man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations (68)
HJFinAZSun CIty, Arizona USA1,129 Threads 2 Polls 24,213 PostsWell, it works for the guys in Pakistan, just thought I would try my luck..
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Pat you're a trip.
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It don't work for them, but they do keep trying
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mylifewithu: It don't work for them, but they do keep trying
Just like the "pink bunny", just keep going, and going, and going...
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Well Pat... it depends on how long you`re talking about... I´m good for six or seven hours... after that I need a bit of a break...
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It definitely doesn't work for them but nice try.
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anglophile: It definitely doesn't work for them but nice try.
I wish I knew that before:- He said "trust me, I'm a lawyer"
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jbibiza: Well Pat... it depends on how long you`re talking about... I´m good for six or seven hours... after that I need a bit of a break...
Only 6 or 7 hours?? Hell, my Viagra package to call the Doc after 4. Guess they want me to brag..
I need to call ol Doc Bill.. I wonder if he has been doing ant expermenting with various combinations??
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RAYSALAF: "trust me, I'm a lawyer"
oxymoron....
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RAYSALAF: I wish I knew that before:- He said "trust me, I'm a lawyer"
You're mistake was you trusted a lawyer.
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HJFinAZ: Well, it works for the guys in Pakistan, just thought I would try my luck..
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HJFinAZ: Only 6 or 7 hours?? Hell, my Viagra package to call the Doc after 4. Guess they want me to brag..
I need to call ol Doc Bill.. I wonder if he has been doing ant expermenting with various combinations??
I need to call ol Doc Bill.. I wonder if he has been doing ant expermenting with various combinations??
Well you know 50 is creeping up on me.... I just don´t have the stamina I used to....
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jbibiza: Well you know 50 is creeping up on me.... I just don´t have the stamina I used to....
'KIDS", damn kids. They just can't keep up with us old farts...
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Conrad73: Et Tu Brute!
Hey COnrad...There is a real cutie in Los Angeles after your bod...
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HJFinAZ: Well, it works for the guys in Pakistan, just thought I would try my luck..
Well now Patrick.......I reread your post several times and I'm still not completely clear on exactly what it is that you are asking/looking for? 'Man seeking a girl'.......if she is under 18, that is illegal in all 50 states and in several foreign countries too. PLUS........That makes you a BIG TIME PERV!!!!!!!
Now.......'long (s*xual) relations'. That could mean any number of things. As several members posted, it could refer to your (as well as their) stamina. Now really Patrick.....we all gotta wonder about a man who claims to be 105 years olds (even with the wonders of Viagra)!
I personally can attest that you don't look a day over 99! 'Long (s*xual) relations' could also refer to the .........errrr.......size.......length.......girth.......of your......ummmm.........member. And WE ALL KNOW that EVERYTHING begins to shrivel and wilt with age!!! So that's out!
I guess 'long' could refer to distance or length of the relationship itself. But in reality, what is the life expectancy of a 105 year old man????
Just how 'long' before you are pushing up 
's??? And my last question is this.........since you now have
Mom living with you.......surely you wouldn't be having these 'long (s*xual) relations with her in the house 
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HJFinAZ: Well, it works for the guys in Pakistan, just thought I would try my luck..
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Nice try- any offers to 'love you long time' yet??
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HJFinAZ: Well, it works for the guys in Pakistan, just thought I would try my luck..
Uh, for a small fee..........
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