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Today, all we kids are grown. I am completing my Bachelors. My sister has almost completed her Masters. My three brothers work as a computer tech, sheetrock hauler and a med aide in a nursing home. I don't have children but my siblings have given me nine wonderful nephews and nieces.
Growing up, we learned early on that all we really had was one another. We currently all live within 5 miles of one another. When I count my best friends, I count my brothers and sister first.
We live far away from my mother's family. They are the very definition of dysfuntion. Not good people to be around in any situation.
I'm not sure how it happened, but none of us were ever in jail, ever addicted to anything more than nicotine. According to some statistics and to most people's prejudice on this board, we should all be white trash meth addicts.
For those of you who look down upon those little kids with hungry eyes and brave faces, reach out to them instead of judging. It can really make a difference.
Thanks for reading.
HMMMMMMMM...Makes ya stop and think about stereo-types and how we judge people doesn't it....
Growing up, we learned early on that all we really had was one another. We currently all live within 5 miles of one another. When I count my best friends, I count my brothers and sister first.
We live far away from my mother's family. They are the very definition of dysfuntion. Not good people to be around in any situation.
I'm not sure how it happened, but none of us were ever in jail, ever addicted to anything more than nicotine. According to some statistics and to most people's prejudice on this board, we should all be white trash meth addicts.
For those of you who look down upon those little kids with hungry eyes and brave faces, reach out to them instead of judging. It can really make a difference.
Thanks for reading.
HMMMMMMMM...Makes ya stop and think about stereo-types and how we judge people doesn't it....
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You guys are making these up...
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Craig. Craig, listen to me.
Date: 2005-06-08, 1:16PM PDT
See this kitten? This kitten's name is Mittens. Isn't she cute?
If you don't update the "Best Of CL" within the next 48 hours, I will kill Mittens. Understand me?
I didn't want it to come to this. But someone had to put their foot down and say, "I WILL HAVE MY CL 'BEST OF' FIX! I WILL NOT WAIT OUT ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL ADMINISTRATION BEFORE IT GETS UPDATED AGAIN!"
To summarize: update the Best Of, please. Do it for poor little Mittens. Thank you.
She is seriously wanting new updated best list
Date: 2005-06-08, 1:16PM PDT
See this kitten? This kitten's name is Mittens. Isn't she cute?
If you don't update the "Best Of CL" within the next 48 hours, I will kill Mittens. Understand me?
I didn't want it to come to this. But someone had to put their foot down and say, "I WILL HAVE MY CL 'BEST OF' FIX! I WILL NOT WAIT OUT ANOTHER PRESIDENTIAL ADMINISTRATION BEFORE IT GETS UPDATED AGAIN!"
To summarize: update the Best Of, please. Do it for poor little Mittens. Thank you.
She is seriously wanting new updated best list
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mbcasey: You guys are making these up...
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Hello Ken , yes Shelly and I are so good of writers we can write this stuff all day and we have for 2 days<---broken record
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This one's not funny but well worth a read....
From a Welfare Kid...
That was a really cool story , it's worth having it's own thread I think
From a Welfare Kid...
That was a really cool story , it's worth having it's own thread I think
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mylifewithu: Hello Ken , yes Shelly and I are so good of writers we can write this stuff all day and we have for 2 days
Lela...
Hi Shelley...
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mbcasey: Lela...
Hi Shelley... Hope you are feeling better!
Hey HandsomeHi Shelley... Hope you are feeling better!
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mbcasey: Lela...
Hi Shelley... Hope you are feeling better!
Hi Shelley... Hope you are feeling better!
Hi Ken...Yep I'm starting to...a bit tired out and stuffed up with a cough yet but gettin better!!!!!!!!!
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6. Next, the cat must be dried. Novice cat bathers always assume this part will be the most difficult, for humans generally are worn out at this point and the cat is just getting really determined. In fact, the drying is simple compared with what you have just been through. That's because by now the cat is semi-permanently affixed to your right leg.
7. You simply pop the drain plug with your foot, reach for your towel and wait. (Occasionally, however, the cat will end up clinging to the top of your army helmet. If this happens, the best thing you can do is to shake him loose and to encourage him toward your leg.) After all the water is drained from the tub, it is a simple matter to just reach down and dry the cat.
In a few days the cat will relax enough to be removed from your leg. He will usually have nothing to say for about three weeks and will spend a lot of time sitting with his back to you. He might even become psychoceramic and develop the fixed stare of a plaster figurine.
You will be tempted to assume he is angry. This isn't usually the case. As a rule he is simply plotting ways to get through your defenses and injure you for life the next time you decide to give him a bath. But at least now he smells a lot better.
7. You simply pop the drain plug with your foot, reach for your towel and wait. (Occasionally, however, the cat will end up clinging to the top of your army helmet. If this happens, the best thing you can do is to shake him loose and to encourage him toward your leg.) After all the water is drained from the tub, it is a simple matter to just reach down and dry the cat.
In a few days the cat will relax enough to be removed from your leg. He will usually have nothing to say for about three weeks and will spend a lot of time sitting with his back to you. He might even become psychoceramic and develop the fixed stare of a plaster figurine.
You will be tempted to assume he is angry. This isn't usually the case. As a rule he is simply plotting ways to get through your defenses and injure you for life the next time you decide to give him a bath. But at least now he smells a lot better.
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2 effective Methods on bathing a CAT.
I have read this one, it is a joke now going around the internet, It is very funny, so this is where some of these jokes have come from The Best of craigs list
I have read this one, it is a joke now going around the internet, It is very funny, so this is where some of these jokes have come from The Best of craigs list
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Lonely1: Truth is far greater than fiction!!
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THANKS Jennifer..........
......For leaving bite marks all over my husbands chest last night.
Boy she was a mad wife
......For leaving bite marks all over my husbands chest last night.
Boy she was a mad wife
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bob1959: LIke everybody else, hope your feeling better. Here's a teddy bear. Don't blow your nose on it.lol I'm off to bed kids.
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bigdaddy007: Hey mylifewithu ... why did my ex send that to you.....she is soooo rude
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Shelly I mentioned you on page 8 of the forums changed you thread.
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bob1959: LIke everybody else, hope your feeling better. Here's a teddy bear. Don't blow your nose on it.lol I'm off to bed kids.
Hi Bob...Thanx...I promise not to soil the cute...
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Hugz_n_Kissez: Hi Bob...Thanx...I promise not to soil the cute... with my runny nose....
I am getting there slowly but surely...
He can be so funnyI am getting there slowly but surely...
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Dangling objects + kitten = kill.
I'll keep a towel on. 
I'll keep a towel on.
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I typed in: craigslist>best of craigslist>missouri , so for your area change the last part to yours .
Never mind it's still the same list , DARN