What must a man do to make Mirodenia happy?? (75)
Lagoona22: This question has eluded a lot of us recently....However, the solution to this issue has taken on a certain urgency, winter coming on an' all...Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated...remembering this is a lady of taste, distinction, and rather high standards....she loves dogs, hot dogs too, enjoys the odd slap every now and then, and drinks beer part time, and reads the Wall Street Journal and adult comics...in other words, the Miro we've come to know and love..but she is hard to please, so very hard...so make your suggestions creative...
Yours sincerely,
The Husband-for-Miro Monitoring Committee
Yours sincerely,
The Husband-for-Miro Monitoring Committee
well, can I answer in order not to make people unhappy today?
Please do, but limit your answer to under 1'000 words please....
Mirodenia: well, can I answer in order not to make people unhappy today?
Lagoona22: This question has eluded a lot of us recently....However, the solution to this issue has taken on a certain urgency, winter coming on an' all...Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated...remembering this is a lady of taste, distinction, and rather high standards....she loves dogs, hot dogs too, enjoys the odd slap every now and then, and drinks beer part time, and reads the Wall Street Journal and adult comics...in other words, the Miro we've come to know and love..but she is hard to please, so very hard...so make your suggestions creative...
Yours sincerely,
The Husband-for-Miro
(a little discreet editing was used, forgive me)Yours sincerely,
The Husband-for-Miro
Well, as I see it, I`m thinking its about time Lagoona settled down to a life of respectability, and there is no finer woman here than our own wonderful Miro..... as I`m sure a lot of you will agree? She is a lusty, witty, funny, curios, rumbustious, earthy full female - and this is Exactly what Lagoony needs in his life ..... Someone who will open his cans of tuna for him, open his beer bottles for him, fetch him from the pub at closing time, keep his clothes clean, keep him on the straight and narrow path leading to total glory and fullfillment! Someone who will go skinny-dippiing with him at sunrise and at sundown. Someone who will, in other words, whip him into shape!
smoky: (a little discreet editing was used, forgive me)
Well, as I see it, I`m thinking its about time Lagoona settled down to a life of respectability, and there is no finer woman here than our own wonderful Miro..... as I`m sure a lot of you will agree? She is a lusty, witty, funny, curios, rumbustious, earthy full female - and this is Exactly what Lagoony needs in his life ..... Someone who will open his cans of tuna for him, open his beer bottles for him, fetch him from the pub at closing time, keep his clothes clean, keep him on the straight and narrow path leading to total glory and fullfillment! Someone who will go skinny-dippiing with him at sunrise and at sundown. Someone who will, in other words, whip him into shape!
Well, as I see it, I`m thinking its about time Lagoona settled down to a life of respectability, and there is no finer woman here than our own wonderful Miro..... as I`m sure a lot of you will agree? She is a lusty, witty, funny, curios, rumbustious, earthy full female - and this is Exactly what Lagoony needs in his life ..... Someone who will open his cans of tuna for him, open his beer bottles for him, fetch him from the pub at closing time, keep his clothes clean, keep him on the straight and narrow path leading to total glory and fullfillment! Someone who will go skinny-dippiing with him at sunrise and at sundown. Someone who will, in other words, whip him into shape!
I think this is a challenge for him and now he's calculating the risks of an answer.
virgosign: additionally he needs to have
a high EI,
a good IQ,
hates pigs
and has apartner to Bibi !
hello guys and dolls
a high EI,
a good IQ,
hates pigs
and has apartner to Bibi !
hello guys and dolls
Except Bibi's problem, I can handle.
