An old, blind Texas Cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by > mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a > drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the > waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' > >The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very > deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before > you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given > that you are blind, that you should know five things: > > 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. > 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. > 3. I'm a 6 -foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a > black belt in karate. > 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a > professional weightlifter. > 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional > wrestler. > > 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. > Do you still wanna tell that joke?', > > The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and > mutters, > 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five > times.' > > > >
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> mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a
> drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
> waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
>
>The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very
> deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before
> you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given
> that you are blind, that you should know five things:
>
> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
> 3. I'm a 6 -foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a
> black belt in karate.
> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
> professional weightlifter.
> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
> wrestler.
>
> 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister.
> Do you still wanna tell that joke?',
>
> The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
> mutters,
> 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
> times.'
>
>
>
>