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Free Washing Machine: (BEWARE: IT MAKES PEOPLE DIE)
Date: 2005-02-18, 12:23PM PST
I have a free washing machine. Careful though, if you write to me and say that you want it... chances are you will have to flake out and not come and get it because a close family member died or became very ill. I think the washing machine causes this. Three times I've had people say they want it and set up a time to come and get it. Low and behold, every time... the person backs out because their uncle, grandfather, dad, etc. has become very ill. So don't say I didn't warn you. It's a free washing machine and it works (has a smal leak but was told the hose just needs to be replaced). It's the old almond color but has worked great for us, I think it is a large capacity because my new one holds much less. Please email if you're interested in coming to get it.
Note: I am not responsible for my washing machine killing people or making them ill. Come and get it at your own risk.
this is in or around Marysville
Date: 2005-02-18, 12:23PM PST
I have a free washing machine. Careful though, if you write to me and say that you want it... chances are you will have to flake out and not come and get it because a close family member died or became very ill. I think the washing machine causes this. Three times I've had people say they want it and set up a time to come and get it. Low and behold, every time... the person backs out because their uncle, grandfather, dad, etc. has become very ill. So don't say I didn't warn you. It's a free washing machine and it works (has a smal leak but was told the hose just needs to be replaced). It's the old almond color but has worked great for us, I think it is a large capacity because my new one holds much less. Please email if you're interested in coming to get it.
Note: I am not responsible for my washing machine killing people or making them ill. Come and get it at your own risk.
this is in or around Marysville
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mylifewithu: Free Washing Machine: (BEWARE: IT MAKES PEOPLE DIE)
Date: 2005-02-18, 12:23PM PST
I have a free washing machine. Careful though, if you write to me and say that you want it... chances are you will have to flake out and not come and get it because a close family member died or became very ill. I think the washing machine causes this. Three times I've had people say they want it and set up a time to come and get it. Low and behold, every time... the person backs out because their uncle, grandfather, dad, etc. has become very ill. So don't say I didn't warn you. It's a free washing machine and it works (has a smal leak but was told the hose just needs to be replaced). It's the old almond color but has worked great for us, I think it is a large capacity because my new one holds much less. Please email if you're interested in coming to get it.
Note: I am not responsible for my washing machine killing people or making them ill. Come and get it at your own risk.this is in or around Marysville
Date: 2005-02-18, 12:23PM PST
I have a free washing machine. Careful though, if you write to me and say that you want it... chances are you will have to flake out and not come and get it because a close family member died or became very ill. I think the washing machine causes this. Three times I've had people say they want it and set up a time to come and get it. Low and behold, every time... the person backs out because their uncle, grandfather, dad, etc. has become very ill. So don't say I didn't warn you. It's a free washing machine and it works (has a smal leak but was told the hose just needs to be replaced). It's the old almond color but has worked great for us, I think it is a large capacity because my new one holds much less. Please email if you're interested in coming to get it.
Note: I am not responsible for my washing machine killing people or making them ill. Come and get it at your own risk.this is in or around Marysville
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Insane Cat w/lips, Plus $5.00, to good home.
Date: 2004-09-29, 4:43PM PDT
The posting pretty much says it all -- this cat (beautiful charcoal gray color, beautiful coat, beautiful eyes, and lips - yes, lips - do all cats have these?) showed up at our house, we've kept her for a long time, and simply can't keep her any longer. Plus, she's insane.
Sweet as pie in the house, but when she gets outside, she terrorizes certain cats in the neighborhood, chasing them onto the roof of our neighbors house and cornering them until we throw rocks at her to get her to stop. Typically we don't get her to stop, but we do get the neighbors pissed off. No biggy - we don't like our neighbors. In fact, feel free to take them too.
She also likes to walk under cars, in full view of the drivers, just as they are ready to pull out of the driveway, forcing them to get out of the car, get on all fours, and see where she went. When they do, she smiles with those damn lips of hers. Her name is "Baby Gray," but she also goes by "Crazy Lips."
Did I mention that she's insane? The only cat in the neighborhood ever to be maced by the mailman. OK, that's not true, but only because the mailman couldn't get to her - she was under his truck, smiling away.
