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Oct 8, 2008 7:59 PM CST Urge
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his p*nis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
'What's wrong, Bill?' she asked.
'Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my p*nis into the pickle slicer?'
'Oh, Bill, you didn't' she exclaimed.
'Yes, I did.' he replied.
'My God, Bill, what happened?'
'I got fired.'
'No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?'
'Oh...she got fired too.'
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Oct 8, 2008 8:01 PM CST Urge
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
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Oct 8, 2008 8:02 PM CST Urge
howboutu
howboutuhowboutuDecatur, Alabama USA3 Threads 1,054 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing wow
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Oct 8, 2008 8:06 PM CST Urge
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
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Oct 8, 2008 8:07 PM CST Urge
woody636
woody636woody636Elgin, Illinois USA4 Threads 1,810 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Hiya Des! wave
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Oct 8, 2008 8:08 PM CST Urge
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
woody636: Hiya Des!




Hi Woody good to see you buddy handshake cheers
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Oct 8, 2008 8:14 PM CST Urge
woody636
woody636woody636Elgin, Illinois USA4 Threads 1,810 Posts
Hi Woody good to see you buddy[/quote

What you up to, dude! Killing some time before my dart match, copying some music to the puter, and checking out the threads here.cheers
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Oct 8, 2008 8:15 PM CST Urge
mastic55
mastic55mastic55Long Island, New York USA217 Threads 10,073 Posts
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Oct 8, 2008 8:19 PM CST Urge
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA71 Threads 15 Polls 1,334 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hehehe thanks for that one!thumbs up
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Oct 8, 2008 8:27 PM CST Urge
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
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Oct 8, 2008 10:55 PM CST Urge
StarliteFantazy
StarliteFantazyStarliteFantazyFantazyLand, Missouri USA37 Threads 3 Polls 4,307 Posts
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Oct 8, 2008 11:10 PM CST Urge
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
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wave Des!
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Oct 9, 2008 12:57 AM CST Urge
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
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