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Sep 25, 2008 10:41 AM CST Holy Prostitutes
Romanticman1
Romanticman1Romanticman1Virginia Beach, Virginia USA5 Threads 27 Posts
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway
when he notices a sign out of the corner of his
Eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and
Drives on without second thought....

Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are
For real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls
Into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot
Is a stone building with a
Small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is
Answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks,
'What may we do for you my son?'

He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and
Was interested in possibly doing business.... '

'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led
Through many winding passages and is soon quite
Disoriented. The nun stops at a
Closed door and tells the man, 'Please knock on
This door.'

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding
A tin cup answers the door.. This nun instructs,
'Please place $100 in the cup then go through the
Large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the
Hall and slips through the door pulling it shut
Behind him.

The door locks, and he finds himself back in the
Parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
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Sep 25, 2008 11:30 AM CST Holy Prostitutes
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta60 Threads 4,845 Posts
Well...I guess that's one HOLY way of getting screwed...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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