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Oct 11, 2008 10:51 AM CST Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted for Attempted Murder!
The_Kansan
The_KansanThe_KansanKnoxville, Tennessee USA476 Threads 1 Polls 4,695 Posts
A lady named Linda went to Arkansas last week to visit her in-laws,
and while there, went to a store. She parked next to a car with a woman
sitting in it, her eyes closed and hands behind her head, apparently
sleeping. When Linda came out a while later, she again saw the woman,
her hands still behind her head but with her eyes open.

The woman looked very strange, so Linda tapped on the window and said, "Are you okay?" The woman answered, "I've been shot in the head, and I am holding my brains in."

Linda didn't know what to do, so she ran into the store, where store
workers called the paramedics. They had to break into the car because
the door was locked. When they got in, they found that the woman had
bread dough on the back of her head and in her hands.

A Pillsbury biscuit cannister had exploded, apparently from the heat
in the car, making a loud explosion like that of a gunshot, and hit her
in the head. When she reached back to find what it was, she felt the
dough and thought it was her brains. She passed out from fright at
first, then attempted to hold her brains in.

giggle
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Oct 11, 2008 10:59 AM CST Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted for Attempted Murder!
I knew that Little Bugger was up to no good,knew it for a long time.
That "Smile" couldn't hide that Boy's Evil.professor
















rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 11, 2008 11:04 AM CST Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted for Attempted Murder!
p_seg
p_segp_segCentral, Xlokk Malta481 Threads 7,245 Posts
Don, was he apprehended or is he still on the run? dunno

this boy seems to be able to cause a whole lot of trouble!! sigh

nice one Don, thanks for sharing!! thumbs up

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Oct 11, 2008 12:36 PM CST Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted for Attempted Murder!
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
Conrad73: I knew that Little Bugger was up to no good,knew it for a long time.
That "Smile" couldn't hide that Boy's Evil.


That's what they said about "the omen"....and Tony Blair!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 11, 2008 12:40 PM CST Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted for Attempted Murder!
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
Conrad73: I knew that Little Bugger was up to no good,knew it for a long time.
That "Smile" couldn't hide that Boy's Evil.



I knew it too, same with the Milky Bar Kid, he was a sneaky little shit too...
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Oct 11, 2008 12:45 PM CST Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted for Attempted Murder!
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
I've heard that before, but it's still funny. laugh
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Oct 11, 2008 12:51 PM CST Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted for Attempted Murder!
I've heard about this before. I know how those tubes can pop open so fast cause I've had them do it to me when I began to tear open the wrapper on them. They do almost sound like a gunshot.
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Oct 11, 2008 12:54 PM CST Pillsbury Dough Boy Wanted for Attempted Murder!
soulmateTWS
soulmateTWSsoulmateTWSHappy in, Alabama USA10 Threads 6,074 Posts
somechick: I've heard about this before. I know how those tubes can pop open so fast cause I've had them do it to me when I began to tear open the wrapper on them. They do almost sound like a gunshot.


Yes, they do...And at times, before you get a chance to tear the wrapper, they "explode" and scare the bejesus out of me...next things ya know...biscuit dough and the metal can ends are falling out of the air...laugh
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