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Sep 30, 2008 8:05 PM CST Preacher's sermon was; Forgive your enemies.......................lol
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Forgive Your Enemies....


The preacher's Sunday sermon was, "Forgive Your Enemies." He asked all present how many have forgiven their enemies.
About half held up their hands.

He then repeated his question.

Now about 80 percent held up their hands.

He then repeated his question.

All responded, except one elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any."

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-three." she replied.

"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said, "It's easy, I just outlived all those bitches.


cheering cheering cheering
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Oct 21, 2008 2:18 AM CST Preacher's sermon was; Forgive your enemies.......................lol
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
hollandgirl: Forgive Your Enemies....


The preacher's Sunday sermon was, "Forgive Your Enemies." He asked all present how many have forgiven their enemies.
About half held up their hands.

He then repeated his question.

Now about 80 percent held up their hands.

He then repeated his question.

All responded, except one elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any."

"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-three." she replied.

"Mrs. Jones, please come down in front and tell the congregation how a person cannot have an enemy in the world?"

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, and said, "It's easy, I just outlived all those bitches.


This would not have been you right?dunno
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Oct 21, 2008 2:27 AM CST Preacher's sermon was; Forgive your enemies.......................lol
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
hahaaa
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
good one laugh
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Oct 21, 2008 2:51 AM CST Preacher's sermon was; Forgive your enemies.......................lol
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
livinglarge: hahaaa

good one


Yeah got with their pants down rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 21, 2008 2:51 AM CST Preacher's sermon was; Forgive your enemies.......................lol
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
hollandgirl: Yeah got with their pants down


Caught rolling on the floor laughing Well it was close rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 21, 2008 2:52 AM CST Preacher's sermon was; Forgive your enemies.......................lol
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
hollandgirl: Yeah got with their pants down

But it would be more unusual if there pants were up,
banana banana
evening J from the block !
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Oct 21, 2008 2:59 AM CST Preacher's sermon was; Forgive your enemies.......................lol
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
livinglarge: But it would be more unusual if there pants were up,

evening J from the block !


Don't quite know how to translate that one girl rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 21, 2008 3:00 AM CST Preacher's sermon was; Forgive your enemies.......................lol
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
hollandgirl: Don't quite know how to translate that one girl


They were in church remember?rolling on the floor laughing
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