The redhead; come get your laugh while I am trying to find more jokes............... (19)
It took me by surprise, excuse me while I find the men's room
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REDHEADS..........YES!!!!!!!!!!
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Where do you find these things????????????????????
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Glad she didn't have a fake nose...
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ooooh
gross yet hilarious
hollandgirl
gross yet hilarious
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RAYSALAF: It took me by surprise, excuse me while I find the men's room
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azucarmorena: Where do you find these things????????????????????
I beg, borrow and steal them.
People send me stuff, some not suitable for the young ones
Send by women by the way.
There is another forum where I go too, but mostly come to read and steal.
Or I go to good old Google, tons of stuff there.
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mbcasey: Glad she didn't have a fake nose...
Only you could come up with that one Ken,
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mindfful: oooohgross yet hilarious
hollandgirl
hollandgirl
Oh this picture is the absolute end
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i thaught the guy was going to say, i'll see you later...and she would've said....i'll keep an eye out for you
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jlw45: i thaught the guy was going to say, i'll see you later...and she would've said....i'll keep an eye out for you
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hollandgirl: You are the ball guy.
did you mean...you are ON the ball, guy?....or....you are the BALD guy?...
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Actually, that did catch me off guard tonight...maybe I'm losing it...but it was funny!------ This thread is Archived ------
Actually, that did catch me off guard tonight...maybe I'm losing it...but it was funny![/quote
Some people visialize these things I do not let myself
Some people visialize these things I do not let myself
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I visualize everything, Hollandgirl, which is not always a good thing, depending on the joke. LOL
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Rubi3: I visualize everything, Hollandgirl, which is not always a good thing, depending on the joke. LOL
Hi sooo good to see you! Stick around okay?
Lot't of great people and as you can see when a joke is of colour we don't need to sound the warning, "A bit naughty" lol
You can go back 40 pages and when making a comment it is right back on the top of page one.
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed. Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No," she replies...
(Wait for it.....)
"You just happened to catch my eye."