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Oct 11, 2008 1:16 AM CST Devious Old Women...
Three mischievous old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home...when an old Grandpa walked by.











And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'

The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.'

One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants and under shorts and we can tell your exact age.'

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it,he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.

Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years old!'

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked,'How in the world did you guess?'

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison - -

'We were at your birthday party yesterday!!!
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Oct 11, 2008 1:28 AM CST Devious Old Women...
cardsfan24
cardsfan24cardsfan24somewhere in paradise, Illinois USA46 Threads 1 Polls 6,704 Posts
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Oct 11, 2008 12:20 PM CST Devious Old Women...
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Oct 11, 2008 12:21 PM CST Devious Old Women...
Hugz_n_Kissez
Hugz_n_KissezHugz_n_KissezSomeplace, Ontario Canada82 Threads 3 Polls 34,865 Posts
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Sly old birds.....uh oh
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Oct 11, 2008 12:29 PM CST Devious Old Women...
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
laugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 11, 2008 4:13 PM CST Devious Old Women...
samora77
samora77samora77Staten Island, New York USA46 Threads 724 Posts
EXCELLENTrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 11, 2008 5:09 PM CST Devious Old Women...
ModestlyAwesome
ModestlyAwesomeModestlyAwesomePhoenix, Arizona USA3 Threads 2 Polls 543 Posts
Lol, oh the wit.
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