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Sep 27, 2008 12:19 AM CST Weird State Laws
brokenspirit
brokenspiritbrokenspiritLittlespot, Nebraska USA53 Threads 803 Posts
In Bexley, Ohio it is prohibited to install or use slot machines in out houses.

In Alaska it is illegal to push a live moose out of an airplane.

In Alabama it is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

A Kentucky law states that burglary can only be committed at night.

In Kenasha,Wisconsin it is illegal to have an erection in public, even if you have clothes on.


Now I don't care what ya think, that thar is funny.
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Sep 27, 2008 12:32 AM CST Weird State Laws
lanabyte
lanabytelanabyteCharleston, West Virginia USA31 Threads 1 Polls 1,674 Posts
In West Virginia it is illegal to whistle underwater. rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 27, 2008 12:34 AM CST Weird State Laws
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
California

· It is illegal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.


Arkansas

· It's illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.


Colorado

· Denver: It is illegal to mistreat rats.


Florida

· Illegal for single, divorced, or widowed women to parachute on Sunday afternoons.


District of Colombia

· Washington: The only acceptable s*xual position is the missionary-style position. Any other s*xual position is considered illegal.


Massachusetts

· It is forbidden to put tomatoes in clam chowder.

· It is unlawful to deliver diapers on Sunday, regardless of emergencies.

· All dogs required to have their hind legs tied during the month of April.

· Law declares that peanuts may not be eaten in court.

· Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.

· Snoring is illegal unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.

Kansas

· Wichita: A father cannot frighten his daughter's boyfriend with a gun.

· Natoma, it's against the law to practice knife-throwing at men wearing striped suits.

· It's against the law to annoy squirrels in Topeka

Idaho

· Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.


Kentucky

· "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."



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Sep 27, 2008 12:39 AM CST Weird State Laws
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There
was a civil-service job -- for men only -- called a corset inspector.)

However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets
because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a
young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."
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Sep 27, 2008 12:39 AM CST Weird State Laws
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
mylifewithu: In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset. (There
was a civil-service job -- for men only -- called a corset inspector.)

However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets
because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a
young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."



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Sep 27, 2008 12:41 AM CST Weird State Laws
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the
boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a
s*xual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local
newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.
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Sep 27, 2008 12:43 AM CST Weird State Laws
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police
officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious
officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk
his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out
of his car to investigate.
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