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Oct 10, 2008 5:54 PM CST Henry asked his wife of 50 years if she had ever been unfaithful, yes was the reply; 3 times.
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
An elderly couple were having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, 'Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. in all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?'
Martha replied, 'Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, 'I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?''

Martha said, 'The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?'

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, 'I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?'

Martha asked, 'And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge.'

'I recall that,' said Henry. 'And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that.

Now tell me about the third time.'

'All right,' Martha said. 'So do you remember when you ran for president of your bowls club, and you needed 73 more votes? hmmmmmmmmmmm ..

She was only trying to helpl her mate...........

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 10, 2008 5:56 PM CST Henry asked his wife of 50 years if she had ever been unfaithful, yes was the reply; 3 times.
sweetvelvet
sweetvelvetsweetvelvetdublin, Dublin Ireland39 Threads 1 Polls 7,878 Posts
good onerolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 10, 2008 5:58 PM CST Henry asked his wife of 50 years if she had ever been unfaithful, yes was the reply; 3 times.
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Nice one HG!!
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Oct 10, 2008 7:10 PM CST Henry asked his wife of 50 years if she had ever been unfaithful, yes was the reply; 3 times.
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
sweetvelvet: good one


To her credit she was honest rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 10, 2008 7:11 PM CST Henry asked his wife of 50 years if she had ever been unfaithful, yes was the reply; 3 times.
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
p_seg: Nice one HG!!


Hi Paul handshake
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Oct 10, 2008 7:13 PM CST Henry asked his wife of 50 years if she had ever been unfaithful, yes was the reply; 3 times.
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
hollandgirl: Hi Paul

Hi J! wave hug

have you tried following the instructions I had sent you?
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Oct 10, 2008 9:30 PM CST Henry asked his wife of 50 years if she had ever been unfaithful, yes was the reply; 3 times.
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
p_seg: Hi J!

have you tried following the instructions I had sent you?


No, It is going over my head and no one yet who can show me.
Keeping the info though
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Oct 11, 2008 11:43 PM CST Henry asked his wife of 50 years if she had ever been unfaithful, yes was the reply; 3 times.
curious0george
curious0georgecurious0georgeMidvale, Utah USA27 Posts
LMAO holland! Good one!beer dancing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 12, 2008 1:55 AM CST Henry asked his wife of 50 years if she had ever been unfaithful, yes was the reply; 3 times.
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
curious0george: LMAO holland! Good one!


Yeah a very busy lady wasn't she rolling on the floor laughing
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