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Sep 26, 2008 8:04 PM CST Little David tells a tale...
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
Little David is in the 5th grade. Yesterday morning when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living, all the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.

The teacher noticed that little David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so she asked him about his father.

"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and do it with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, red faced. "He plays for the Detroit Lions, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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Sep 26, 2008 8:06 PM CST Little David tells a tale...
waiting4u
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Sep 26, 2008 8:07 PM CST Little David tells a tale...
druidess6308
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Sep 26, 2008 8:17 PM CST Little David tells a tale...
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA18 Threads 5,214 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Least you didn't say the Dolphins. laugh
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Sep 26, 2008 8:19 PM CST Little David tells a tale...
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
KrazieStill: Least you didn't say the Dolphins.




laugh laugh laugh I was trying to be nice to you Barry tongue tongue
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Sep 26, 2008 8:40 PM CST Little David tells a tale...
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA18 Threads 5,214 Posts
desmond: I was trying to be nice to you Barry


How's it going Des. I don't even know who's playing who this weekend? Busy arse week.
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Sep 26, 2008 8:44 PM CST Little David tells a tale...
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
KrazieStill: How's it going Des. I don't even know who's playing who this weekend? Busy arse week.



Doing good Barry all you have to do is cheer for my Jets

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