Yours for free, plus we'll give you $5.00 and our eternal thanks.
this is in or around Santa Monica
she must really be bad, they are willing to you to take her
Date: 2004-09-29, 4:43PM PDT
The posting pretty much says it all -- this cat (beautiful charcoal gray color, beautiful coat, beautiful eyes, and lips - yes, lips - do all cats have these?) showed up at our house, we've kept her for a long time, and simply can't keep her any longer. Plus, she's insane.
Sweet as pie in the house, but when she gets outside, she terrorizes certain cats in the neighborhood, chasing them onto the roof of our neighbors house and cornering them until we throw rocks at her to get her to stop. Typically we don't get her to stop, but we do get the neighbors pissed off. No biggy - we don't like our neighbors. In fact, feel free to take them too.
She also likes to walk under cars, in full view of the drivers, just as they are ready to pull out of the driveway, forcing them to get out of the car, get on all fours, and see where she went. When they do, she smiles with those damn lips of hers. Her name is "Baby Gray," but she also goes by "Crazy Lips."
Did I mention that she's insane? The only cat in the neighborhood ever to be maced by the mailman. OK, that's not true, but only because the mailman couldn't get to her - she was under his truck, smiling away.
Yours for free, plus we'll give you $5.00 and our eternal thanks.
this is in or around Santa Monica
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mylifewithu: Insane Cat w/lips, Plus $5.00, to good home.
Date: 2004-09-29, 4:43PM PDT
The posting pretty much says it all -- this cat (beautiful charcoal gray color, beautiful coat, beautiful eyes, and lips - yes, lips - do all cats have these?) showed up at our house, we've kept her for a long time, and simply can't keep her any longer. Plus, she's insane.
Sweet as pie in the house, but when she gets outside, she terrorizes certain cats in the neighborhood, chasing them onto the roof of our neighbors house and cornering them until we throw rocks at her to get her to stop. Typically we don't get her to stop, but we do get the neighbors pissed off. No biggy - we don't like our neighbors. In fact, feel free to take them too.
She also likes to walk under cars, in full view of the drivers, just as they are ready to pull out of the driveway, forcing them to get out of the car, get on all fours, and see where she went. When they do, she smiles with those damn lips of hers. Her name is "Baby Gray," but she also goes by "Crazy Lips."
Did I mention that she's insane? The only cat in the neighborhood ever to be maced by the mailman. OK, that's not true, but only because the mailman couldn't get to her - she was under his truck, smiling away.
Yours for free, plus we'll give you $5.00 and our eternal thanks. this is in or around Santa Monica
she must really be bad, they are willing to you to take her
Date: 2004-09-29, 4:43PM PDT
The posting pretty much says it all -- this cat (beautiful charcoal gray color, beautiful coat, beautiful eyes, and lips - yes, lips - do all cats have these?) showed up at our house, we've kept her for a long time, and simply can't keep her any longer. Plus, she's insane.
Sweet as pie in the house, but when she gets outside, she terrorizes certain cats in the neighborhood, chasing them onto the roof of our neighbors house and cornering them until we throw rocks at her to get her to stop. Typically we don't get her to stop, but we do get the neighbors pissed off. No biggy - we don't like our neighbors. In fact, feel free to take them too.
She also likes to walk under cars, in full view of the drivers, just as they are ready to pull out of the driveway, forcing them to get out of the car, get on all fours, and see where she went. When they do, she smiles with those damn lips of hers. Her name is "Baby Gray," but she also goes by "Crazy Lips."
Did I mention that she's insane? The only cat in the neighborhood ever to be maced by the mailman. OK, that's not true, but only because the mailman couldn't get to her - she was under his truck, smiling away.
Yours for free, plus we'll give you $5.00 and our eternal thanks. this is in or around Santa Monica
she must really be bad, they are willing to you to take her
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Amateur car thieves
Date: 2004-06-07, 9:35AM EDT
To the person/people who tried to steal and/or steal items from my car:
The door was open, so that wasn't a challenge. The key was in the car, yet you managed to first pull the wire attached to the battery so it wouldn't start. What you stole out of my car:
1. $5
2. 10-15 burned CDs
What you left behind:
1. A trunk full of beer and several bottles of good vodka (the key opens the trunk)
2. My CD player stereo
3. All my good CDs in the glove compartment (yeah, the car key opens that, too)
4. a pair of brand new running shoes in the back seat
5. "spare" cash in the trunk
I realize I wasn't too smart to leave my car unlocked with a key in it in my driveway, but I certainly expect more of our country's petty thieves.
