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Sep 24, 2008 12:34 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
mylifewithu: This guy is prepared
wanted pre 1965 paper money for time travel



i have come into the possession of my great grandfathers life work, among being a decorated aeronautical engineer it would appear he dabbled in the lesser accepted sciences. i have almost finished building his masterpiece a 1952 nash rambler time machine. unfortunately my grandfather didn't live long enough to find an energy source with high enough density to fuel his machine, but i believe i have the problem solved.

serious offers only, i would like to exchange paper money for paper money printed before 1965 (for OBVIOUS reasons!). i will pay 5% of the total currency exchanged, unfortunately i cannot offer transfers of coinage as i am already pushing the weight limit as it is!

please no solicitations on changing the future as any changing would only happen in an alternate future reality and be a waste of yours and my time.

back to the workshop! Location: los olivos


I lost time in the back of a Nash Rambler once!!

They are great cars...oh what a waste by this guy.
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Sep 24, 2008 12:36 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
mbcasey: You betcha!!

<---3rd class package....
You are worth more than that Kenhug comfort lips heart beating
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Sep 24, 2008 12:37 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA68 Threads 7 Polls 16,449 Posts
It's been great fun!! Thanks for the laughs ladies...goodnight!!wave hug
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Sep 24, 2008 12:37 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
mbcasey: Nah..she seems a tad picky....



Oh come on..I think she's sounds pretty open minded....wave wink cheering grin
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Sep 24, 2008 12:38 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
mbcasey: It's been great fun!! Thanks for the laughs ladies...goodnight!!
Goodnight Ken Sleep Well and sweet dreamsteddybear hug get working on the box idea tomorrowlaugh hug
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Sep 24, 2008 12:41 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
gtbulldog2
gtbulldog2gtbulldog2Towson, Maryland USA10 Threads 2,828 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: So are ya gonna buy George's ghost for ol times sake?????
George was a gas station owner in our area at one time.
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Sep 24, 2008 12:42 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
gtbulldog2
gtbulldog2gtbulldog2Towson, Maryland USA10 Threads 2,828 Posts
gtbulldog2: George was a gas station owner in our area at one time.
Bless his soul.....sigh
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Sep 24, 2008 12:42 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
gtbulldog2: George was a gas station owner in our area at one time.
Wow thats cool!! Hey we found his ghost in a jar , do you want it.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 24, 2008 12:44 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
gtbulldog2
gtbulldog2gtbulldog2Towson, Maryland USA10 Threads 2,828 Posts
gtbulldog2: Bless his soul.....
He saw the cars of yesteryear.......head banger
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Sep 24, 2008 12:46 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
gtbulldog2
gtbulldog2gtbulldog2Towson, Maryland USA10 Threads 2,828 Posts
gtbulldog2: He saw the cars of yesteryear.......
It's a true story.........head banger
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Sep 24, 2008 12:47 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
gtbulldog2: He saw the cars of yesteryear.......
Back when you could tell one from another cause they had real style applause Now mustangs look like cavaliers and mazdasrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 24, 2008 12:50 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
300 today ****Ladies Wedding Set ****



Ladies wedding set. A ten year tested very beautiful ring set. It was proven successful for me in keeping me faithful. You will however have to find a mans ring to match considering the fact that his was faulty and allowed him to give in to adulteress activities. It has since been run over, hammered, put in a vice, crushed , and thrown off a tall bridge. As I could not do this to the father of my children I thought the faulty ring was the next best choice.

I will accept the best offer for this four stone inter-locking detailed ring. The pictures do it no justice.

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 24, 2008 12:54 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
mylifewithu: 300 today ****Ladies Wedding Set ****



Ladies wedding set. A ten year tested very beautiful ring set. It was proven successful for me in keeping me faithful. You will however have to find a mans ring to match considering the fact that his was faulty and allowed him to give in to adulteress activities. It has since been run over, hammered, put in a vice, crushed , and thrown off a tall bridge. As I could not do this to the father of my children I thought the faulty ring was the next best choice.

I will accept the best offer for this four stone inter-locking detailed ring. The pictures do it no justice.



