Things You'll Problably Never Hear a Waomn Say (27)
I would buy another round and order another pitcher on the 4th down...although I hate football...I would watch it with my man as long as he explained to me what was going on!!!!!
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Hugz_n_Kissez: I would buy another round and order another pitcher on the 4th down...although I hate football...I would watch it with my man as long as he explained to me what was going on!!!!!
See hugs...you already got one sox knocked off!!
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Hugz_n_Kissez: I would buy another round and order another pitcher on the 4th down...although I hate football...I would watch it with my man as long as he explained to me what was going on!!!!!
That would annoy him even more!......
-#I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.#.....
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SirenLydia: That would annoy him even more!...... -#I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.#.....
Well then I know what a touch down is and that's it...so I'll just watch quietly and get drunk....
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All true...except the football...I'd watch it as long as someone explains to me what is going on...
Soccer is a different story... I am a BIG fan and know exactly what is going on..
Soccer is a different story... I am a BIG fan and know exactly what is going on..
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Well then I know what a touch down is and that's it...so I'll just watch quietly and get drunk....
yeah right...............
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SirenLydia: That would annoy him even more!...... -#I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.#.....
Not a true football (or fotbol) lover, SirenLydia.....they are always up for talking about the game......how they mange win a tight one.
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SirenLydia: yeah right...............
Well maybe throwing in the odd ...yes dear....
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How about....
"I really think I have too many shoes"
"I really think I have too many shoes"
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JimNastics: How about....
"I really think I have too many shoes"
"I really think I have too many shoes"
NEVER.....
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Well then I know what a touch down is and that's it...so I'll just watch quietly and get drunk....
Hugs, you just need the guy that can not only talk a good game, but can enjoy you while he does.
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ttom500: Hugs, you just need the guy that can not only talk a good game, but can enjoy you while he does.
Oh I have him already but he doesn't like football anyway...thank god.....
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ttom500: Not a true football (or fotbol) lover, SirenLydia.....they are always up for talking about the game......how they mange win a tight one.
not if you keep asking questions all through the game
they're not.......I know!..........
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SirenLydia: not if you keep asking questions all through the game
they're not.......I know!..........
they're not.......I know!..........
I have to admit....there is theat moment during a game....when it is 4th and inches for a TD........and to have someone ask......."What does the man in the striped shirt do?".....does become less than welcomed.
But try it...again. Maybe the guy......will be a student of the game.....and explain it better to you.
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How about :"Don't worry about what time you get in honey, just go have fun with the guys! You've had a rough week, I can stay home and take care of everything! Just come home when you want to!"
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JimNastics: How about....
"I really think I have too many shoes"
"I really think I have too many shoes"
I have to admit....it is sorely missing from the list.
Maybe the author own a shoe store?
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twinkles1994: How about :"Don't worry about what time you get in honey, just go have fun with the guys! You've had a rough week, I can stay home and take care of everything! Just come home when you want to!"
That definitely knocks a sox off, Twinkles
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In response to: I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.
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JimNastics: How about....
"I really think I have too many shoes"
"I really think I have too many shoes"
I say that all the time.
I love football, just don't understand all the terminology or rules.
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Unknown to if man or female author. If a man and his significant other
found it on his computer/desk......I know of some good local hotels and
restraunts to enjoy in the near future.
But here they are, things you will likely never hear a woman say:
-You know I've been complaining a lot laterly. I don't blame you for
ignoring me.
-While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal, they will still cover the spread.
-I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex girlfriend has class.
-That girl is wearing my same outfit as mine. Cool, I am going over and talk with her.
-Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" all the times, then you do have to mess with it.
-It's only the 3rd quarter, you should order a couple more pitcher.
-My mother is going to pick up the tab, so order another round for
you and your friends.
-I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think that I will ever change it again.
-You are so much smarter than my father.
-Are you sure that you have had enough to drink?
-I'd much rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
-I'll be out painting the house.
-I love it when you ride your Harley, I just wish you had more time to ride.
-No, no. I will take the car to have the oil changed.
-Your mother is better than mine.
-Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire?
-You need your sleep ya big silly. Now stop getting up for the mightly feeding.
Obviously the writer is a man. That was delusional after a long night of binge drinking with his buddies. And the offer still holds, if his signifacant other did find this list. Because I have a feeling he will need someone to put him up and to share a meal with in the near future.
But honestly ladies.....want to knock a guy's sox off sometime.....try a couple when they seem to fit.