Well, it's been fun kids. I'm off to bed, but first(get it, "but first") I better wipe my a.................er, well, don't want to do the tmi thing. Maybe that cow is out of the barn though?
We got our new neighbors about 3 months ago. We need to find them a new home. They take more energy, time and drugs than we can handle. They come with 3 adult generations of methamphetamine users, 7 or 8 cars including several pick up trucks, the occasional stolen car and one stunning early 60's "Beverly Hillbillys" piece o'crap complete with garbage piled up over the racks and not one, but *TWO* battered full size American flags. They are apparently very well socialized, as they have thousands of friends who stop by day and night. They are primarily nocturnal creatures. They have been trained in: -Using air ratchets/compressors (again primarily a nocturnal behavior) -Flicking cigarette butts and chucking beer cans/bottles with accuracy from the front porch. -Belching -Screaming matches/domesic violence -Tweaking/twiching/amping -Avoiding the police
We really have tried everything, but we know now that we must find them a new home, one better equiped to handle this kind of behavior. Please, no flames. We only want what is best for everyone. Please -if you have room in your neighborhood for these folks, consider taking them - even if its only a "Foster" situation. Will consider trading for - 420 users (much quieter- and chances are thier house wont blow up), a decent garage band, teenage kids with hotrods who will eventually go off to college. Sorry, but we cant consider "crazy cat ladies and/or raving lunatics" we have one of those already.
bob1959: Well, it's been fun kids. I'm off to bed, but first(get it, "but first") I better wipe my a.................er, well, don't want to do the tmi thing. Maybe that cow is out of the barn though?
Data: 2002-11-02, 6:26PM PST We got our new neighbors about 3 months ago. We need to find them a new home. They take more energy, time and drugs than we can handle. They come with 3 adult generations of methamphetamine users, 7 or 8 cars including several pick up trucks, the occasional stolen car and one stunning early 60's "Beverly Hillbillys" piece o'crap complete with garbage piled up over the racks and not one, but *TWO* battered full size American flags. They are apparently very well socialized, as they have thousands of friends who stop by day and night. They are primarily nocturnal creatures. They have been trained in: -Using air ratchets/compressors (again primarily a nocturnal behavior) -Flicking cigarette butts and chucking beer cans/bottles with accuracy from the front porch. -Belching -Screaming matches/domesic violence -Tweaking/twiching/amping -Avoiding the police
We really have tried everything, but we know now that we must find them a new home, one better equiped to handle this kind of behavior. Please, no flames. We only want what is best for everyone. Please -if you have room in your neighborhood for these folks, consider taking them - even if its only a "Foster" situation. Will consider trading for - 420 users (much quieter- and chances are thier house wont blow up), a decent garage band, teenage kids with hotrods who will eventually go off to college. Sorry, but we cant consider "crazy cat ladies and/or raving lunatics" we have one of those already.
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, and now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.
One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!
In fact, the stains came out so well, that the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and my attorney said that I would no longer be considered a suspect!
I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people...
Dear Tide: I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since the beginning of my married life, and now that I am older and going through menopause, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My unfeeling and uncaring husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip to the supermarket, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well, that the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests were negative and my attorney said that I would no longer be considered a suspect! I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people... Signed, A relieved menopausal wife
This one isn't from Craig's list my girlfriend sent me this , it is so cool. A man born without arms and a very good guitar player. Check it out, half way thru it shows him on stage doing concerts. Wow!!
mylifewithu: This one isn't from Craig's list my girlfriend sent me this , it is so cool. A man born without arms and a very good guitar player. Check it out, half way thru it shows him on stage doing concerts. Wow!!
hollandgirl: Some very funny stuff you brought on here you two. Now I don't need to go to Craig's anymore now? Thanks for the all the entertaining it was fun.
You are welcome, We are enjoying it, there are some that are halarious but they kind of cross the lines to be on here.
Evenin Ken and Holland..Oh yes these are funny...well you won't have to go to the best of Craigs List for awhile anyway cause I think we pretty much got the best of the best right here!!!!!!
mbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA16,449 posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Evenin Ken and Holland..Oh yes these are funny...well you won't have to go to the best of Craigs List for awhile anyway cause I think we pretty much got the best of the best right here!!!!!!
Shelley
I have read alot of them and it is just so unbelievable...thanks to you and Lela for taking the time to post these!!
Hugz_n_Kissez: Evenin Ken and Holland..Oh yes these are funny...well you won't have to go to the best of Craigs List for awhile anyway cause I think we pretty much got the best of the best right here!!!!!!
We are making a better list, can you believe some of the nasty stuff on that place, Yuck. But we are getting the goodies amongst all of that mess.
I have decided to take myself out to dinner. I find myself attractive, fun, funny, fairly intelligent, not too much taller than myself and all-around easy to get along with. I very rarely argue with me about what I want for dinner or what I want to watch on TV. Typically I can hold myself all night long while I sleep, although sometimes I roll the wrong way and my arm falls asleep. In the morning I wake up, shower and kiss myself, telling me to have a good day at work and that I look forward to seeing me when I get home. Don't worry if I'm late, dinner will be waiting. As long as I don't get bored with the company of me. So far I have been okay with myself for company. Although, if I re-organize my sock drawer one more time I'll have to tell me its over. If you're interested in joining me for dinner or a drink, just let me know and I'll see if I'll be free for the evening. Otherwise, I hope you enjoy your own company as much as I, or was that me?
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