this is in or around Davis square
Date: 2004-06-07, 9:35AM EDT
To the person/people who tried to steal and/or steal items from my car:
The door was open, so that wasn't a challenge. The key was in the car, yet you managed to first pull the wire attached to the battery so it wouldn't start. What you stole out of my car:
1. $5
2. 10-15 burned CDs
What you left behind:
1. A trunk full of beer and several bottles of good vodka (the key opens the trunk)
2. My CD player stereo
3. All my good CDs in the glove compartment (yeah, the car key opens that, too)
4. a pair of brand new running shoes in the back seat
5. "spare" cash in the trunk
I realize I wasn't too smart to leave my car unlocked with a key in it in my driveway, but I certainly expect more of our country's petty thieves.
this is in or around Davis square
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Here are some very beautiful Pitbull dogs
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mylifewithu: Amateur car thieves
Date: 2004-06-07, 9:35AM EDT
To the person/people who tried to steal and/or steal items from my car:
The door was open, so that wasn't a challenge. The key was in the car, yet you managed to first pull the wire attached to the battery so it wouldn't start. What you stole out of my car:
1. $5
2. 10-15 burned CDs
What you left behind:
1. A trunk full of beer and several bottles of good vodka (the key opens the trunk)
2. My CD player stereo
3. All my good CDs in the glove compartment (yeah, the car key opens that, too)
4. a pair of brand new running shoes in the back seat
5. "spare" cash in the trunk
I realize I wasn't too smart to leave my car unlocked with a key in it in my driveway, but I certainly expect more of our country's petty thieves.this is in or around Davis square
Date: 2004-06-07, 9:35AM EDT
To the person/people who tried to steal and/or steal items from my car:
The door was open, so that wasn't a challenge. The key was in the car, yet you managed to first pull the wire attached to the battery so it wouldn't start. What you stole out of my car:
1. $5
2. 10-15 burned CDs
What you left behind:
1. A trunk full of beer and several bottles of good vodka (the key opens the trunk)
2. My CD player stereo
3. All my good CDs in the glove compartment (yeah, the car key opens that, too)
4. a pair of brand new running shoes in the back seat
5. "spare" cash in the trunk
I realize I wasn't too smart to leave my car unlocked with a key in it in my driveway, but I certainly expect more of our country's petty thieves.this is in or around Davis square
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mylifewithu: Here are some very beautiful Pitbull dogs
AWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEE....They ever cute....
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Married means MARRIED you moron
Date: 2006-07-29, 4:17AM
Wow I wished I could have had my husband read this back before he cheated, It sure might have made him think
Date: 2006-07-29, 4:17AM
Wow I wished I could have had my husband read this back before he cheated, It sure might have made him think
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Man for Cat or Dog
Date: 2004-05-01, 9:06PM EDT
Will trade your dog or cat for my live-in boyfriend. Healthly attractive hetro male with some furniture and accessories. He comes with no car or job, but has CD's, drum set and sound equipment. He is wearing the cushions out on my couch, so you must come and pick him up immediately. Would make a good companion for a single professional woman with a good job and a lot of patience.
Date: 2004-05-01, 9:06PM EDT
Will trade your dog or cat for my live-in boyfriend. Healthly attractive hetro male with some furniture and accessories. He comes with no car or job, but has CD's, drum set and sound equipment. He is wearing the cushions out on my couch, so you must come and pick him up immediately. Would make a good companion for a single professional woman with a good job and a lot of patience.
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mylifewithu: Married means MARRIED you moron
Date: 2006-07-29, 4:17AM
Wow I wished I could have had my husband read this back before he cheated, It sure might have made him think
Date: 2006-07-29, 4:17AM
Wow I wished I could have had my husband read this back before he cheated, It sure might have made him think
Yeah it really wasn't that funny...Just the swear words and name calling...but it sure makes a lot of sense!!!
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mylifewithu: Man for Cat or Dog
Date: 2004-05-01, 9:06PM EDT
Will trade your dog or cat for my live-in boyfriend. Healthly attractive hetro male with some furniture and accessories. He comes with no car or job, but has CD's, drum set and sound equipment. He is wearing the cushions out on my couch, so you must come and pick him up immediately. Would make a good companion for a single professional woman with a good job and a lot of patience.
