Skip to main content

Those Senior Citizens ( Archived) (3)

Sep 23, 2008 1:11 AM CST Those Senior Citizens
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA151 Threads 842 Posts
Those Senior Citizens
Tom Diamond


Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary ro de Joseph's a** all the way to Egypt

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your senior husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those
wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should seniors use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for seniors to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should seniors look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by seniors when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'


SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, right?
________________________________________________________yay
------ This thread is Archived ------
Sep 23, 2008 6:22 AM CST Those Senior Citizens
xoredheadxo
xoredheadxoxoredheadxoRichwood, West Virginia USA16 Threads 1,507 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
------ This thread is Archived ------
Sep 23, 2008 6:47 AM CST Those Senior Citizens
Diamond123: Those Senior Citizens
Tom DiamondQ: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore-------under fiction.

Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you are done you will have a place to live.

Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the Bible. Is that true? Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 'And Mary ro de Joseph's a** all the way to Egypt

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your senior husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly-----wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses

Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow's feet and all those
wrinkles on my face?
A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out.

Q: Why should seniors use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for seniors to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem. Retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

Q: Where should seniors look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by seniors when they enter antique stores?
A: 'Gosh, I remember these.'

SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor, right?
________________________________________________________


Now you leave We be,you HEAR!
rolling on the floor laughing
------ This thread is Archived ------

This Thread is Archived

This Thread is archived, so you will no longer be able to post to it. Threads get archived automatically when they are older than 3 months.

« Go back to All Threads
Message #318

Stats for this Thread

279 Views
2 Comments
by Diamond123 (151 Threads)
Created: Sep 2008
Last Viewed: Feb 26
Last Commented: Sep 2008

Share this Thread

We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here