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Oct 5, 2008 6:43 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia147 Threads 2 Polls 14,452 Posts
Just heard this now on one of our evening programs.

Don't know about you, but I would feel pretty embarrassed!blushing

Would you feel comfortable about that? Having your 'weapons of mass destruction' for all to see?

rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 5, 2008 6:47 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
Ocee35
Ocee35Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA94 Threads 2 Polls 6,057 Posts
venere08: Just heard this now on one of our evening programs.

Don't know about you, but I would feel pretty embarrassed!

Would you feel comfortable about that? Having your 'weapons of mass destruction' for all to see?



I'm not very modest...so not big problem for me,

and Uhh...thanks.
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Oct 5, 2008 6:51 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta254 Threads 4 Polls 10,684 Posts
venere08: Just heard this now on one of our evening programs.

Don't know about you, but I would feel pretty embarrassed!

Would you feel comfortable about that? Having your 'weapons of mass destruction' for all to see?



Dang - they'd probably make me go through half a dozen times for a good laugh! blushing
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Oct 5, 2008 6:52 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
blackorchids4u
blackorchids4ublackorchids4uwyandotte, Michigan USA4 Threads 399 Posts
jaw drop jaw drop jaw drop at one time no
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Oct 5, 2008 7:10 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA50 Threads 5,742 Posts
venere08: Just heard this now on one of our evening programs.

Don't know about you, but I would feel pretty embarrassed!

Would you feel comfortable about that? Having your 'weapons of mass destruction' for all to see?


I'd put the machine in meltdown mode, trying to make sense of all the mis-information.
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Oct 5, 2008 7:14 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
Hmmmmmm wonder if they could include an instant mammogram in the process...daydream
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Oct 5, 2008 7:14 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
jbibiza
jbibizajbibizaIbiza, Balearic Islands Spain133 Threads 6 Polls 7,679 Posts
Hmmmmmm wonder if they could include an instant mammogram in the process...daydream
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Oct 5, 2008 7:34 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
albinoblacksheep
albinoblacksheepalbinoblacksheepTaronga Zoo, New South Wales Australia2 Threads 37 Posts
venere08: Just heard this now on one of our evening programs.

Don't know about you, but I would feel pretty embarrassed!

Would you feel comfortable about that? Having your 'weapons of mass destruction' for all to see?


Who's got the balls through it!rolling on the floor laughing tongue
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Oct 5, 2008 7:57 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA50 Threads 5,742 Posts
albinoblacksheep: Who's got the balls through it!


If they could promise me they would'nt glow in the dark afterwards....maybe!confused blues grin
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Oct 5, 2008 7:57 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia147 Threads 2 Polls 14,452 Posts
rusty_knight: Dang - they'd probably make me go through half a dozen times for a good laugh!


Apparently, the person, some guy I think, doing all the viewing, sits in a room on his own, looking at genitals for his entire 8-12 hour shift!

rolling on the floor laughing doh
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Oct 5, 2008 7:59 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA50 Threads 5,742 Posts
venere08: Apparently, the person, some guy I think, doing all the viewing, sits in a room on his own, looking at genitals for his entire 8-12 hour shift!


That must take a lot of balls on his part.rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 5, 2008 8:00 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia147 Threads 2 Polls 14,452 Posts
jbibiza: Hmmmmmm wonder if they could include an instant mammogram in the process...


Now wouldn't that be great. One thta doesn't squash the heck out the poor things!!!

I had reason to see a breast specialist last year, thank goodness all was ok, but when he was trying to convince me that the new mammogram machines were digital and not as uncomfortable as the old ones. I then asked if he he had ever had one. He said yes. I asked where, meaning, which part of his body, as the chest would be useless! His answer, "In England"!!!frustrated
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Oct 5, 2008 8:04 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia147 Threads 2 Polls 14,452 Posts
wixomwizard: That must take a lot of balls on his part.


So I guess if he made a false positive error, it could be said he made a complete b... s up!very mad
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Oct 5, 2008 8:09 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA50 Threads 5,742 Posts
That would be an em-bare-assing job to have, If you ask me.doh
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Oct 5, 2008 8:17 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia147 Threads 2 Polls 14,452 Posts
wixomwizard: That would be an em-bare-assing job to have, If you ask me.


A bit of an aside but still related...

At Adelaide airport domestic terminal, I have twice been asked to step aside and have an explosives forensic swab conducted. I didn't think I looked THAT suspicious. Anyway, they are doing their job, that's ok. After the results came out all clear, the officer on each occasion, then proceeded to tell me that I was free of explosives.

Well, I then thanked them, and told them how relieved I was, and what peace of mind it had given me, to know that I wasn't about to explode!!! That it's always nice to know these things. They weren't impressed, but thanked me for taking in such good spirits. devil
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Oct 5, 2008 8:21 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA50 Threads 5,742 Posts
venere08: A bit of an aside but still related...

At Adelaide airport domestic terminal, I have twice been asked to step aside and have an explosives forensic swab conducted. I didn't think I looked THAT suspicious. Anyway, they are doing their job, that's ok. After the results came out all clear, the officer on each occasion, then proceeded to tell me that I was free of explosives.

Well, I then thanked them, and told them how relieved I was, and what peace of mind it had given me, to know that I wasn't about to explode!!! That it's always nice to know these things. They weren't impressed, but thanked me for taking in such good spirits.


All that heat must have thrown the machine off, there is something to be said for personal examinations after all.professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 5, 2008 8:24 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
albinoblacksheep
albinoblacksheepalbinoblacksheepTaronga Zoo, New South Wales Australia2 Threads 37 Posts
wixomwizard: That would be an em-bare-assing job to have, If you ask me.

Bugger me!if that was my job and i had to do O.T the extened length of time at work would kill me not the metion the hours spent working.jaw drop doh
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Oct 5, 2008 8:27 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
wixomwizard
wixomwizardwixomwizardWixom, Michigan USA50 Threads 5,742 Posts
But at least you would have a permanent smile on your face!banana head banger
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Oct 5, 2008 8:32 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
albinoblacksheep
albinoblacksheepalbinoblacksheepTaronga Zoo, New South Wales Australia2 Threads 37 Posts
cool
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Oct 5, 2008 8:41 AM CST New Australian airport security machines will show your genitals!
venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia147 Threads 2 Polls 14,452 Posts
albinoblacksheep: Bugger me!if that was my job and i had to do O.T the extened length of time at work would kill me not the metion the hours spent working.



Staff would expect to receive some sort of financial 'bonus', for all that 'exposure'!!!

Imagine going home off shift, or even stopping off at the pub. Someone asks you how was your day? How would you come up with something new to say each day???dunno
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