Weird State Laws ( Archived) (7)

In Bexley, Ohio it is prohibited to install or use slot machines in out houses.

In Alaska it is illegal to push a live moose out of an airplane.

In Alabama it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

A Kentucky law states that burglary can only be committed at night.

In Kenasha,Wisconsin it is illegal to have an erection in public, even if you have clothes on.


Now I don't care what ya think, that thar is funny.

In West Virginia it is illegal to whistle underwater.

California

· It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.


Arkansas

· It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.


Colorado

· Denver: It is illegal to mistreat rats.


Florida

· Illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.


District of Colombia

· Washington: The only acceptable s*xual position is the missionary-style position. Any other s*xual position is considered illegal.


Massachusetts

· It is forbidden to put tomatoes in clam chowder.

· It is unlawful to deliver diapers on Sunday, regardless of emergencies.

· All dogs required to have their hind legs tied during the month of April.

· Law declares that peanuts may not be eaten in court.

· Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.

· Snoring is illegal unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

Kansas

· Wichita: A father cannot frighten his daughter's boyfriend with a gun.

· Natoma, it's against the law to practice knife-throwing at men wearing striped suits.

· It's against the law to annoy squirrels in Topeka

Idaho

· Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.


Kentucky

· "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."

In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There
was a civil-service job -- for men only -- called a corset inspector.)

However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets
because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a
young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the
boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a
s*xual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local
newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.