Both , Need him to have bothlaugh laugh grin cool
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Sep 21, 2008 6:44 PM CST One Billion Women only One me
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
mylifewithu: Both , Need him to have both

this thread is getting too funny!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yay
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