New STOCK MARKET Terms .............. :) (13)
I got out of stocks a year ago...AGAINST the advice of my broker..he hates the fact that I got it right and he didn't.....all my assets are now in bonds...do I feel good??...forget it...bonds may not be much better if the banks topple like dominoes...
...I'm going to take it home and put it under my pillow...I'll probably have to wash it first tho...
...and then the'll throw me in jail for money laundering....
...I'm going to take it home and put it under my pillow...I'll probably have to wash it first tho...
...and then the'll throw me in jail for money laundering....
Lagoona22: I got out of stocks a year ago...AGAINST the advice of my broker..he hates the fact that I got it right and he didn't.....all my assets are now in bonds...do I feel good??...forget it...bonds may not be much better if the banks topple like dominoes...
...I'm going to take it home and put it under my pillow...I'll probably have to wash it first tho...
...and then the'll throw me in jail for money laundering....
...I'm going to take it home and put it under my pillow...I'll probably have to wash it first tho...
...and then the'll throw me in jail for money laundering....
Are you saying you're not tuff enough to fight this exciting market??
Common, I thought better of you :)
Greed is good! No fear!
my fav movie............ Michael is a hottie!!
Lagoona22: I got out of stocks a year ago...AGAINST the advice of my broker..he hates the fact that I got it right and he didn't.....all my assets are now in bonds...do I feel good??...forget it...bonds may not be much better if the banks topple like dominoes...
...I'm going to take it home and put it under my pillow...I'll probably have to wash it first tho...
...and then the'll throw me in jail for money laundering....
...I'm going to take it home and put it under my pillow...I'll probably have to wash it first tho...
...and then the'll throw me in jail for money laundering....
Bonds?
Surely not being like 'Thick Robert'?
AwesomeChoice: Are you saying you're not tuff enough to fight this exciting market??
Common, I thought better of you :)
Greed is good! No fear!
my fav movie............ Michael is a hottie!!
Common, I thought better of you :)
Greed is good! No fear!
my fav movie............ Michael is a hottie!!
A 'cute' clip, but does it make me greedy?
I think the quote said "greed was good"
greed for money - no, that's not good........ but greed for what money can do can be good.
greed for love - yes and no; we all want love, but once we've found it being greedy for more could kill it.
and, lastly, greed for knowledge - yes; the 'greed' for knowledge is mostly good........apart from knowledge just for the sake of it when it becomes like greed for money with no good use to put it to.
so who got out last year ?
CuspofMagic: so who got out last year ?
darn it (Should read the posts first)-- good onya Lagoona - yep in after 87 the bonds- skyrocketted
Lagoona22: I got out of stocks a year ago...AGAINST the advice of my broker..he hates the fact that I got it right and he didn't.....all my assets are now in bonds...do I feel good??...forget it...bonds may not be much better if the banks topple like dominoes...
...I'm going to take it home and put it under my pillow...I'll probably have to wash it first tho...
...and then the'll throw me in jail for money laundering....
Well,you broke his Ricebowl,no wonder the Poor Guy is peeved....I'm going to take it home and put it under my pillow...I'll probably have to wash it first tho...
...and then the'll throw me in jail for money laundering....
Conrad73: Well,you broke his Ricebowl,no wonder the Poor Guy is peeved.
He didn't break the ricebowl - he nicked it while the poor guy wasn't looking!
Lagoona22: I got out of stocks a year ago...AGAINST the advice of my broker..he hates the fact that I got it right and he didn't.....all my assets are now in bonds...do I feel good??...forget it...bonds may not be much better if the banks topple like dominoes...
...I'm going to take it home and put it under my pillow...I'll probably have to wash it first tho...
...and then the'll throw me in jail for money laundering....
...I'm going to take it home and put it under my pillow...I'll probably have to wash it first tho...
...and then the'll throw me in jail for money laundering....
aha now we know, first knickers then bondage
gussi: aha now we know, first knickers then bondage
That's a good one...
Lagoona22: I got out of stocks a year ago...AGAINST the advice of my broker..he hates the fact that I got it right and he didn't.....all my assets are now in bonds...do I feel good??...forget it...bonds may not be much better if the banks topple like dominoes...
...I'm going to take it home and put it under my pillow...I'll probably have to wash it first tho...
...and then the'll throw me in jail for money laundering....
...I'm going to take it home and put it under my pillow...I'll probably have to wash it first tho...
...and then the'll throw me in jail for money laundering....
good for you laddie . . .
best place to b under the circumstances.
however you are also very right if the banks ditch !
there seems to be hope though with central banks intervention.
evening Lago.
---all very similar to 87
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Posted by Barry Ritholtz on Tuesday, October 07, 2008 | 04:30 PM
in Psychology/Sentiment
CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer.
CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer.
BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to
mistake himself for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no
allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as
the market keeps crashing.
BROKER -- What my broker has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets
equally between themselves.
FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down
the toilet.
YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for
$240 per share.
WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought
Yahoo @ $240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up
in a nuthouse.
PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.