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Oct 9, 2008 8:48 PM CST One wish
desmond
desmonddesmondkissimmee, Florida USA586 Threads 13,816 Posts
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp.

He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish!"

The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive my car there?"

The genie laughed , "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete-how much steel! And the maintenance of that bridge! No - think of another wish."

The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish.

Finally, he said, "I'm married to a redhead. So, I wish that I could understand her... know how she feels inside and what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment...... know what she really wants when she says 'nothing'... know how to make her truly happy......I want to know how she can be so damn sexy one second and be the devils daughter, the next. I really want to understand her and how she thinks!"

The genie said, "You want that bridge with two lanes or four?"
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Oct 9, 2008 8:55 PM CST One wish
StarliteFantazy
StarliteFantazyStarliteFantazyFantazyLand, Missouri USA37 Threads 3 Polls 4,307 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 9, 2008 8:56 PM CST One wish
adamisk
adamiskadamiskraleigh, Mississippi USA39 Threads 4 Polls 1,810 Posts
that's good damn good
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Oct 9, 2008 8:56 PM CST One wish
livinglarge
livinglargelivinglargein a good place, Kildare Ireland13 Threads 8,222 Posts
laugh laugh laugh
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Oct 9, 2008 8:57 PM CST One wish
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 9, 2008 8:57 PM CST One wish
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
good one Desbama laugh
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Oct 9, 2008 8:57 PM CST One wish
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing thumbs up

Karen will get a kick out of this one...tongue
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Oct 9, 2008 9:01 PM CST One wish
KrazieStill
KrazieStillKrazieStillChardon, Ohio USA18 Threads 5,214 Posts
Well said!rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 9, 2008 9:24 PM CST One wish
druidess6308
druidess6308druidess6308Aliquippa, Pennsylvania USA99 Threads 20,283 Posts
That's one of my favorite jokes! Heck, even most of us women don't understand women...how are men supposed to understand us? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 9, 2008 9:26 PM CST One wish
soulmateTWS
soulmateTWSsoulmateTWSHappy in, Alabama USA10 Threads 6,074 Posts
Good one!

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Thanks, I needed the laugh!
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