The odds are in my favor since women generally outnumber males 125+ to one. Therefore I, Tom Diamond consider myself an endangered species. Should I assume there's males out there who are on the run or hiding from the millions of single women that are out to corrpupt the remaining male population ? According to Dingelberry Donuts census for 2010, over half the entire male population will cease to exist by 2010 due to a severe generic male-function. I therefore wonder what will become of the other minus 50%? Will we be locked away into special museums or labs ? Any advice ? Will the best lovers be or get special treatment ? Will male parts be removed,canned, frozen and placed in special vaults? What to do ?
Well, those men who were previously considered "not good enough" by some women will certainly move up the ladder!
Seriously, that is NOT a world that I'd want to live in...with too many women and not enough men...women tend to cat-fight enough as it is (no offense to any women here...so far, most of you are great).
When God made men he certainly did not expect him to hold back anything. With only two people in the world, Adam had to multiply as fast as possible. Now with the population boom man has a real problem..... When is he going to send the improved version?
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