What is the very 1st thing you do when you open your eyes in the morning??? (55)
I'm thankful to have lived another day and that I'm not in the obits.
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First thing I do is pull my handgun out and shoot the alarm clock.
I really need to get a new alarm clock.
I really need to get a new alarm clock.
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DazzleYou: First thing I do is pull my handgun out and shoot the alarm clock.
I really need to get a new alarm clock.
I really need to get a new alarm clock.
Good one
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Turn the alarm clock off and turn on the light.
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Squint at the led display on the clock and yearn for the days when I had neither clock nor need to squint...
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usually get up, have coffee and a cigarette,turn on the news, feed the cat, think about menus and what needs ordering that day. what the lunch special will be, what needs to be prepped, what needs to be thrown out. have a wash, another coffee & ciggy and check the phone for messages.
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The_Kansan: Squint at the led display on the clock and yearn for the days when I had neither clock nor need to squint...
Yeah, that sounds very familiar...
Same thing I do when I first wake up...then have to feel around on the nightstand for my glasses...after I'm awake enough, and if I feel like it, I'll put in my contacts...------ This thread is Archived ------
Walk across my room to the clock and hit the snooze button. Turn around and go lay back down. Repeat.
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Yawning
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Roll over and try to back to sleep
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Thank God, and then put Bob Marley on, Loud,
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See what time it is
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put out the mutt, coffee, and smoke.
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Walk outside so the dogs can potty and so i can smoke and pee myself..
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lanabyte: Do you think parts might disappear overnight? Is this why men will randomly stick their hand down their pants - to make sure everything is still there and not escaping?
Yes, this is an election year. Politicians are after your balls...(cause they have none)
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shipoker58: Yes, this is an election year. Politicians are after your balls...(cause they have none)
Especially.... Palin!!
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Switch the alarm clock off and go back to sleep..
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Look at the time
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Turn off the alarm and run for the coffee pot
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For starters be thankfull to see the day and then a glass of orange juice ....
Thanx