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Oct 8, 2008 10:22 AM CST This is hilarious
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta60 Threads 4,845 Posts
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cute-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl..
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ,
keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'



laugh
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Oct 8, 2008 10:23 AM CST This is hilarious
Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway68 Threads 5 Polls 6,857 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 8, 2008 10:32 AM CST This is hilarious
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
X'gharukaza Lilly dan x'cajt hu?!?!? scold mumbling



nice one!! thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 8, 2008 10:58 AM CST This is hilarious
Power of the Human Mind!rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 8, 2008 11:57 AM CST This is hilarious
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta60 Threads 4,845 Posts
p_seg: X'gharukaza Lilly dan x'cajt hu?!?!?
nice one!!


tongue Mhux tajba jew.....laugh wave
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Oct 8, 2008 6:09 PM CST This is hilarious
samora77
samora77samora77Staten Island, New York USA46 Threads 724 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Cute.
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Oct 8, 2008 6:10 PM CST This is hilarious
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
AWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEE...Old ladies are sooo cute....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 8, 2008 6:11 PM CST This is hilarious
omurchu2
omurchu2omurchu2Dundalk, Louth Ireland5 Threads 205 Posts
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh blessssssssssssssssrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 8, 2008 6:13 PM CST This is hilarious
sweetvelvet
sweetvelvetsweetvelvetdublin, Dublin Ireland39 Threads 1 Polls 7,878 Posts
good one rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 8, 2008 6:13 PM CST This is hilarious
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
Lillym: Mhux tajba jew.....

was only pulling your leg. had posted this joke myself some months ago! wave
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Oct 8, 2008 6:13 PM CST This is hilarious
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 8, 2008 10:37 PM CST This is hilarious
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
Lillym: Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.

She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a
cute-glass bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom !

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' pointing to the bowl..
'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ,
keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.
Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter.'


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing No flue all winter ha ha
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Oct 8, 2008 10:38 PM CST This is hilarious
StarliteFantazy
StarliteFantazyStarliteFantazyFantazyLand, Missouri USA37 Threads 3 Polls 4,307 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 8, 2008 10:56 PM CST This is hilarious
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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