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Sep 30, 2008 6:08 PM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
A Preacher was explaining why he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There was a hush within the congregation because no one wanted him to leave.

Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, 'If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year, and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!' The congregation sighs in relief, and applauds.

Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says, 'If the Preacher will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary, and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!' More sighs and loud applause.

Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, 'If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!' There is total silence.

The Preacher, blushing, asks her, 'Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?'

Sadie's 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand, and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies, 'Well, I just asked my husband how we could help, and he said, 'Screw the Preacher!'

Isn't senility wonderful? Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my MOUTH!

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Sep 30, 2008 6:09 PM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway68 Threads 5 Polls 6,857 Posts
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Sep 30, 2008 6:19 PM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
lol laugh
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Sep 30, 2008 6:29 PM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
azucarmorena: lol


Hello beautiful lady.
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Sep 30, 2008 6:31 PM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
shipoker58
shipoker58shipoker58Las Vegas, Nevada USA35 Threads 4,332 Posts
Great Holland!!rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 30, 2008 6:31 PM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
RAYSALAF
RAYSALAFRAYSALAFCAZOULS LES BEZIERS, Occitanie France334 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing ::roll: rolling on the floor laughing fabulous!
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Sep 30, 2008 6:32 PM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
shipoker58: Great Holland!!


rolling on the floor laughing Ship I am still thinking about your proposal in your thread. Thought to hide here rolling on the floor laughing
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Sep 30, 2008 6:33 PM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
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Sep 30, 2008 6:35 PM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
BAKERBOY924
BAKERBOY924BAKERBOY924port st lucie, Florida USA26 Threads 1 Polls 263 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing lmao
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Sep 30, 2008 6:36 PM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Another great one, Jenny!

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Sep 30, 2008 6:38 PM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
druidess6308: Another great one, Jenny!


I beg, borrow and steal, I get stuff send to me all the time so just
passing them on.

dancing
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Sep 30, 2008 6:41 PM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
hollandgirl: Hello beautiful lady.


Hello hun!

I've been meaning to tell you...that color looks great on you!
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Sep 30, 2008 6:48 PM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
azucarmorena: Hello hun!

I've been meaning to tell you...that color looks great on you!


Thank you, I need colour that is for sure.
This picture is two years old now.
I can't find my camera anywhere so I could make some
new ones.
Can't figure out how the house can lose a camera.
I looked everwhere except in the toilet tank rolling on the floor laughing

cheering dancing cheering
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Sep 30, 2008 6:51 PM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
hollandgirl: Thank you, I need colour that is for sure.
This picture is two years old now.
I can't find my camera anywhere so I could make some
new ones.
Can't figure out how the house can lose a camera.
I looked everwhere except in the toilet tank


laugh
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Oct 21, 2008 2:20 AM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
It was not in the toilet tank either rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 21, 2008 2:23 AM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
So funny
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Oct 21, 2008 2:55 AM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
livinglarge: So funny


How your doing getting cold? we are having sunny days and the next gloomy and cold, it changes real fast from day to day.
I don't like the cold
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Oct 21, 2008 2:58 AM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
hollandgirl: How your doing getting cold? we are having sunny days and the next gloomy and cold, it changes real fast from day to day.
I don't like the cold

It is so changable here too,
it feels that the winter has really set in ,
central heating is on more and more roll eyes
but it is necessary professor
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Oct 21, 2008 3:03 AM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Days getting shorter is the worsed one of it all.
But not much we can do about it eh?
Do you in Ereland change your clocks twice a year a
dumb thing if there ever was one.

confused
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Oct 21, 2008 3:24 AM CST If the preacher stays I will give him sex....................
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
hollandgirl: Days getting shorter is the worsed one of it all.
But not much we can do about it eh?
Do you in Ereland change your clocks twice a year a
dumb thing if there ever was one.

We do ,
in fact we change them this Saturday ,
I think .
but as the song says ,
there is a season for everything dunno
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