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Sep 23, 2008 2:28 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA133 Threads 13 Polls 6,929 Posts
Just to stat on the lighter side,

What is something you have or would tell someone not to squeeze so hard?
Not about sex..... keep this one clean.

I will start.....

The tube of toothpastehug
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Sep 23, 2008 2:29 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
rasgumby: Just to stat on the lighter side,

What is something you have or would tell someone not to squeeze so hard?
Not about sex..... keep this one clean.

I will start.....

The tube of toothpaste
The Shampoo bottlelaugh
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Sep 23, 2008 2:30 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA786 Threads 2 Polls 12,449 Posts
Lighter fluid
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Sep 23, 2008 2:30 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
alabamabebe
alabamabebealabamabebeBanks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA85 Threads 3 Polls 6,177 Posts
The Charmin? dunno grin
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Sep 23, 2008 2:31 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA133 Threads 13 Polls 6,929 Posts
alabamabebe: The Charmin?


Telling our age again!!scold

The loaf of bread.
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Sep 23, 2008 2:32 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Mustard in a squeeze bottlelaugh
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Sep 23, 2008 2:33 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA786 Threads 2 Polls 12,449 Posts
alabamabebe: The Charmin?


Hell, that's what I was thinking but I didn't want to say anything. Mr. Whipple is a real hardass!uh oh


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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Sep 23, 2008 2:36 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA133 Threads 13 Polls 6,929 Posts
Galactic_bodhi: Hell, that's what I was thinking but I didn't want to say anything. Mr. Whipple is a real hardass!


He just didn't want people to realize that since it is softer because it is (so called) quilted, that there is only half as much paper on each roll for the same price!dunno
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Sep 23, 2008 2:37 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA133 Threads 13 Polls 6,929 Posts
The new born baby...............

squeeze it too hard and you get baby oil..........oops!
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Sep 23, 2008 2:38 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA786 Threads 2 Polls 12,449 Posts
rasgumby: He just didn't want people to realize that since it is softer because it is (so called) quilted, that there is only half as much paper on each roll for the same price!


I don't quite remember the details. But I remember the admonition "Don't Squeeze the Charmin!"scold

dunno
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Sep 23, 2008 2:38 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA786 Threads 2 Polls 12,449 Posts
Fruit...don't squeeze fruit too hard,you'll bruise it...
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Sep 23, 2008 2:39 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
morgan5
morgan5morgan5chelmsford, Essex, England UK100 Threads 13,444 Posts
confused can't think of anything clean!!!! tongue
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Sep 23, 2008 2:41 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
Galactic_bodhi
Galactic_bodhiGalactic_bodhiAkron, Ohio USA786 Threads 2 Polls 12,449 Posts
morgan5: can't think of anything clean!!!!


Dirty fruit? confused

devil laugh
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Sep 23, 2008 2:41 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
morgan5
morgan5morgan5chelmsford, Essex, England UK100 Threads 13,444 Posts
idea i know a cow's udder !!
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Sep 23, 2008 2:42 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA133 Threads 13 Polls 6,929 Posts
morgan5: i know a cow's udder !!


wave

The tube of super glue!professor
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Sep 23, 2008 2:43 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
A water balloonlaugh
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Sep 23, 2008 2:43 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
morgan5
morgan5morgan5chelmsford, Essex, England UK100 Threads 13,444 Posts
rasgumby: The tube of super glue!
Mornin wave
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Sep 23, 2008 2:49 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA133 Threads 13 Polls 6,929 Posts
mylifewithu: A water balloon


A toad! If the eyes are bulging out.............. might be squeezing it to hardnerd
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Sep 23, 2008 2:52 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
kidatheart
kidatheartkidatheartFruitvale, British Columbia Canada33 Threads 24,897 Posts
A bananabanana
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Sep 23, 2008 2:58 AM CST Please don't squeeze it so hard!
rasgumby
rasgumbyrasgumbyMoberly, Missouri USA133 Threads 13 Polls 6,929 Posts
A penny!!!
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