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


It sounds like if she wouldn't have went to jail...she would rather it have been him than the ring!!!!!


uh oh
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Sep 24, 2008 12:54 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
gtbulldog2
gtbulldog2gtbulldog2Towson, Maryland USA10 Threads 2,828 Posts
mylifewithu: 300 today ****Ladies Wedding Set ****Dodge Challenger



Ladies wedding set. A ten year tested very beautiful ring set. It was proven successful for me in keeping me faithful. You will however have to find a mans ring to match considering the fact that his was faulty and allowed him to give in to adulteress activities. It has since been run over, hammered, put in a vice, crushed , and thrown off a tall bridge. As I could not do this to the father of my children I thought the faulty ring was the next best choice.

I will accept the best offer for this four stone inter-locking detailed ring. The pictures do it no justice.
tongue
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Sep 24, 2008 12:55 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
gtbulldog2
gtbulldog2gtbulldog2Towson, Maryland USA10 Threads 2,828 Posts
2009 Dodge Challengerhead banger
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Sep 24, 2008 12:57 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
gtbulldog2: 2009 Dodge Challenger
Does it look like all the other cars on the road now.confused dunno
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Sep 24, 2008 1:03 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Hey Shelly did you see my answer to Bodhi on the thread It's a guy thing, It was funnyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 24, 2008 1:06 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
gtbulldog2
gtbulldog2gtbulldog2Towson, Maryland USA10 Threads 2,828 Posts
mylifewithu: Does it look like all the other cars on the road now.
It has a Hemi in it.......head banger Just A Dream....
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Sep 24, 2008 1:07 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA174 Threads 23,670 Posts
Things I Learned Saturday


Things I Learned Saturday:

When you have to use the bathroom, do not let the dogs precede you into the room. Bathrooms are very small rooms and only have one door.

When the dogs knock you down while they attempt to exit the bathroom, do not fall on the toilet.Toilets can explode.

Dogs vanish when toilets explode.

You can move at lightspeed when shutting off the water line to a toilet that has exploded.

Porcelain is very sharp, and cuts on the palm of the hand bleed profusely.

Dog towels are good for soaking up blood.

Dog towels are also good for soaking up water that results from exploding toilets.

Plumbers cost $150 per hour, plus travel time, plus a new toilet and hardware.

If you laugh at the plumber’s prices, he will hang up on you.

Toilets at Lowes cost about $150.

Toilets at Lowes have names like “Parfait”, “Bouquet” and “Boudoir”.

It takes two people to carry a toilet.

Toilets are not too hard to replace. Just be careful, because porcelain is sharp.

You can save about 300 bucks if you replace the toilet yourself.

Dog towels are also good for wiping up the wax ring goo from underneath exploded toilets.

Yard sales are great places to buy dog towels.

You can get a dog towel at a yard sale for about 50 cents.

Best yard sale bargain on Saturday, July 7th, 2007: 6 dog towels for 3 bucks.

Final score: Toilet=0, Plumber=0, Dogs=1, Dog Towels=6.

How was your day?



Location: Ice Queen


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 24, 2008 1:11 AM CST I just saw this ad on Craigs list!!
gtbulldog2
gtbulldog2gtbulldog2Towson, Maryland USA10 Threads 2,828 Posts
mylifewithu: Things I Learned Saturday Things I Learned Saturday,go back to monday.....


Things I Learned Saturday:

When you have to use the bathroom, do not let the dogs precede you into the room. Bathrooms are very small rooms and only have one door.

When the dogs knock you down while they attempt to exit the bathroom, do not fall on the toilet.Toilets can explode.

Dogs vanish when toilets explode.

You can move at lightspeed when shutting off the water line to a toilet that has exploded.

Porcelain is very sharp, and cuts on the palm of the hand bleed profusely.

Dog towels are good for soaking up blood.

Dog towels are also good for soaking up water that results from exploding toilets.

Plumbers cost $150 per hour, plus travel time, plus a new toilet and hardware.

If you laugh at the plumber’s prices, he will hang up on you.

Toilets at Lowes cost about $150.

Toilets at Lowes have names like “Parfait”, “Bouquet” and “Boudoir”.

It takes two people to carry a toilet.

Toilets are not too hard to replace. Just be careful, because porcelain is sharp.

You can save about 300 bucks if you replace the toilet yourself.

Dog towels are also good for wiping up the wax ring goo from underneath exploded toilets.

Yard sales are great places to buy dog towels.

You can get a dog towel at a yard sale for about 50 cents.

Best yard sale bargain on Saturday, July 7th, 2007: 6 dog towels for 3 bucks.

Final score: Toilet=0, Plumber=0, Dogs=1, Dog Towels=6.

How was your day?
Location: Ice Queen
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