Men take note..Does this sound familar?..Nine words women use, men you have to learn to translate (34)
Yep.
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Love it
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those are great 
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druidess6308: Yep.
Some sound familiar?
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hollandgirl: Some sound familiar?
Absolutely!
Most, as a matter of fact!------ This thread is Archived ------
wantstrue: those are great
They are right on you know.
Someone sure figured out the women's psyche.
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Why can't we just use english?
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lorax111: Why can't we just use english?
I've tried every language Dennis and look where it's got me
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hollandgirl: Nine words Women Use ( Men take Note)
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE 1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbalstatementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.That will bring on a 'whatever').
8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Fu YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE 1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbalstatementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.That will bring on a 'whatever').
8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Fu YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
RESPONSE:
Sigh , That's OK , don't worry about it you just go ahead and insult men's intelligence, I'm fine with it , it's just - whatever , take five minutes if you want, I've got all day, it doesn't bother me - it's nothing , I've got it , I get it. Thanks !
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Fallingman: RESPONSE:
Sigh , That's OK , don't worry about it you just go ahead and insult men's intelligence, I'm fine with it , it's just - whatever , take five minutes if you want, I've got all day, it doesn't bother me - it's nothing , I've got it , I get it. Thanks !
AND THAT GOES FOR ME TOO!! (what's intelligence?Sigh , That's OK , don't worry about it you just go ahead and insult men's intelligence, I'm fine with it , it's just - whatever , take five minutes if you want, I've got all day, it doesn't bother me - it's nothing , I've got it , I get it. Thanks !
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very good THOUGH I THINK I SHOULD SAY THIS:
EVEN THOUGH THIS IS POSTED UNDER JOKES AND HUMOUR, THIS THREAD IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY, IT'S TRUE!!!!!
BEWARNED!!!
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jpunk: very good THOUGH I THINK I SHOULD SAY THIS:
EVEN THOUGH THIS IS POSTED UNDER JOKES AND HUMOUR, THIS THREAD IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY, IT'S TRUE!!!!!
BEWARNED!!!
EVEN THOUGH THIS IS POSTED UNDER JOKES AND HUMOUR, THIS THREAD IS NOT TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY, IT'S TRUE!!!!!
BEWARNED!!!
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Yup some of them apply
It's not a joke guys 
be aware, be very aware of what we say 
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kamelia: Yup some of them apply It's not a joke guys be aware, be very aware of what we say
I hang on every word you tell me doc
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hollandgirl: Nine words Women Use ( Men take Note)
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE 1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbalstatementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.That will bring on a 'whatever').
8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Fu YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE 1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbalstatementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.That will bring on a 'whatever').
8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Fu YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
Women........ Just can't be honest...SIGH!!
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How about "we need to talk"
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lorax111: How about "we need to talk"
why does that remind me of a very large fin appearing in a very small swimming pool?
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NINE WORDS WOMEN USE 1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed,this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbalstatementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true,unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'.That will bring on a 'whatever').
8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying Fu YOU!
9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.