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Still too young for this stunt guys, well take notes for a day in the future.


An older, white haired man walked into a jewelery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000,' the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.' Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. 'There's no money in that account.'
'I know,' said the old man, 'but let me tell you about my weekend!' Not All Seniors Are Senile!!!

Hehe...a good idea that I need to put a way for a rainy day.

Oh, Jenny...I love that one! Smart man!

See just a little imagenation what it can do eh?

Yeh a clasic huh?

Hey, this could work here!

Would you share and tell how it worked for you?

I gotta rent a Ferrari and buy a fake Rollex first. I'll get back to you...

roll on this friday

We roll anyday up here

Sweet sis, you are unique...now I know why so many men have trouble with women....following such good advise, having their fun and a big SORRY later,if it comes Best thing is, it wouldn t work with me...no interest in jewlery,hot cars or fake rolex

All well on my part of Mother Earth. Count a coup for Cherokee female warrior 1....my boss 0. He paid, asked me to forgive him and if I please would be avaible to guide the next tour of tourists.

Sweet sis, you are unique...now I know why so many men have trouble with women....following such good advise, having their fun and a big SORRY later,if it comes Best thing is, it wouldn t work with me...no interest in jewlery,hot cars or fake rolex

All well on my part of Mother Earth. Count a coup for Cherokee female warrior 1....my boss 0. He paid, asked me to forgive him and if I please would be avaible to guide the next tour of tourists.[/quote]

Your right sister I am unique one of a kind, patent and all. Never was made another Jenny.
Who said; Thank God?" Play nice okay?

Well in my profile I made it plain that I don't care about jewelery either, I have only a few things the rest is fake
I am like a crow as long as it sparkles.

The part I emphasized here needs translation for me.



Be good or be careful

Do you know what the pregnant ballerina said;?
I should have danced all night................

You took notes I hope?
Don't let good advise go to waste.

Translation for you alone sis: you are behind news. My 27 year old boss thought seriously he could get away with making me work at the office,translating,...for free and make me a fool´s contract with 1 month delay. Simply e-mailed his superior and the kiddo bend low,payed my month but I refused to sign the contract. Pitty is he doesn t speak languages and needs me to guide the tours, so he asked me to forgive him and praised me as nobody ever did

Oh good for you and he will think twice before he will try
to pull that stunt again.
You did the right thing going over his head as he give you little choice.

gave

At the store we had to post a no refund sign on layaways because college guys would come in Friday with a young woman and pick out furniture. he would place it on layaway and then come back Monday for a refund. After the loving was over. We made some good money until they spread the word that the game was up.


Gamblers-home bodies
We also had them to come in and buy rings for $20 that they would toss in the pot for a cover of a $125 raise in the pot. We even sold them by the dozen to one man.