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Sep 23, 2008 9:54 AM CST Alabama Blonde
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."



Moral of the story:
Not all Southerners are stupid.

Not all blondes are dumb

But all men... are men!!!!!
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Sep 23, 2008 9:58 AM CST Alabama Blonde
Arlene101
Arlene101Arlene101Cape Breton Island, Nova Scotia Canada12 Threads 4,845 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one.thumbs up
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Sep 23, 2008 10:02 AM CST Alabama Blonde
soulmateTWS
soulmateTWSsoulmateTWSHappy in, Alabama USA10 Threads 6,074 Posts
HJFinAZ: Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless."

With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!"

As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed "YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings, and her clothes, and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."
Moral of the story:
Not all Southerners are stupid.

Not all blondes are dumb

But all men... are men!!!!!


wink

Good joke!!
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Sep 23, 2008 10:11 AM CST Alabama Blonde
soulmateTWS: Good joke!!


Not all Southerners are stupid.


Maybe it is almost time to move from the Southwest, to the Southeast..dunno

PS............ Congrats on the marriage..wink
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Sep 23, 2008 10:13 AM CST Alabama Blonde
soulmateTWS
soulmateTWSsoulmateTWSHappy in, Alabama USA10 Threads 6,074 Posts
HJFinAZ: Not all Southerners are stupid.


Maybe it is almost time to move from the Southwest, to the Southeast..

PS............ Congrats on the marriage..


Thank you..and absolutely! The ladies in the South definitely need more quality men!! Some come on already...thumbs up
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Sep 23, 2008 10:14 AM CST Alabama Blonde
soulmateTWS
soulmateTWSsoulmateTWSHappy in, Alabama USA10 Threads 6,074 Posts
soulmateTWS: Thank you..and absolutely! The ladies in the South definitely need more quality men!! Some come on already...


doh That was supposed to be 'so'....dang typos...mumbling

laugh
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Sep 23, 2008 10:17 AM CST Alabama Blonde
soulmateTWS: Thank you..and absolutely! The ladies in the South definitely need more quality men!! Some come on already...


Currently, prior obligations take precedence..professor

BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!grin
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Sep 23, 2008 10:22 AM CST Alabama Blonde
soulmateTWS
soulmateTWSsoulmateTWSHappy in, Alabama USA10 Threads 6,074 Posts
HJFinAZ: Currently, prior obligations take precedence..

BUT!!!!!!!!!!!!


BUT...As soon as they're taken care...you definitely need to head South...grin
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Sep 23, 2008 11:19 AM CST Alabama Blonde
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
I am a southern blonde man...

<---stoopid...uh oh dancing

Love the moral Pat...laugh
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Sep 23, 2008 11:20 AM CST Alabama Blonde
soulmateTWS: BUT...As soon as they're taken care...you definitely need to head South...


Can the "Southern Ladies" handle an outlaw from the Southwest?cowboy

Me great grand daddy was hung for stealing horses in Canada & selling them to the U.S. Cavalry many moons ago.sigh Great grand daddy is my hero..devil
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Sep 23, 2008 11:25 AM CST Alabama Blonde
soulmateTWS
soulmateTWSsoulmateTWSHappy in, Alabama USA10 Threads 6,074 Posts
HJFinAZ: Can the "Southern Ladies" handle an outlaw from the Southwest?

Me great grand daddy was hung for stealing horses in Canada & selling them to the U.S. Cavalry many moons ago. Great grand daddy is my hero..


Darlin, you'd be surprised at what a Southern Lady can handle. grin
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Sep 23, 2008 11:27 AM CST Alabama Blonde
soulmateTWS: Darlin, you'd be surprised at what a Southern Lady can handle.


Doubtful......... Many, many moons ago (stationed at Ft. Campbell, KY) I "dated" and damn near married a "Southern Girl" (to bad she was already marrieddevil )
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Sep 23, 2008 11:29 AM CST Alabama Blonde
soulmateTWS: BUT...As soon as they're taken care...you definitely need to head South...


The "current obligations" will involve a death, I am not looking forward to it but I am a realist and I do accept it..sigh
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Sep 23, 2008 12:00 PM CST Alabama Blonde
soulmateTWS
soulmateTWSsoulmateTWSHappy in, Alabama USA10 Threads 6,074 Posts
HJFinAZ: The "current obligations" will involve a death, I am not looking forward to it but I am a realist and I do accept it..


Oh wow...I didn't realize...and I'm sorry. Bless you...hug hug


sad flower
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Sep 23, 2008 1:21 PM CST Alabama Blonde
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta60 Threads 4,845 Posts
You got that right!!!!!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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