Date: 2004-05-01, 9:06PM EDT
Will trade your dog or cat for my live-in boyfriend. Healthly attractive hetro male with some furniture and accessories. He comes with no car or job, but has CD's, drum set and sound equipment. He is wearing the cushions out on my couch, so you must come and pick him up immediately. Would make a good companion for a single professional woman with a good job and a lot of patience.
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RANT: Killer blimps
Last week while travelling I stopped at a Zany Brainy store and saw that they had a blimp for sale. It's called Airship Earth, and it's a great big balloon with a map of the Earth on it, and two propellors hanging from the bottom. You blow up the balloon with helium put batteries in it, and you have a radio controll indoor blimp.
I'd seen these things for sale in Sharper Image catalogs for $60-$75. At Zany Brainy it was on clearance for $15. What a deal!
Last night my wife was playing tennis and it was just my daughter and I at home. I bought a small helium tank from a party store, and last night we put the blimp together.
Let me tell you, it's quite a blimp. It's huge. The balloon has like a 3 ft diameter.
We blew it up with the tank attacched the gondola with the propellors, and put in batteries.
Then we balanced the blimp for neutral bouyancy with this putty that came with it, so it hangs in the air by itself neither rising nor falling.
It was easy and fun, and then I blew up another balloon and made Mickey Mouse helium voices for my daughter.
My three year old girl loved it. We flew the blimp all over the house, terrorized the dog, attacked the fish tank, and the controls were so easy my daughter could fly.
Let's face it, blimps are fun.
Alas, the fun had to end and my daughter had to go to sleep. I left the blimp floating in my office downstairs, my wife came home, and we went to bed, and slept the sleep of the righteous.
At this point it is important to know that my house has central heating. I have it configured to blow hot air out on the ground floor and take it in at the second floor to take advantage of the fact that heat rises.
The blimp which was up until this moment a fun toy here embarked on a career of evil. Using the artificial convection of my central heating, the blimp stealthily departed my office. It moved silently through the living and drifted to the staircase. Gliding wraithlike over the staircase it then entered the bedroom where my wife and I lay sleeping peacefully.
Running silently, and gliding six feet or so above the ground on invisible and tiny air currects it approached the bed.
In spite of it's noiseless passage, or perhaps because of it, I awoke. That doesn't really say it properly. Let me try again.
I awoke, the way you awake at 2:00 AM when your sleeping senses suddenly tell you without reason that the forces of evil on converging on you.
That still doesn't do it. Let me try one more time.
I awoke the way you awake when you suddenly know that there is a large levitating sinister presence hovering towards you with menacing intent through the maligant darkness.
Now sometimes I do wake up in the middle of the night thinking that there are large sinister and menacing things floating out of the darkness to do me and mine evil. Usually I open my eyes, look and listen carefully, decide it was a false alarm, and go back to sleep.
So, the fact that I awoke in such a manner was not all that unusual.
On this occasion I awoke to the sense that there was a large menacing presence approaching me silently out of the gloom, so I opened my eyes, and there it was! A LARGE SILENT MENACING PRESENCE WAS APPROACHING ME OUT OF THE GLOOM, AND IT COULD FLY!!!
Con;t
Last week while travelling I stopped at a Zany Brainy store and saw that they had a blimp for sale. It's called Airship Earth, and it's a great big balloon with a map of the Earth on it, and two propellors hanging from the bottom. You blow up the balloon with helium put batteries in it, and you have a radio controll indoor blimp.
I'd seen these things for sale in Sharper Image catalogs for $60-$75. At Zany Brainy it was on clearance for $15. What a deal!
Last night my wife was playing tennis and it was just my daughter and I at home. I bought a small helium tank from a party store, and last night we put the blimp together.
Let me tell you, it's quite a blimp. It's huge. The balloon has like a 3 ft diameter.
We blew it up with the tank attacched the gondola with the propellors, and put in batteries.
Then we balanced the blimp for neutral bouyancy with this putty that came with it, so it hangs in the air by itself neither rising nor falling.
It was easy and fun, and then I blew up another balloon and made Mickey Mouse helium voices for my daughter.
My three year old girl loved it. We flew the blimp all over the house, terrorized the dog, attacked the fish tank, and the controls were so easy my daughter could fly.
