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Oct 12, 2008 5:38 AM CST tight scots
Jacko2
Jacko2Jacko2Qawra, Majjistral Malta47 Threads 155 Posts
GOLF PANTIES

The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.
'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded

Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.'
The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear.'

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies.
Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?'

She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'
Patrick reaches into his pocket and says , 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveals that she, too, is naked under it.

'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?'
She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.'
The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well,
fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb.....
Tidy yerself up a bit.
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yay
Oct 12, 2008 5:49 AM CST tight scots
Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway68 Threads 5 Polls 6,857 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



Good to see you back!!! wave teddybear
Oct 12, 2008 5:50 AM CST tight scots
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 12, 2008 6:00 AM CST tight scots
Jacko2
Jacko2Jacko2Qawra, Majjistral Malta47 Threads 155 Posts
Olsojente: Good to see you back!!!
thanks,good to see you toohug
Oct 12, 2008 6:13 AM CST tight scots
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta254 Threads 4 Polls 10,684 Posts
tight socks are a bummer! conversing confused
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