You tell them cowboy...............lol..................... ( Archived) (4)

A cowboy walks into a bar, but quickly realizes it's a gay bar.


What the heck? he says to himself, -- 'I can really use a drink.

When the gay waiter approaches, he asks the cowboy, 'what's the name of your wee-wee?'

The cowboy says, 'Look, I'm not into any of that, all I want is a
drink.

The gay waiter says, 'I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell
me the name of your wee-wee.


Mine for instance, is called Nike, for the Slogan 'Just Do It,' and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his 'Snickers' because it really 'Satisfies.
The cowboy looks totally dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will
give him a second to think it over.

So the cowboy turns and asks the man sitting to his left, 'Hey bud, what's the name of yours?' The man looks back and says With a smile 'Timex,' and the thirsty cowboy asks, 'Why Timex?' The Fella proudly replies, 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!'

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his right, who
happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, 'So, what do you
guys call yours?' The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
'FORD, because Quality is Job One. ' Then he adds, 'Have you driven a
Ford lately?' The guy next to him then says, 'I call mine CHEVY,
'Like A Rock.'' and gives a wink.


Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name.

He exclaims, 'The name of my wee-wee is 'SECRET.' Now get me a dang beer.

The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look
asked, 'Why Secret?

The cowboy says: 'Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!'

Holland Girl...i love your humour ......a new admirer

Howdee.... are you standing upon your head right now in order to read this.


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