Emergency emergency (62)
Lagoona22: It's Black Friday....the stock markets are crashing around the world....the storming of the financial bastille has begun.....but we have far more pressing problems....
Sommer's wants a man, Phoenix wants the craic, and Miro wants to see nudity....
...who has any suggestions or solutions to these issues????
Sommer's wants a man, Phoenix wants the craic, and Miro wants to see nudity....
...who has any suggestions or solutions to these issues????
Men naked not nudity.
Maybe somebody will come with an old cow naked...
Lagoona22: It's Black Friday....the stock markets are crashing around the world....the storming of the financial bastille has begun.....but we have far more pressing problems....
Sommer's wants a man, Phoenix wants the craic, and Miro wants to see nudity....
...who has any suggestions or solutions to these issues????
Sommer's wants a man, Phoenix wants the craic, and Miro wants to see nudity....
...who has any suggestions or solutions to these issues????
My dilemma is sorted.
I am going to Malta.
Lagoona22: It's Black Friday....the stock markets are crashing around the world....the storming of the financial bastille has begun.....but we have far more pressing problems....
Sommer's wants a man, Phoenix wants the craic, and Miro wants to see nudity....
...who has any suggestions or solutions to these issues????
Sommer's wants a man, Phoenix wants the craic, and Miro wants to see nudity....
...who has any suggestions or solutions to these issues????
ANd I do not want any old man ya know?
Sommerauer71: ANd I do not want any old man ya know?
Dear, your head will be dreadfully sore Lago...
All that banging....
All that banging....
Pressing????....you will do my head in today!!!!...
Lagoona22: Pressing???? ....you will do my head in today!!!!...
Yes, I am going to help Virgo do his dusting...
He does not know it yet.
But I am.
I knew it...I knew it....I have my spies and confidantes....this is a very small island....everybody knows everybody else's business....if I catch you in flagranté with Virgo, I may threaten to post the pictures on CS, unless you elope with me for a dirty weekend, after which you can carry on with Virgo if you like....
...sorry...call it a matter of the heart....a crime of passion, if you will....
...sorry...call it a matter of the heart....a crime of passion, if you will....
Sommerauer71: Yes, I am going to help Virgo do his dusting...
He does not know it yet.
But I am.
He does not know it yet.
But I am.
Lagoona22: I knew it...I knew it....I have my spies and confidantes....this is a very small island....everybody knows everybody else's business....if I catch you in flagranté with Virgo, I may threaten to post the pictures on CS, unless you elope with me for a dirty weekend, after which you can carry on with Virgo if you like....
...sorry...call it a matter of the heart....a crime of passion, if you will....
...sorry...call it a matter of the heart....a crime of passion, if you will....
If you are going to blackmail me, do it properly eh?
Pictures on CS.
I have packed my dusters...
Sommerauer71: Yes, I am going to help Virgo do his dusting...
He does not know it yet.
But I am.
He does not know it yet.
But I am.
there, dusting is all done.
now to the bedroom . . eh Sommer you were saying ?
virgosign: there, dusting is all done.
now to the bedroom . . eh Sommer you were saying ?
now to the bedroom . . eh Sommer you were saying ?
Oooooh now it is my turn to blush....
I will make the bed, you can vacumn and steady with that hose....
...I'm hosing myself!!!!......Sommerauer71: Oooooh now it is my turn to blush....
I will make the bed, you can vacumn and steady with that hose....
I will make the bed, you can vacumn and steady with that hose....
Sommerauer71: Oooooh now it is my turn to blush....
I will make the bed, you can vacumn and steady with that hose....
I will make the bed, you can vacumn and steady with that hose....
bless you dear.
Miro might want to help !
then
we'll have a big big CS party! - all three of us!
now who could be the official photographer ?
Lagoona22: ...I'm hosing myself!!!!......
I have seen hoses, plug the things in and they spring into life....
Lagoona22: ...I'm hosing myself!!!!......
I was once told that a man loves it when a woman is filling her car with fuel...
We women, apparently, shake the pump to get the last drop out...
It is the way we hold the pump. Apparently.
I am very aware of this when I fill my car.
True story.
We women, apparently, shake the pump to get the last drop out...
It is the way we hold the pump. Apparently.
I am very aware of this when I fill my car.
True story.
virgosign: bless you dear.
Miro might want to help !
then
we'll have a big big CS party! - all three of us!
now who could be the official photographer ?
Miro might want to help !
then
we'll have a big big CS party! - all three of us!
now who could be the official photographer ?
Oh dear this is getting messy.
virgosign: bless you dear.
Miro might want to help !
then
we'll have a big big CS party! - all three of us!
now who could be the official photographer ?
Miro might want to help !
then
we'll have a big big CS party! - all three of us!
now who could be the official photographer ?
Thanks for mentioning me as a help indeed in need.
I am in the opposite part of the world at that time...
But I will look carefully on your results.
I can advice maybe - 60 euro/hour.
+ VAT
pleased to see you back lago and dont talk to me about money,i have none
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Sommer's wants a man, Phoenix wants the craic, and Miro wants to see nudity....
...who has any suggestions or solutions to these issues????