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Oct 8, 2008 7:25 PM CST Holy Email
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.
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Oct 8, 2008 7:26 PM CST Holy Email
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 8, 2008 7:27 PM CST Holy Email
GirlInTx
GirlInTxGirlInTxJoshua, Texas USA1 Threads 41 Posts
laugh
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Oct 8, 2008 7:27 PM CST Holy Email
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
You didn't get one coz you are the angel Dessie angel
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Oct 8, 2008 7:29 PM CST Holy Email
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA71 Threads 15 Polls 1,334 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Oct 8, 2008 7:30 PM CST Holy Email
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Me neither darn it!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing professor
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Oct 8, 2008 7:31 PM CST Holy Email
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up
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Oct 8, 2008 7:44 PM CST Holy Email
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
livinglarge: You didn't get one coz you are the angel Dessie



LL am I your angel sweetie innocent innocent grin
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Oct 8, 2008 7:45 PM CST Holy Email
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
desmond: LL am I your angel sweetie

Always angel
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Oct 8, 2008 7:58 PM CST Holy Email
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
livinglarge: Always



LL you are so sweet blushing How did i get so lucky daydream happy place happy place
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Oct 8, 2008 8:00 PM CST Holy Email
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
desmond: LL you are so sweet How did i get so lucky

lol... you were born lucky !!!
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laugh
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Oct 9, 2008 8:01 PM CST Holy Email
GirlInTx
GirlInTxGirlInTxJoshua, Texas USA1 Threads 41 Posts
desmond: One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.'

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time.

When the angel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true.The Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'

God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?

Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.


Maybe you need to adjust your spam filters... It was forwarded to your spam folder. Yea, that's what happened, I'm sure of it!
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