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gongman
gongmangongmanCarcassone, Occitanie France28 Threads 2 Polls 515 Posts
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one
day and said, Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'
The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the
holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In
the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and
made the holy man's mouth water.







The people sitting around the table were thin and
sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very
long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to
reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was
longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their
mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and
suffering.







The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell.'












They went to the next room and opened the door. It was
exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the
large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were
equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well
nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, 'I don't
understand. 'It is simple,' said the Lord. 'It requires but one
skill. You see, they have learned to feed each other. The greedy think
only of themselves.'
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venere08
venere08venere08Puglia and Autumn, South Australia Australia121 Threads 2 Polls 9,996 Posts
I like that. Simple and to the point.

Thanks for passing it around,lol

wave
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mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
tip hat Pass it on !
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Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway51 Threads 5 Polls 5,070 Posts
Good one... will forward it by email to some people!!! thumbs up
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Great Post...and very true....wave wink hug teddybear hug bouquet
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Oct 5, 2008 5:56 PM CST From the UK forums...spread to the EU forums....now international
gongman
gongmangongmanCarcassone, Occitanie France28 Threads 2 Polls 515 Posts
The OP started with "I am not religious or anything,but....................."

Neither am I,but this one hit me right between the eyes.

One of the best I have ever seen on these forums.
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Oct 5, 2008 6:00 PM CST From the UK forums...spread to the EU forums....now international
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
gongman: The OP started with "I am not religious or anything,but....................."

Neither am I,but this one hit me right between the eyes.

One of the best I have ever seen on these forums.


I liked that one too thumbs up

heres a similar one from old folklore........


The Legend of Stone Soup

Many years ago, during the Hundred Years War in France, three weary soldiers were returning from battle. They stopped in a small village after two days of no food. The impoverished towns people, who had little food themselves, saw the bedraggled men and decided to hide what little they had from the famished soldiers.

Everywhere they went, they heard the same story. There was no food in anyone's pantry. The soldiers were desperate and desperate men can be quite cunning. The three pitched a camp close to the center of town. They found a large cauldron and decided to make "stone soup."

Over a campfire, they got the pot boiling with some water from a nearby creek. Into the boiling water they placed a few stones. The curious townspeople saw the pot boiling and started asking questions. The soldiers explained that they had made a "stone soup" but that it would be much better with some seasonings.

Off ran some peasants to get some herbs to spice up the pot. As the aroma improved another peasant decided it would be better with vegetables. Still another thought, "what is a soup without meat?" and ran to get some. Eventually all the peasants had to get involved with this wonderful soup and everyone contributed something.

With the cooperation of the whole town, the best meal everyone had had in years was provided. They all decided they would never go hungry again, now that they knew how to make soup from stones.
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Oct 5, 2008 6:04 PM CST From the UK forums...spread to the EU forums....now international
gongman
gongmangongmanCarcassone, Occitanie France28 Threads 2 Polls 515 Posts
And they eventually turned it into Holland´s Pies.........

Apologies to non Lancastrians.laugh
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada59 Threads 2 Polls 25,438 Posts
Another great post Trish....wave wink hug teddybear hug bouquet
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trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
gongman: And they eventually turned it into Holland´s Pies.........

Apologies to non Lancastrians.


hahaha - I live not too far from there laugh it smells great on baking day - but I come from Stockport really where we have Robinsons Brewery - brewing day is flea market day and I used to hate the smell as a child - I love it now though, and miss it.......
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trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
Hugz_n_Kissez: Another great post Trish....


Thaks Huz wave hug bouquet teddybear bouquet hug grin
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Oct 5, 2008 6:17 PM CST From the UK forums...spread to the EU forums....now international
gongman
gongmangongmanCarcassone, Occitanie France28 Threads 2 Polls 515 Posts
trish123: hahaha - I live not too far from there it smells great on baking day - but I come from Stockport really where we have Robinsons Brewery - brewing day is flea market day and I used to hate the smell as a child - I love it now though, and miss it.......


Even if you have never been to Manchester or even England,you can appreciate this "smell" story.

Boddingtons is a well known brewery in Manchester.They make amazing beer.

Strangeways is a prison in Manchester.They imprison people.

The one is very close to the other.The smell drifts across.

Double punishment for the inmates.
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Oct 5, 2008 6:20 PM CST From the UK forums...spread to the EU forums....now international
trish123
trish123trish123Macclesfield, Cheshire, England UK177 Threads 4 Polls 13,724 Posts
gongman: Even if you have never been to Manchester or even England,you can appreciate this "smell" story.

Boddingtons is a well known brewery in Manchester.They make amazing beer.

Strangeways is a prison in Manchester.They imprison people.

The one is very close to the other.The smell drifts across.

Double punishment for the inmates.


I think they may have closed that one now but I always thought it was a really cruel double whammy of a punishment too sigh
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Oct 24, 2008 4:35 AM CST From the UK forums...spread to the EU forums....now international
marikin
marikinmarikintokyo, Kanto Japan2 Threads 183 Posts
gongman: A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one
day and said, Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'
The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the
holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In
the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and
made the holy man's mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and
sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very
long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to
reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was
longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their
mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and
suffering.

The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell.'
They went to the next room and opened the door. It was
exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the
large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were
equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well
nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, 'I don't
understand. 'It is simple,' said the Lord. 'It requires but one
skill. You see, they have learned to feed each other. The greedy think
only of themselves.'



Very inspirational , Gongman ! Thank you for sharing
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stooie1971
stooie1971stooie1971Las America's, Canary Islands Spain116 Threads 3 Polls 2,672 Posts
gongman: And they eventually turned it into Holland´s Pies.........

Apologies to non Lancastrians.



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