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Sep 24, 2008 12:15 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
We met for a drink and you caught me making out with a man - m4w



I'm sorry. You were taking so long in the bathroom and this guy was looking at me. Next thing I knew we were making out and you came back and stormed out of the bar. I just want you to know that I really liked you and I'm not gay, I just have gay experiences sometimes. You are a beautiful girl and I'm glad that you came on date with me. I would like very much to try again. This time I will give all my love to you.




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Location: New York
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Sep 24, 2008 12:16 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
gtbulldog2: Who needs Craig's List..
It's funny stuff Tom , Shelly and I have found the gold mine of the funniest Post of Craigs list , we can't stop , its too funnyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 24, 2008 12:16 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
mylifewithu: I already found out Ken I can afford to mail myself to you


COD?

Just poke holes in the box please.

Then I will open you up baby!!!devil
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Sep 24, 2008 12:17 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: We met for a drink and you caught me making out with a man - m4w
I'm sorry. You were taking so long in the bathroom and this guy was looking at me. Next thing I knew we were making out and you came back and stormed out of the bar. I just want you to know that I really liked you and I'm not gay, I just have gay experiences sometimes. You are a beautiful girl and I'm glad that you came on date with me. I would like very much to try again. This time I will give all my love to you.



Location: New York
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Sep 24, 2008 12:17 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
gtbulldog2
gtbulldog2gtbulldog2Towson, Maryland USA10 Threads 2,828 Posts
mylifewithu: It's funny stuff Tom , Shelly and I have found the gold mine of the funniest Post of Craigs list , we can't stop , its too funny
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Sep 24, 2008 12:17 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
gtbulldog2: Not on my watch my friend.......


Thomas has my back...handshake

OK Ladies..hit me with your best shot!!


help
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Sep 24, 2008 12:18 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
mbcasey: COD?

Just poke holes in the box please.

Then I will open you up baby!!!
Ooooooooooh yeahhhug lips

Darn what if I forget the air holes , what are you gonna do thenlaugh laugh hug
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Sep 24, 2008 12:20 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
mylifewithu: Ooooooooooh yeahh

Darn what if I forget the air holes , what are you gonna do then


Mouth to mouth....devil banana
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Sep 24, 2008 12:20 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
This one reminds me of when I tried to catch a cloud and put it in a jar. I was a kiddrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


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Sep 24, 2008 12:21 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Calling all Roys or Troys or LeRoys.....



Hi...

If your name is Roy, Troy or LeRoy...I WANT YOU!

I was with a Roy before (please see photo) and it didn't last as long as my tattoo. Who knew?

Getting the tattoo removed is not something I want to do, plus I'm so accustomed to bellowing it (Roy) out in bed. What can I say, I'm a creature of habit.

If your name isn't Roy, or even a variation, but you can somehow find a way to incorporate it into my tattoo, I'm open to suggestions.

About me: I'm 27, 5'4", 115 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, freckles and looking for love (and a way to keep my tattoo).

Thanks fellas,

Dynah


Who wants this classy lady?????


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Sep 24, 2008 12:22 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
mbcasey: Mouth to mouth....
I like it , I can't wait Hmmmm, I think I better get working on finding a sturdy box now. I figure in couple months I will have saved up all the stamps I need. laugh
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Sep 24, 2008 12:22 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
mylifewithu: This one reminds me of when I tried to catch a cloud and put it in a jar. I was a kidd



So are ya gonna buy George's ghost for ol times sake?????


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Sep 24, 2008 12:23 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Calling all Roys or Troys or LeRoys.....
Hi...

If your name is Roy, Troy or LeRoy...I WANT YOU!

I was with a Roy before (please see photo) and it didn't last as long as my tattoo. Who knew?

Getting the tattoo removed is not something I want to do, plus I'm so accustomed to bellowing it (Roy) out in bed. What can I say, I'm a creature of habit.

If your name isn't Roy, or even a variation, but you can somehow find a way to incorporate it into my tattoo, I'm open to suggestions.

About me: I'm 27, 5'4", 115 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, freckles and looking for love (and a way to keep my tattoo).

Thanks fellas,

Dynah Who wants this classy lady?????
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Sep 24, 2008 12:24 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: So are ya gonna buy George's ghost for ol times sake?????
I think I will buy it for Tom , he is really big on musiclaugh laugh
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Sep 24, 2008 12:27 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Calling all Roys or Troys or LeRoys.....
Hi...

If your name is Roy, Troy or LeRoy...I WANT YOU!

I was with a Roy before (please see photo) and it didn't last as long as my tattoo. Who knew?

Getting the tattoo removed is not something I want to do, plus I'm so accustomed to bellowing it (Roy) out in bed. What can I say, I'm a creature of habit.

If your name isn't Roy, or even a variation, but you can somehow find a way to incorporate it into my tattoo, I'm open to suggestions.

About me: I'm 27, 5'4", 115 lbs, brown hair, blue eyes, freckles and looking for love (and a way to keep my tattoo).

Thanks fellas,

Dynah Who wants this classy lady?????


She sounds Dynah might!!
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Sep 24, 2008 12:28 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
Here Lela...I will supply the box to mail yourself....gift

<--big spender....
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Sep 24, 2008 12:30 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
This guy is preparedrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



wanted pre 1965 paper money for time travel



i have come into the possession of my great grandfathers life work, among being a decorated aeronautical engineer it would appear he dabbled in the lesser accepted sciences. i have almost finished building his masterpiece a 1952 nash rambler time machine. unfortunately my grandfather didn't live long enough to find an energy source with high enough density to fuel his machine, but i believe i have the problem solved.

serious offers only, i would like to exchange paper money for paper money printed before 1965 (for OBVIOUS reasons!). i will pay 5% of the total currency exchanged, unfortunately i cannot offer transfers of coinage as i am already pushing the weight limit as it is!

please no solicitations on changing the future as any changing would only happen in an alternate future reality and be a waste of yours and my time.

back to the workshop!


Location: los olivos


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Sep 24, 2008 12:31 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
mbcasey: Here Lela...I will supply the box to mail yourself....

<--big spender....
You would have to mail the box here first etc.
How about you mail your self here. hug devil smitten laugh
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Sep 24, 2008 12:33 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
mylifewithu: You would have to mail the box here first etc.
How about you mail your self here.


You betcha!!

<---3rd class package....sigh
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Sep 24, 2008 12:34 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
mylifewithu: This guy is prepared
wanted pre 1965 paper money for time travel



i have come into the possession of my great grandfathers life work, among being a decorated aeronautical engineer it would appear he dabbled in the lesser accepted sciences. i have almost finished building his masterpiece a 1952 nash rambler time machine. unfortunately my grandfather didn't live long enough to find an energy source with high enough density to fuel his machine, but i believe i have the problem solved.

serious offers only, i would like to exchange paper money for paper money printed before 1965 (for OBVIOUS reasons!). i will pay 5% of the total currency exchanged, unfortunately i cannot offer transfers of coinage as i am already pushing the weight limit as it is!

please no solicitations on changing the future as any changing would only happen in an alternate future reality and be a waste of yours and my time.

back to the workshop! Location: los olivos



I guess he is prepared...I wonder what he'll do when he wakes up and still finds himself in his living-room!!!!!!!


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