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Oct 6, 2008 2:24 AM CST Maybe you should not say this to a cop..............?
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
If you’re ever pulled over for speeding (or any other reason really), you probably shouldn’t say any of the following to the officer standing at your window…

I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a police officer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in.
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, so long as one of us does.
Gee, Officer! That’s terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
I was trying to keep up with traffic. I know there are no other cars around. That’s how far ahead of me they are.
Hey pal, I pay your salary!
Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must’ve been doing’ about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
You’re not gonna check the trunk, are you?
When the Officer says “Gee Son….Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?” You probably shouldn’t respond with, “Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?”rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 6, 2008 2:31 AM CST Maybe you should not say this to a cop..............?
Ocee35
Ocee35Ocee35Jackson, Michigan USA94 Threads 2 Polls 6,057 Posts
.........laugh


Just reach under your seat, and then staighten up real fast,

it makes them pee a little.
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Oct 6, 2008 2:58 AM CST Maybe you should not say this to a cop..............?
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Ocee35: ......... Just reach under your seat, and then staighten up real fast,

it makes them pee a little.


I had made a U turn and got caught.
Yes guilty as charged officer, no use to try anything clever now.
Okay ma'am I will let you go if you promise you won't do it again.
Officer I promise that I will never again make a U turn if I know
you are watching.
He started to laugh and see; Okay you go.

angel
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Oct 6, 2008 11:09 AM CST Maybe you should not say this to a cop..............?
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
How about these three:

Can I help you orificer?

I haven't had a c**t all day drinkstable!

Would you like a swine gum?


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Oct 6, 2008 12:34 PM CST Maybe you should not say this to a cop..............?
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
jpunk: How about these three:

Can I help you orificer?

I haven't had a c**t all day drinkstable!

Would you like a swine gum?


rolling on the floor laughing we really ought to be more respectful to cops rolling on the floor laughing
I used to see them on the L.A freeways. light going, then seeing
them go down the off ramp, where I knew a doughnut shop was.
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