What to say when you are caught speeding.............Great one!...........lol (21)
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Moral: Don't mess with women! We're smarter than men!
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druidess6308: Moral: Don't mess with women! We're smarter than men!
Yeah, recognized the 9 signs we give men, in my thread below?
Someone knew the women's psyche for sure!
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omurchu2: the sly dog
Wonder if men who get away with it?
Take notes anyway
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hollandgirl: Wonder if men who get away with it?
Take notes anyway
Take notes anyway
I remember a car i crashed into when i was on the wrong side of the road speeding.
well the owner got out after we moved our cars safely off the main road and accepted my apologys....she was shaking a bit and i told her not to worry i would admit to everything and that my insurance would cover the costs
I offered her a glass of port i had in the car to settle her nerves and when the police arrived i mentioned to them that i could smell alcohol off her breath and how she was swerving everywhere before hitting me
.... yes im only kidding
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It's announced on the radio that one stupid driver is driving in the opposite direction
One stupid driver? says the man
One?
All of them are driving in the opposite direction.
One stupid driver? says the man
One?
All of them are driving in the opposite direction.
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omurchu2: I remember a car i crashed into when i was on the wrong side of the road speeding.
well the owner got out after we moved our cars safely off the main road and accepted my apologys....she was shaking a bit and i told her not to worry i would admit to everything and that my insurance would cover the costs I offered her a glass of port i had in the car to settle her nerves and when the police arrived i mentioned to them that i could smell alcohol off her breath and how she was swerving everywhere before hitting me .... yes im only kidding
well the owner got out after we moved our cars safely off the main road and accepted my apologys....she was shaking a bit and i told her not to worry i would admit to everything and that my insurance would cover the costs I offered her a glass of port i had in the car to settle her nerves and when the police arrived i mentioned to them that i could smell alcohol off her breath and how she was swerving everywhere before hitting me .... yes im only kidding
I was just about to say oh no! you didn't.
When I saw the; I am kidding.
This could easily be done for real huh
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epicure: It's announced on the radio that one stupid driver is driving in the opposite direction One stupid driver? says the man
One? All of them are driving in the opposite direction.
One? All of them are driving in the opposite direction.
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epicure: It's announced on the radio that one stupid driver is driving in the opposite direction One stupid driver? says the man
One? All of them are driving in the opposite direction.
One? All of them are driving in the opposite direction.
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This is true.
I got pulled over by the police for speeding on this windy, curvey well use road.
He asked if I had anythng to say since I was driving 50 in a 30mph limit.
I said in all earnest that I was just driving with the flow of traffic.
His reply: "Well, according to our radar, you were the only one on the road."
:::true::::
I got the ticket (about $85) and had to go to driving school to avoid getting points.
I try to follow the speed limit, now.
I got pulled over by the police for speeding on this windy, curvey well use road.
He asked if I had anythng to say since I was driving 50 in a 30mph limit.
I said in all earnest that I was just driving with the flow of traffic.
His reply: "Well, according to our radar, you were the only one on the road."
:::true::::
I got the ticket (about $85) and had to go to driving school to avoid getting points.
I try to follow the speed limit, now.
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Dusty45: This is true.
I got pulled over by the police for speeding on this windy, curvey well use road.
He asked if I had anythng to say since I was driving 50 in a 30mph limit.
I said in all earnest that I was just driving with the flow of traffic .
His reply: "Well, according to our radar, you were the only one on the road."
:::true::::
I got the ticket (about $85) and had to go to driving school to avoid getting points.
I try to follow the speed limit, now.
I got pulled over by the police for speeding on this windy, curvey well use road.
He asked if I had anythng to say since I was driving 50 in a 30mph limit.
I said in all earnest that I was just driving with the flow of traffic .
His reply: "Well, according to our radar, you were the only one on the road."
:::true::::
I got the ticket (about $85) and had to go to driving school to avoid getting points.
I try to follow the speed limit, now.
Good try though, but this cop had no sense of humour
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When commuting between Berkeley and SLC for a while I used to take I 80 driving in "Autobahn style"....of course not for long.
When pulled over for speeding I always started to talk in German to the officer "was is los ?" explaining that I just saw all these blue signs "80" and they look very similar to the German signs for minimum speed. Usually they gave me a smile...what a silly guy...and let me go on.
p.s.
That advice on the bottle of Port sounds nice, especially for trips in and out of Utah
When pulled over for speeding I always started to talk in German to the officer "was is los ?" explaining that I just saw all these blue signs "80" and they look very similar to the German signs for minimum speed. Usually they gave me a smile...what a silly guy...and let me go on.
p.s.
That advice on the bottle of Port sounds nice, especially for trips in and out of Utah
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Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying buzzard told you I was speeding too.