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Oct 4, 2008 11:21 PM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Subject: And then the fight started....


When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....
so, I took her to a gas station.....

And then the fight started....
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license
to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my
wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair..
She said, 'That silver hair on your chest hest is proof enough for me'
and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too'

And then the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I
kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a
nearby table.

My wife asked,' Do you know her?' Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....
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I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started.....
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Oct 4, 2008 11:29 PM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 4, 2008 11:30 PM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 4, 2008 11:48 PM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
I wonder at times who comes up with this stuff.
Yes very funny.
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Oct 4, 2008 11:57 PM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
blackorchids4u
blackorchids4ublackorchids4uwyandotte, Michigan USA4 Threads 399 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 5, 2008 12:32 AM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
samora77
samora77samora77Staten Island, New York USA46 Threads 724 Posts
Jenny, I am rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thank's
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Oct 5, 2008 12:40 AM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Oct 5, 2008 12:40 AM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
bigdaddy007
bigdaddy007bigdaddy007small town, South Dakota USA11 Threads 325 Posts
you are one of a kind....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 5, 2008 12:50 AM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA690 Threads 2 Polls 6,584 Posts
Very Very Good!!!rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Oct 5, 2008 12:55 AM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
waiting4u
waiting4uwaiting4uGB's Heart, Oregon USA3 Threads 2,260 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 5, 2008 1:07 AM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
bigdaddy007: you are one of a kind....


Aw big daddy you know what they say; It takes one to know one.
It is true about the one of a kind.
See I learned in school one day, that millions of sperm where fighting to get to the eggs.
Guess what,I made it so I am one out of millions and ha, so are you!..

See now how special we are?
cheering cheering cheering
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Oct 5, 2008 1:11 AM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
Imasquirly1
Imasquirly1Imasquirly1Springfield, Illinois USA155 Threads 3,161 Posts
AWESOME....thanks for the laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 5, 2008 1:27 AM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Imasquirly1: AWESOME....thanks for the laugh


I just call it my "pass it on ministry"
Things, life itself can get heavy at times, so time to laugh some huh?
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Oct 5, 2008 9:19 AM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
scorpiosiren
scorpiosirenscorpiosirendrogheda, Louth Ireland35 Threads 1 Polls 1,943 Posts
hollandgirl: I just call it my "pass it on ministry"
Things, life itself can get heavy at times, so time to laugh some huh?

very good mrs ur humour n threads are good i enjoy readin them, even if i dont always agree they keep me occupied thanks HG
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Oct 5, 2008 1:28 PM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
scorpiosiren: very good mrs ur humour n threads are good i enjoy readin them, even if i dont always agree they keep me occupied thanks HG


I am sure there are others who do not always agree with me and that is okay.
We can agreeable, disagree, right? handshake
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Oct 5, 2008 1:32 PM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
RAYSALAF
RAYSALAFRAYSALAFCAZOULS LES BEZIERS, Occitanie France334 Posts
hollandgirl: I am sure there are others who do not always agree with me and that is okay.
We can agreeable, disagree, right?
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I just don't know how u do it Jenny....As always
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Oct 5, 2008 1:32 PM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
roseofsharon
roseofsharonroseofsharonmanchester, Hampshire, England UK70 Threads 3 Polls 11,702 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Loved 'em!!! thumbs up
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Oct 5, 2008 1:58 PM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
scorpiosiren
scorpiosirenscorpiosirendrogheda, Louth Ireland35 Threads 1 Polls 1,943 Posts
hollandgirl: I am sure there are others who do not always agree with me and that is okay.
We can agreeable, disagree, right?


of course we can agree to dis agree at times,keep up the good work girl,ur a natural entertainer handshake hug
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Oct 5, 2008 2:42 PM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
RAYSALAF: I just don't know how u do it Jenny....As always


Ha ha as they say; she is just "full of it"
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Oct 5, 2008 2:48 PM CST And this is how the fight started..............................lol
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
scorpiosiren: of course we can agree to dis agree at times,keep up the good work girl,ur a natural entertainer


Yep I should tell Phillis Diller to move over rolling on the floor laughing I am taking over now.
She started to do comedy when at least in her 60th I believe.
Here comes jennyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! rolling on the floor laughing

You know what is great, me thinks, that I can laugh harder about some off this stuff, than you guys can.
I entertain myself too.

Seeing if I can scrounge up some more now. wave
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