The Blind Texas Cowboy Joke ( Archived) (6)

Sep 24, 2008 2:56 AM CST The Blind Texas Cowboy Joke
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
An old, blind Texas Cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by
> mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a
> drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
> waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
>
>The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very
> deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before
> you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given
> that you are blind, that you should know five things:
>
> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
> 3. I'm a 6 -foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a
> black belt in karate.
> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
> professional weightlifter.
> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
> wrestler.
>
> 'Now, think about it seriously, Mister.
> Do you still wanna tell that joke?',
>
> The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and
> mutters,
> 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
> times.'
>
>
>
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peace peace
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Sep 24, 2008 9:50 AM CST The Blind Texas Cowboy Joke
dancingfarmer
dancingfarmerdancingfarmerColumbia, Connecticut USA41 Threads 752 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one!
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Sep 24, 2008 11:28 AM CST The Blind Texas Cowboy Joke
Diamond123
Diamond123Diamond123Fort Worth, Texas USA86 Threads 460 Posts
dancingfarmer: Good one!
conversing cheers
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Oct 4, 2008 6:08 AM CST The Blind Texas Cowboy Joke
wantstrue
wantstruewantstrueeverett, Washington USA7 Threads 31 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing head banger thumbs up thumbs up
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Oct 4, 2008 7:02 AM CST The Blind Texas Cowboy Joke
Besides being Blind,he sure had Brass-Cojones!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 4, 2008 7:03 AM CST The Blind Texas Cowboy Joke
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta161 Threads 11 Polls 10,711 Posts
Brilliant!!!!...Love it!!!..hahahahahahahaha
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