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Oct 4, 2008 1:41 PM CST Joke guys just a joke.............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
THE STRATEGIST AT THE PEARLY GATES


A Republican strategist assumes room temperature and finds himself at the Pearly Gates. The strategist is taken inside Heaven by St. Peter and given a guided tour. He's led into one huge room that is full of millions of clocks, and he notices a clock with his name on it that has stopped.
St. Peter explains that everyone has a clock that counts down the seconds of their life, and when someone dies, their clock stops. All this fascinates the strategist but when he examines all of the other clocks, he notices that some of the clocks' second hands are moving faster than others.

St. Peter explains that every time someone tells a lie, which is a sin, they lose part of their life, so their clock's second hand ends up moving faster.

The Republican strategist looks around but doesn't see John McCain's clock, so he asks St. Peter where it is.

"Oh," answers St. Peter, "that's being used as a ceiling fan."
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Oct 4, 2008 1:57 PM CST Joke guys just a joke.............
BAKERBOY924
BAKERBOY924BAKERBOY924port st lucie, Florida USA26 Threads 1 Polls 263 Posts
Lmao Im still voting mcain but lmao
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Oct 4, 2008 2:16 PM CST Joke guys just a joke.............
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Oct 4, 2008 2:22 PM CST Joke guys just a joke.............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Not wanting to get into politic's thought I better be careful so not to
step on some toes.

Glad I don't have to vote in the US
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