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Sep 30, 2008 1:05 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
Well, it works for the guys in Pakistan, just thought I would try my luck..devil


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Sep 30, 2008 1:06 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
Claayer
ClaayerClaayerWild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK144 Threads 13 Polls 22,386 Posts
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Sep 30, 2008 1:07 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
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Sep 30, 2008 1:07 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
Pat you're a trip.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 30, 2008 1:08 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
It don't work for them, but they do keep tryingrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 30, 2008 1:10 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
mylifewithu: It don't work for them, but they do keep trying


Just like the "pink bunny", just keep going, and going, and going...uh oh



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Sep 30, 2008 1:11 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
Well Pat... it depends on how long you`re talking about... I´m good for six or seven hours... after that I need a bit of a break...grin
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Sep 30, 2008 1:12 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
anglophile
anglophileanglophileChattown, Washington USA5 Threads 974 Posts
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It definitely doesn't work for them but nice try.
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Sep 30, 2008 1:20 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
RAYSALAF
RAYSALAFRAYSALAFCAZOULS LES BEZIERS, Occitanie France334 Posts
anglophile: It definitely doesn't work for them but nice try.
I wish I knew that before:- He said "trust me, I'm a lawyer"doh
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Sep 30, 2008 1:21 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
jbibiza: Well Pat... it depends on how long you`re talking about... I´m good for six or seven hours... after that I need a bit of a break...


Only 6 or 7 hours?? Hell, my Viagra package to call the Doc after 4. Guess they want me to brag..grin

idea I need to call ol Doc Bill.. I wonder if he has been doing ant expermenting with various combinations??confused
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Sep 30, 2008 1:22 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
RAYSALAF: "trust me, I'm a lawyer"


oxymoron....sigh
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Sep 30, 2008 1:24 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
anglophile
anglophileanglophileChattown, Washington USA5 Threads 974 Posts
RAYSALAF: I wish I knew that before:- He said "trust me, I'm a lawyer"



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You're mistake was you trusted a lawyer.
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Sep 30, 2008 1:24 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
HJFinAZ: Well, it works for the guys in Pakistan, just thought I would try my luck..
Et Tu Brute!sigh














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Sep 30, 2008 1:24 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
HJFinAZ: Only 6 or 7 hours?? Hell, my Viagra package to call the Doc after 4. Guess they want me to brag..

I need to call ol Doc Bill.. I wonder if he has been doing ant expermenting with various combinations??


Well you know 50 is creeping up on me.... I just don´t have the stamina I used to....tongue tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 30, 2008 1:28 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
jbibiza: Well you know 50 is creeping up on me.... I just don´t have the stamina I used to....


'KIDS", damn kids. They just can't keep up with us old farts...tongue
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Sep 30, 2008 1:32 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
Conrad73: Et Tu Brute!


Hey COnrad...There is a real cutie in Los Angeles after your bod...devil Want me to fix it up for you?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 30, 2008 2:33 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
DangerouslySweet
DangerouslySweetDangerouslySweetNorthwestern, Arizona USA13 Threads 1,021 Posts
HJFinAZ: Well, it works for the guys in Pakistan, just thought I would try my luck..



Well now Patrick.......I reread your post several times and I'm still not completely clear on exactly what it is that you are asking/looking for? 'Man seeking a girl'.......if she is under 18, that is illegal in all 50 states and in several foreign countries too. PLUS........That makes you a BIG TIME PERV!!!!!!!tongue rolling on the floor laughing

Now.......'long (s*xual) relations'. That could mean any number of things. As several members posted, it could refer to your (as well as their) stamina. Now really Patrick.....we all gotta wonder about a man who claims to be 105 years olds (even with the wonders of Viagra)! roll eyes I personally can attest that you don't look a day over 99! rolling on the floor laughing
'Long (s*xual) relations' could also refer to the .........errrr.......size.......length.......girth.......of your......ummmm.........member. And WE ALL KNOW that EVERYTHING begins to shrivel and wilt with age!!! So that's out! tongue
I guess 'long' could refer to distance or length of the relationship itself. But in reality, what is the life expectancy of a 105 year old man????conversing Just how 'long' before you are pushing up daisy 's???rolling on the floor laughing

And my last question is this.........since you now have rollers Mom living with you.......surely you wouldn't be having these 'long (s*xual) relations with her in the house jaw drop ?????






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Sep 30, 2008 2:35 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
kkitty4u
kkitty4ukkitty4uSt Paul, Minnesota USA33 Threads 3 Polls 1,824 Posts
HJFinAZ: Well, it works for the guys in Pakistan, just thought I would try my luck..



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Sep 30, 2008 2:35 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
jampet
jampetjampetwexford, Wexford Ireland40 Threads 1 Polls 3,914 Posts
Nice try- any offers to 'love you long time' yet??laugh
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Sep 30, 2008 3:11 PM CST man seeking a girl for long (s*xual) relations
LACali
LACaliLACaliSouthern California, California USA3 Threads 1,342 Posts
HJFinAZ: Well, it works for the guys in Pakistan, just thought I would try my luck..


Uh, for a small fee..........

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