Only worn twice. From The House of Frank. Real human hair. Brownish blonde with a sprinkling of gray highlights. One size fits all. Can be trimmed to suit taste. Wash in washing machine, gentle cycle. No bleach. Looking for new owner because neighborhood dogs growl at me when I wear toupee. Also squirrels chase me down the street. Maybe you will have better luck. email for p/u.
Years of working with the public, I have found out...aliens do exist and they are having a hard time understanding how earth works. Maybe if you pass this around, some of them will get a chance to read it and we can all live a little easier!
1. I am a cashier....You pay me for what you buy. I do not invent, manufacture, package or research products. I am a cashier. If you want to know if it contains peanuts...read the label..it will say "contains peanuts"
2. I think it's great that you have 13 cents in your purse, under your wallet, beside your cell phone, somewhere around the 150 receipts you have wadded up in there, and one more penny somewhere inside the torn lining of your purse. Just give me the damn dollar so I can give your change back and wait on the 70 other people behind you. Having the exact change does not make you customer of the year!
3. I am not a pharmacist. I don't want to know the intimate details of your symptoms and I can not tell you if ibuprofin or acetominaphen will work best for you. Go to the damn doctor and ask him. If I was qualified to prescribe medicine do you really think I would be a cashier??
4. I am not overcharging you. I do not even know the person who owns this company. Why would I over charge you so the owner of this company can make more money???? I am not Robin hood! Do you see me wearing green tights and a curly green hat? Come see me when I own this company and work the cash register, maybe I will consider over charging you then!
5. No!!! You can't lay a dollar on the counter and run out because the person in front of you is holding up the line by digging for that penny. The year is 2007. If you buy something, it has to be scanned to put the money in the register. There are thousands of items in stores. I do not go home at night and study to memorize the prices. That is why we have modern cash registers. So we can scan items and the price just magically appears and that way, I can't cheat you out of that two cents that we discussed earlier!
6. OK..your kid is cute, but I don't want to have a conversation with a two year old. If I did, I would be at home having a conversation with my own two year old, who by the way is much cuter and much much better behaved than your offspring. Tell the Brat no and pay for your crap and get out of the way! I am trying to work here! There's 50 customers behind you who would like to get dinner home before breakfast!
7. I'm sorry that you want 12 cents off of a $10 bag of candy. The candy is not on sale. I don't care if it was on the sales rack or if you scraped it off the floor. It's not on sale. If you lay in the floor, scream, cry and wet yourself, it still will not be on sale. Use a little common sense here. If you want to yell, you can Yell at the lady with the adorable little darling who spends his afternoons running through the store moving products from shelf to shelf while mommy is asking the cashier what she needs to take for her diarrhea. Maybe she will give you 12 cents to shut up. It works for her kids.
8. I am not a psychic. You can not stare at me and point at the wall behind me while talking on the cell phone about your husband's hairy back and expect me to know what you want. Hang up the damned phone and speak, roll over, play dead, do something that makes sense! If you are that worried about your husband's hairy back, ask one of the cashiers, perhaps they can prescribe a bottle of nair, which by the way..is on sale...12 cents off!!
Hello, I've said I was hunting out of town for the last 3 weeks, But I really haven't I've been in PA with my "other girl" My wife thinks I landed a big buck so I can't come home empty handed. My kids love to take a pic with the dear and I don't want to disappoint them, Please if you can help let make a deal.
* Location: newbedford
Now they're looking for dead animals...he needs to hook up with the Moose guy....
Hugz_n_Kissez: Looking for a dead deer.... Hello, I've said I was hunting out of town for the last 3 weeks, But I really haven't I've been in PA with my "other girl" My wife thinks I landed a big buck so I can't come home empty handed. My kids love to take a pic with the dear and I don't want to disappoint them, Please if you can help let make a deal. * Location: newbedford Now they're looking for dead animals...he needs to hook up with the Moose guy....
We could start a new service and hook them up and some of these others funny
HJFinAZ: I will!! Catch ME & MY Nite MOO-OOVESSS - w4m - 35 (35AVE & CACTUS) Reply to: pers-********@craigslist.org Date: 2008-09-23, 8:18PM MSTCatch ME & MY Nite MOO-OOVESSS
Hey, baby. Feeling passionate ???
Well, me too! I'm a very 'warm'girl who is always in heat.
HJFinAZ: I will!! Catch ME & MY Nite MOO-OOVESSS - w4m - 35 (35AVE & CACTUS) Reply to: pers-********@craigslist.org Date: 2008-09-23, 8:18PM MSTCatch ME & MY Nite MOO-OOVESSS
Hey, baby. Feeling passionate ???
Well, me too! I'm a very 'warm'girl who is always in heat.
Let's pool our passion and see what happens.
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Of course you would go there....You might be cuttin in on CS's business...
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Only worn twice. From The House of Frank. Real human hair. Brownish blonde with a sprinkling of gray highlights. One size fits all. Can be trimmed to suit taste. Wash in washing machine, gentle cycle. No bleach. Looking for new owner because neighborhood dogs growl at me when I wear toupee. Also squirrels chase me down the street. Maybe you will have better luck. email for p/u.
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