Hi Virgo, how are you?
additionally he needs to have
a high EI, - suppose so whatever that is when its at home
a good IQ, nah got one of a smiley
hates pigs - well i like bacon
and has apartner to Bibi !- shouldnt be too much trouble.
a high EI, - suppose so whatever that is when its at home
a good IQ, nah got one of a smiley
hates pigs - well i like bacon
and has apartner to Bibi !- shouldnt be too much trouble.
smoky: (a little discreet editing was used, forgive me)
Well, as I see it, I`m thinking its about time Lagoona settled down to a life of respectability, and there is no finer woman here than our own wonderful Miro..... as I`m sure a lot of you will agree? She is a lusty, witty, funny, curios, rumbustious, earthy full female - and this is Exactly what Lagoony needs in his life ..... Someone who will open his cans of tuna for him, open his beer bottles for him, fetch him from the pub at closing time, keep his clothes clean, keep him on the straight and narrow path leading to total glory and fullfillment! Someone who will go skinny-dippiing with him at sunrise and at sundown. Someone who will, in other words, whip him into shape!
Well, as I see it, I`m thinking its about time Lagoona settled down to a life of respectability, and there is no finer woman here than our own wonderful Miro..... as I`m sure a lot of you will agree? She is a lusty, witty, funny, curios, rumbustious, earthy full female - and this is Exactly what Lagoony needs in his life ..... Someone who will open his cans of tuna for him, open his beer bottles for him, fetch him from the pub at closing time, keep his clothes clean, keep him on the straight and narrow path leading to total glory and fullfillment! Someone who will go skinny-dippiing with him at sunrise and at sundown. Someone who will, in other words, whip him into shape!
Well said......
especially opening the cans of tuna thingy ...loved it..
Mirodenia: Except Bibi's problem, I can handle.
Hi Virgo, how are you?
Hi Virgo, how are you?
Hello sweet girl.
im fine thank you.
Don't make this very difficult - after all this thread is in your honour (Your Honor Mrs President !)
virgosign: Hello sweet girl.
im fine thank you.
Don't make this very difficult - after all this thread is in your honour (Your Honor Mrs President !)
im fine thank you.
Don't make this very difficult - after all this thread is in your honour (Your Honor Mrs President !)
Hi Virgo
stop sliming
gussi: additionally he needs to have
a high EI, - suppose so whatever that is when its at home
a good IQ, nah got one of a smiley
hates pigs - well i like bacon
and has apartner to Bibi !- shouldnt be too much trouble.
a high EI, - suppose so whatever that is when its at home
a good IQ, nah got one of a smiley
hates pigs - well i like bacon
and has apartner to Bibi !- shouldnt be too much trouble.
hi gussy
Emotional Intelligence !
Yes, I like your nose too btw...
Mirodenia: Well, if you say so...
I will die alone... with Bibi liking my nose.
I will die alone... with Bibi liking my nose.
Moi??...as if....
gussi: Lago this guy hasnt been invented yet or are you referring to thyself.
gussi: Hi Virgostop sliming
i'll take that as a typo
Miro was elected President some 2 weekends ago.
gussi: Lago this guy hasnt been invented yet or are you referring to thyself.
He`s referring to himself!... Of course ! Except for the "looking like a poodle" cause he`s got no hair. But from there on tis himself described, I`m sure!
virgosign:
hi gussy
Emotional Intelligence !
hi gussy
Emotional Intelligence !
is that when i fall of my perch or get out of my pram
Totally agree....it's not good when a man slimes.....not a pretty sight..
Stop it Virgo!!
Stop it Virgo!!
gussi: Hi Virgostop sliming
smoky: He`s referring to himself!... Of course ! Except for the "looking like a poodle" cause he`s got no hair. But from there on tis himself described, I`m sure!
he cant be, he moved to the island to get away from it all and have a peaceful existance
I was NOT referring to myself...!!!
...I'm hung like a donkey, not a horse....
...I'm hung like a donkey, not a horse....
smoky: He`s referring to himself!... Of course ! Except for the "looking like a poodle" cause he`s got no hair. But from there on tis himself described, I`m sure!
smoky: He`s referring to himself!... Of course ! Except for the "looking like a poodle" cause he`s got no hair. But from there on tis himself described, I`m sure!
Smoky do you detect the distant sounds of bells...
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Yours sincerely,
The Husband-for-Miro Monitoring Committee