Let's face it, blimps are fun.
Alas, the fun had to end and my daughter had to go to sleep. I left the blimp floating in my office downstairs, my wife came home, and we went to bed, and slept the sleep of the righteous.
At this point it is important to know that my house has central heating. I have it configured to blow hot air out on the ground floor and take it in at the second floor to take advantage of the fact that heat rises.
The blimp which was up until this moment a fun toy here embarked on a career of evil. Using the artificial convection of my central heating, the blimp stealthily departed my office. It moved silently through the living and drifted to the staircase. Gliding wraithlike over the staircase it then entered the bedroom where my wife and I lay sleeping peacefully.
Running silently, and gliding six feet or so above the ground on invisible and tiny air currects it approached the bed.
In spite of it's noiseless passage, or perhaps because of it, I awoke. That doesn't really say it properly. Let me try again.
I awoke, the way you awake at 2:00 AM when your sleeping senses suddenly tell you without reason that the forces of evil on converging on you.
That still doesn't do it. Let me try one more time.
I awoke the way you awake when you suddenly know that there is a large levitating sinister presence hovering towards you with menacing intent through the maligant darkness.
Now sometimes I do wake up in the middle of the night thinking that there are large sinister and menacing things floating out of the darkness to do me and mine evil. Usually I open my eyes, look and listen carefully, decide it was a false alarm, and go back to sleep.
So, the fact that I awoke in such a manner was not all that unusual.
On this occasion I awoke to the sense that there was a large menacing presence approaching me silently out of the gloom, so I opened my eyes, and there it was! A LARGE SILENT MENACING PRESENCE WAS APPROACHING ME OUT OF THE GLOOM, AND IT COULD FLY!!!
Con;t
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Rave: Gotta Love These!
Date: 2004-12-15, 9:04AM EST
Let me know your sizes. Christmas is tight this year. I've learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc.
These slippers are soft and Hygienic; Non-slip grip strips on the soles; Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh; No more bending over to mop up spills; Disposable and biodegradable; Environmentally safe; Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags.
Happiest of holidays........
Cool shoes
Date: 2004-12-15, 9:04AM EST
Let me know your sizes. Christmas is tight this year. I've learned to make bedroom slippers out of maxi pads: You need four maxis to make a pair. Two of them get laid out flat, for the foot part. The other two wrap around the toe area to form the top. Tape or glue each side of the top pieces to the bottom of the foot part. Decorate the tops with whatever you desire, silk flowers, etc.
These slippers are soft and Hygienic; Non-slip grip strips on the soles; Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh; No more bending over to mop up spills; Disposable and biodegradable; Environmentally safe; Three convenient sizes: Regular, Light day, and Get out the Sand Bags.
Happiest of holidays........
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mylifewithu: RANT: Killer blimps
Last week while travelling I stopped at a Zany Brainy store and saw that they had a blimp for sale. It's called Airship Earth, and it's a great big balloon with a map of the Earth on it, and two propellors hanging from the bottom. You blow up the balloon with helium put batteries in it, and you have a radio controll indoor blimp.
I'd seen these things for sale in Sharper Image catalogs for $60-$75. At Zany Brainy it was on clearance for $15. What a deal!
Last night my wife was playing tennis and it was just my daughter and I at home. I bought a small helium tank from a party store, and last night we put the blimp together.
Let me tell you, it's quite a blimp. It's huge. The balloon has like a 3 ft diameter.
We blew it up with the tank attacched the gondola with the propellors, and put in batteries.
Then we balanced the blimp for neutral bouyancy with this putty that came with it, so it hangs in the air by itself neither rising nor falling.
It was easy and fun, and then I blew up another balloon and made Mickey Mouse helium voices for my daughter.
My three year old girl loved it. We flew the blimp all over the house, terrorized the dog, attacked the fish tank, and the controls were so easy my daughter could fly.
Let's face it, blimps are fun.
Alas, the fun had to end and my daughter had to go to sleep. I left the blimp floating in my office downstairs, my wife came home, and we went to bed, and slept the sleep of the righteous.
At this point it is important to know that my house has central heating. I have it configured to blow hot air out on the ground floor and take it in at the second floor to take advantage of the fact that heat rises.
