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Oct 5, 2008 8:10 PM CST The Swimmer
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
Once there was a millionaire who had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion.

The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day, he decides to throw a huge party.

During the party he announces, "My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge unharmed!"

As soon as he finishes his last word, there is the sound of a large splash.

The guests all turn to see a man in the pool swimming as fast as he can. They cheer him on as he keeps stroking.

Finally, the swimming man makes it to the other side unharmed. The millionaire is so impressed, he says, "My boy, that was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be done! Well, I must keep my end of the bargain. Which do you want, my daughter or the one million dollars?"

The man says, "Listen, I don't want your money. I don't want your daughter, either. I want the person who pushed me in that water!"
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Oct 5, 2008 8:11 PM CST The Swimmer
Justme4uok
Justme4uokJustme4uokNorthern CA, California USA44 Threads 7,437 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Always good for a good Laugh Desthumbs up
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Oct 5, 2008 8:12 PM CST The Swimmer
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 5, 2008 8:36 PM CST The Swimmer
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I'd take the million though...earned it! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 5, 2008 8:41 PM CST The Swimmer
katiecharlyn
katiecharlynkatiecharlyndublin, Georgia USA8 Threads 3,424 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


applause applause
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Oct 5, 2008 9:51 PM CST The Swimmer
StarliteFantazy
StarliteFantazyStarliteFantazyFantazyLand, Missouri USA37 Threads 3 Polls 4,307 Posts
rolling on the floor laughinggood one des
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Oct 5, 2008 10:16 PM CST The Swimmer
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
You always have good jokes Des

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