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Oct 7, 2008 4:37 PM CST He said, She said
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. .....Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. .They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Oct 7, 2008 4:39 PM CST He said, She said
soulmateTWS
soulmateTWSsoulmateTWSHappy in, Alabama USA10 Threads 6,074 Posts
p_seg: He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said. That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. .....Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .. .They don't have time

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good-looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

I said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said. . . A widow.

He said to me . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.





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Oct 7, 2008 4:41 PM CST He said, She said
Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway68 Threads 5 Polls 6,857 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 7, 2008 4:42 PM CST He said, She said
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
Good ones....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 7, 2008 4:48 PM CST He said, She said
RAYSALAF
RAYSALAFRAYSALAFCAZOULS LES BEZIERS, Occitanie France334 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing ::roll: rolling on the floor laughing -superb
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Oct 7, 2008 6:13 PM CST He said, She said
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta60 Threads 4,845 Posts
Nice...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Love this one.........

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.
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Oct 7, 2008 6:16 PM CST He said, She said
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
Lillym: Nice...

Love this one.........

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him .. . We don't know; it has never happened.

well, I can prove that one wrong, as I change the rolls of toilet paper over here!! tongue wave
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Oct 7, 2008 6:19 PM CST He said, She said
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA307 Threads 9 Polls 25,009 Posts
man i wish i had a better memory

these are tops


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Oct 7, 2008 6:27 PM CST He said, She said
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta60 Threads 4,845 Posts
p_seg: well, I can prove that one wrong, as I change the rolls of toilet paper over here!!


Sure you do.....laugh wave
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Oct 29, 2008 12:41 AM CST He said, She said
ladyinwaiting
ladyinwaitingladyinwaitingAmwaj Island, Bahrain21 Threads 288 Posts
laugh laugh laugh laugh

rrreeeeeeeaaally funny !! thank you!
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Oct 29, 2008 1:26 AM CST He said, She said
Vido1
Vido1Vido1Koeln, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany8 Threads 3 Polls 278 Posts
p_seg: well, I can prove that one wrong, as I change the rolls of toilet paper over here!!


OK - prove it!
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Oct 29, 2008 1:33 AM CST He said, She said
spiceygamble
spiceygamblespiceygambleNola, Louisiana USA40 Threads 3 Polls 5,583 Posts
mindfful: man i wish i had a better memory

these are tops


You can remind me to remind you.
tongue



Excellent fun P seq!hug
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Oct 29, 2008 1:34 AM CST He said, She said
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
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