The blimp which was up until this moment a fun toy here embarked on a career of evil. Using the artificial convection of my central heating, the blimp stealthily departed my office. It moved silently through the living and drifted to the staircase. Gliding wraithlike over the staircase it then entered the bedroom where my wife and I lay sleeping peacefully.
Running silently, and gliding six feet or so above the ground on invisible and tiny air currects it approached the bed.
In spite of it's noiseless passage, or perhaps because of it, I awoke. That doesn't really say it properly. Let me try again.
I awoke, the way you awake at 2:00 AM when your sleeping senses suddenly tell you without reason that the forces of evil on converging on you.
That still doesn't do it. Let me try one more time.
I awoke the way you awake when you suddenly know that there is a large levitating sinister presence hovering towards you with menacing intent through the maligant darkness.
Now sometimes I do wake up in the middle of the night thinking that there are large sinister and menacing things floating out of the darkness to do me and mine evil. Usually I open my eyes, look and listen carefully, decide it was a false alarm, and go back to sleep.
So, the fact that I awoke in such a manner was not all that unusual.
On this occasion I awoke to the sense that there was a large menacing presence approaching me silently out of the gloom, so I opened my eyes, and there it was! A LARGE SILENT MENACING PRESENCE WAS APPROACHING ME OUT OF THE GLOOM, AND IT COULD FLY!!!
Con;t
Last week while travelling I stopped at a Zany Brainy store and saw that they had a blimp for sale. It's called Airship Earth, and it's a great big balloon with a map of the Earth on it, and two propellors hanging from the bottom. You blow up the balloon with helium put batteries in it, and you have a radio controll indoor blimp.
I'd seen these things for sale in Sharper Image catalogs for $60-$75. At Zany Brainy it was on clearance for $15. What a deal!
Last night my wife was playing tennis and it was just my daughter and I at home. I bought a small helium tank from a party store, and last night we put the blimp together.
Let me tell you, it's quite a blimp. It's huge. The balloon has like a 3 ft diameter.
We blew it up with the tank attacched the gondola with the propellors, and put in batteries.
Then we balanced the blimp for neutral bouyancy with this putty that came with it, so it hangs in the air by itself neither rising nor falling.
It was easy and fun, and then I blew up another balloon and made Mickey Mouse helium voices for my daughter.
My three year old girl loved it. We flew the blimp all over the house, terrorized the dog, attacked the fish tank, and the controls were so easy my daughter could fly.
Let's face it, blimps are fun.
Alas, the fun had to end and my daughter had to go to sleep. I left the blimp floating in my office downstairs, my wife came home, and we went to bed, and slept the sleep of the righteous.
At this point it is important to know that my house has central heating. I have it configured to blow hot air out on the ground floor and take it in at the second floor to take advantage of the fact that heat rises.
The blimp which was up until this moment a fun toy here embarked on a career of evil. Using the artificial convection of my central heating, the blimp stealthily departed my office. It moved silently through the living and drifted to the staircase. Gliding wraithlike over the staircase it then entered the bedroom where my wife and I lay sleeping peacefully.
Running silently, and gliding six feet or so above the ground on invisible and tiny air currects it approached the bed.
In spite of it's noiseless passage, or perhaps because of it, I awoke. That doesn't really say it properly. Let me try again.
I awoke, the way you awake at 2:00 AM when your sleeping senses suddenly tell you without reason that the forces of evil on converging on you.
That still doesn't do it. Let me try one more time.
I awoke the way you awake when you suddenly know that there is a large levitating sinister presence hovering towards you with menacing intent through the maligant darkness.
Now sometimes I do wake up in the middle of the night thinking that there are large sinister and menacing things floating out of the darkness to do me and mine evil. Usually I open my eyes, look and listen carefully, decide it was a false alarm, and go back to sleep.
So, the fact that I awoke in such a manner was not all that unusual.
On this occasion I awoke to the sense that there was a large menacing presence approaching me silently out of the gloom, so I opened my eyes, and there it was! A LARGE SILENT MENACING PRESENCE WAS APPROACHING ME OUT OF THE GLOOM, AND IT COULD FLY!!!
Con;t
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Thank You, Tall Queen...
To the tall queen seated in Section 228, Row D, Seat 17:
To the tall queen seated in Section 228, Row D, Seat 17:
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This bloody Craig fella keeps poppin' up, doesn't he??!! 
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