Adult Fairy Tales ( Archived) (5)

Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods, so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, then sat on his face crying, " Lie to me, Lie to me"


What is long and green and smells like pork?
Kermits finger.

The big bad wolf is hot on little red riding hood's heels.......he catches her and says, "guess what I'm gonna do now" with a mischevious grin on his face, suddenly she grabs him in a leg lock and says, 'now you're gonna eat me just like the story says!!'

Awesome jokes.

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her.

As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm."

Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?"

"You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin."

Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied.

"Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"

"I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."

The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"

Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter, Peter, something or other..."