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Oct 13, 2008 1:53 AM CST Paraplegic
Steveno
StevenoStevenoQassim, Al-Qassim Saudi Arabia170 Threads 688 Posts
There once was a lady who was tired of living alone. So she put an ad in the paper which outlined her requirements. She wanted a man who...
1) would treat her nicely
2) wouldn't run away from her
3) would be good in bed.

Then, one day, she heard the doorbell ring. She answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms or legs.

"I'm here about the ad you put in the paper. As you can see, I have no arms so I can't beat you, and I have no legs so I can't run away from you."

"Yes, but are you good in bed?"

"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
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Oct 13, 2008 1:57 AM CST Paraplegic
Cary0608
Cary0608Cary0608Mandaluyong City, Metro Manila Philippines3 Threads 387 Posts
omgjaw drop rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 13, 2008 2:57 AM CST Paraplegic
Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway68 Threads 5 Polls 6,857 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 13, 2008 3:02 AM CST Paraplegic
gypsykisses
gypsykissesgypsykissesPort Huron, Michigan USA9 Threads 1 Polls 3,242 Posts
applause rolling on the floor laughing applause
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