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Sep 28, 2008 10:30 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Still too young for this stunt guys, well take notes for a day in the future.


An older, white haired man walked into a jewelery store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The old man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000,' the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.' The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank on Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.' Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. 'There's no money in that account.'
'I know,' said the old man, 'but let me tell you about my weekend!' Not All Seniors Are Senile!!!



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Sep 28, 2008 10:42 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
Landincoldfire
LandincoldfireLandincoldfirelancaster, Pennsylvania USA17 Posts
Hehe...a good idea that I need to put a way for a rainy day.
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Sep 28, 2008 10:42 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
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Oh, Jenny...I love that one! Smart man!
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Sep 28, 2008 10:44 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Landincoldfire: Hehe...a good idea that I need to put a way for a rainy day.


See just a little imagenation what it can do eh?


cheering
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Sep 28, 2008 10:45 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
druidess6308: Oh, Jenny...I love that one! Smart man!


Yeh a clasic huh?

wow wow wow
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Sep 28, 2008 10:49 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA21 Threads 11,127 Posts
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Hey, this could work here! dancing
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Sep 28, 2008 10:51 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
rwantin: Hey, this could work here!


Would you share and tell how it worked for you?
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Sep 28, 2008 10:58 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
rwantin
rwantinrwantinRoyal Oak, Michigan USA21 Threads 11,127 Posts
hollandgirl: Would you share and tell how it worked for you?


I gotta rent a Ferrari and buy a fake Rollex first. I'll get back to you...dancing
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Oct 1, 2008 4:12 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
omurchu2
omurchu2omurchu2Dundalk, Louth Ireland5 Threads 205 Posts
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roll on this friday rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 1, 2008 4:16 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
omurchu2: roll on this friday


We roll anyday up here rolling on the floor laughing

dancing
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Oct 1, 2008 4:31 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
Cherokeegrandma
CherokeegrandmaCherokeegrandmaValencia, Spain11 Threads 230 Posts
Sweet sis, you are unique...now I know why so many men have trouble with women....following such good advise, having their fun and a big SORRY later,if it comesrolling on the floor laughing Best thing is, it wouldn t work with me...no interest in jewlery,hot cars or fake rolexhead banger

All well on my part of Mother Earth. Count a coup for Cherokee female warrior 1....my boss 0. He paid, asked me to forgive him and if I please would be avaible to guide the next tour of tourists.
teddybear
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Oct 1, 2008 4:47 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Sweet sis, you are unique...now I know why so many men have trouble with women....following such good advise, having their fun and a big SORRY later,if it comes Best thing is, it wouldn t work with me...no interest in jewlery,hot cars or fake rolex

All well on my part of Mother Earth. Count a coup for Cherokee female warrior 1....my boss 0. He paid, asked me to forgive him and if I please would be avaible to guide the next tour of tourists.[/quote]

Your right sister I am unique one of a kind, patent and all. Never was made another Jenny.
Who said; Thank God?" Play nice okay?

Well in my profile I made it plain that I don't care about jewelery either, I have only a few things the rest is fakerolling on the floor laughing
I am like a crow as long as it sparkles.

The part I emphasized here needs translation for me.

professor

Be good or be carefuldancing
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Oct 1, 2008 4:49 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Do you know what the pregnant ballerina said;?
I should have danced all night................

dancing dancing dancing dancing dancing dancing dancing
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Oct 1, 2008 4:52 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
EXCELLENT!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 1, 2008 4:55 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
jpunk: EXCELLENT!!!!


You took notes I hope?
Don't let good advise go to waste.

banana
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Oct 1, 2008 5:15 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
Cherokeegrandma
CherokeegrandmaCherokeegrandmaValencia, Spain11 Threads 230 Posts
Translation for you alone sis: you are behind news. My 27 year old boss thought seriously he could get away with making me work at the office,translating,...for free and make me a fool´s contract with 1 month delay. Simply e-mailed his superior and the kiddo bend low,payed my month but I refused to sign the contract. Pitty is he doesn t speak languages and needs me to guide the tours, so he asked me to forgive him and praised me as nobody ever didrolling on the floor laughing head banger banana cheering applause
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Oct 1, 2008 5:49 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Cherokeegrandma: Translation for you alone sis: you are behind news. My 27 year old boss thought seriously he could get away with making me work at the office,translating,...for free and make me a fool´s contract with 1 month delay. Simply e-mailed his superior and the kiddo bend low,payed my month but I refused to sign the contract. Pitty is he doesn t speak languages and needs me to guide the tours, so he asked me to forgive him and praised me as nobody ever did


handshake Oh good for you and he will think twice before he will try
to pull that stunt again.
You did the right thing going over his head as he give you little choice.


cheering
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Oct 1, 2008 5:50 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
hollandgirl: Oh good for you and he will think twice before he will try
to pull that stunt again.
You did the right thing going over his head as he give you little choice.



gave scold
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Oct 1, 2008 7:27 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
At the store we had to post a no refund sign on layaways because college guys would come in Friday with a young woman and pick out furniture. he would place it on layaway and then come back Monday for a refund. After the loving was over. We made some good money until they spread the word that the game was up.


Gamblers-home bodies
We also had them to come in and buy rings for $20 that they would toss in the pot for a cover of a $125 raise in the pot. We even sold them by the dozen to one man.grin
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Oct 1, 2008 7:39 PM CST Men gather around as I have a good tip to share with you, well you must be a little older.....but re
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
RillyNiceGuy: At the store we had to post a no refund sign on layaways because college guys would come in Friday with a young woman and pick out furniture. he would place it on layaway and then come back Monday for a refund. After the loving was over. We made some good money until they spread the word that the game was up.Gamblers-home bodies
We also had them to come in and buy rings for $20 that they would toss in the pot for a cover of a $125 raise in the pot. We even sold them by the dozen to one man.



This is very funnyrolling on the floor laughing
Yeah this must be happening a lot more.
Never would have thought about this.cheering
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