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Oct 2, 2008 6:40 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
THE REDHEAD
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They have a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible!

"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

"No," she replies...


(Wait for it.....)














"You just happened to catch my eye."
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Oct 2, 2008 6:43 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
RAYSALAF
RAYSALAFRAYSALAFCAZOULS LES BEZIERS, Occitanie France334 Posts
It took me by surprise, excuse me while I find the men's roomyay rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 2, 2008 6:45 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
REDHEADS..........YES!!!!!!!!!!devil
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Oct 2, 2008 6:48 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
Where do you find these things????????????????????

rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 2, 2008 6:51 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing

Glad she didn't have a fake nose...
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Oct 2, 2008 6:56 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA307 Threads 9 Polls 25,009 Posts
ooooh


gross yet hilarious
rolling on the floor laughing


thumbs up hollandgirl


wave
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Oct 2, 2008 7:11 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
RAYSALAF: It took me by surprise, excuse me while I find the men's room


handshake
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Oct 2, 2008 7:15 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
azucarmorena: Where do you find these things????????????????????


I beg, borrow and steal them.
People send me stuff, some not suitable for the young onesrolling on the floor laughing
Send by women by the way.
There is another forum where I go too, but mostly come to read and steal.
Or I go to good old Google, tons of stuff there.


cheering
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Oct 2, 2008 7:17 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
mbcasey: Glad she didn't have a fake nose...


rolling on the floor laughing Only you could come up with that one Ken,

banana
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Oct 2, 2008 7:19 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
mindfful: oooohgross yet hilarious
hollandgirl


Oh this picture is the absolute end rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 2, 2008 7:22 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
jlw45
jlw45jlw45lake Dallas, Texas USA101 Threads 1 Polls 21,759 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing i thaught the guy was going to say, i'll see you later...and she would've said....i'll keep an eye out for youprofessor
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Oct 2, 2008 7:28 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
jlw45: i thaught the guy was going to say, i'll see you later...and she would've said....i'll keep an eye out for you



rolling on the floor laughing You are the ball guy.
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Oct 2, 2008 7:38 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
jlw45
jlw45jlw45lake Dallas, Texas USA101 Threads 1 Polls 21,759 Posts
hollandgirl: You are the ball guy.
confused did you mean...you are ON the ball, guy?....or....you are the BALD guy?...uh oh ....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 2, 2008 7:41 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
jlw45: did you mean...you are ON the ball, guy?....or....you are the BALD guy?... ....



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Oh funneee I just saw it myself, yes on the ball.
Women think bald is sexy
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Oct 2, 2008 7:51 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
jlw45
jlw45jlw45lake Dallas, Texas USA101 Threads 1 Polls 21,759 Posts
hollandgirl: Oh funneee I just saw it myself, yes on the ball.
Women think bald is sexy
lordy, i hope solaugh
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Oct 2, 2008 8:13 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
jlw45: lordy, i hope so


Trust me, a lot of guys shave just to be looking more sexy.

yay
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Oct 29, 2008 8:44 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
Bluelace21
Bluelace21Bluelace21St.Thomas, Saint Thomas Jamaica11 Threads 1 Polls 18 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 8:49 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Actually, that did catch me off guard tonight...maybe I'm losing it...but it was funny!
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Oct 29, 2008 9:15 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Actually, that did catch me off guard tonight...maybe I'm losing it...but it was funny![/quote

Some people visialize these things I do not let myself rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 29, 2008 9:28 PM CST The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes...............
Rubi3
Rubi3Rubi3Muskogee, Oklahoma USA3 Posts
I visualize everything, Hollandgirl, which is not always a good thing, depending on the joke. LOL
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