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Oct 13, 2008 8:23 AM CST I had to
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
Because it needed to be done...

I have 49 mosquito bites....

On my body.

I am ravaged with bites, I have broken three nails scratching....

I have screens on my windows, I am holed up in the dark, afraid to go outside....
Oct 13, 2008 8:25 AM CST I had to
Jacko2
Jacko2Jacko2Qawra, Majjistral Malta47 Threads 155 Posts
must have sweet blood, or lesbian mosquito's lol, only the female's bite,......use calamine lotion to get rid of the itching and use any mosquito repellant available in most supermarkets.........most are very effectivecomfort
Oct 13, 2008 8:27 AM CST I had to
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
Jacko2: must have sweet blood, or lesbian mosquito's lol, only the female's bite,......use calamine lotion to get rid of the itching and use any mosquito repellant available in most supermarkets.........most are very effective



I have that...

Stuff, the little bitches still get through....

And my nails?

I am afraid to leave the building, I have students awaiting to be taught, I have four on my face, one under my eye that has swollen to the size of an orange.

I look ridiculous.
Oct 13, 2008 8:32 AM CST I had to
Jacko2
Jacko2Jacko2Qawra, Majjistral Malta47 Threads 155 Posts
Sommerauer71: I have that...

Stuff, the little bitches still get through....

And my nails?

I am afraid to leave the building, I have students awaiting to be taught, I have four on my face, one under my eye that has swollen to the size of an orange.

I look ridiculous.
drink more alcohol, the little buggers will get so pissed they will die of alcohol poisoning before they infect you , ask Lago, works for him rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 13, 2008 8:36 AM CST I had to
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
Jacko2: drink more alcohol, the little buggers will get so pissed they will die of alcohol poisoning before they infect you , ask Lago, works for him


Right.

Good plan.

I will get the cows, they will regret attacking me.
Oct 13, 2008 8:39 AM CST I had to
Jacko2
Jacko2Jacko2Qawra, Majjistral Malta47 Threads 155 Posts
Sommerauer71: Right.

Good plan.

I will get the cows, they will regret attacking me.
go to a local supermarket and get a mosquito repellant, they are most effective......better that than coming up in unexplained lumps laugh
Oct 13, 2008 8:43 AM CST I had to
Sommerauer71
Sommerauer71Sommerauer71Salzburg, Austria164 Threads 4 Polls 19,249 Posts
Jacko2: go to a local supermarket and get a mosquito repellant, they are most effective......better that than coming up in unexplained lumps


Yes, I have had my fill of unexplained lumps.

They are lovingly called my son and daughter.
Oct 13, 2008 8:55 AM CST I had to
Lagoona22
Lagoona22Lagoona22Bugibba, Majjistral Malta249 Threads 28 Polls 18,518 Posts
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Sommerauer71: Yes, I have had my fill of unexplained lumps.

They are lovingly called my son and daughter.
Oct 13, 2008 8:55 AM CST I had to
Jacko2
Jacko2Jacko2Qawra, Majjistral Malta47 Threads 155 Posts
Sommerauer71: Yes, I have had my fill of unexplained lumps.

They are lovingly called my son and daughter.
I know one friend locally who would love a couple of unexplained lumps.........in her brarolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 13, 2008 9:20 AM CST I had to
MARTI
MARTIMARTImsida, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 3,635 Posts
Jacko2: I know one friend locally who would love a couple of unexplained lumps.........in her bra


teddybear What a nice surprise to see you're back here with us Jacko..beer

Hope you are keeping well, cool
Oct 13, 2008 9:31 AM CST I had to
Jacko2
Jacko2Jacko2Qawra, Majjistral Malta47 Threads 155 Posts
MARTI: What a nice surprise to see you're back here with us Jacko..

Hope you are keeping well,
keeping well as always Marti, good to see you too hug
Oct 13, 2008 10:55 AM CST I had to
Mirodenia
MirodeniaMirodeniaNew York City, New York USA61 Threads 8 Polls 2,387 Posts
Sommer, why do you suffer so?
Buy some anti mosquitos tablets.
hug
Oct 13, 2008 10:58 AM CST I had to
MARTI
MARTIMARTImsida, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 3,635 Posts
Mirodenia: Sommer, why do you suffer so?
Buy some anti mosquitos tablets.


Good idea but make sure you feed them to the mossies laugh

Hi sweet Miro..wave
Oct 13, 2008 11:01 AM CST I had to
Mirodenia
MirodeniaMirodeniaNew York City, New York USA61 Threads 8 Polls 2,387 Posts
MARTI: Good idea but make sure you feed them to the mossies

Hi sweet Miro..


Hello to all the beautiful Malta women!

Let's eat some mosquitos here now!



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Oct 13, 2008 11:10 AM CST I had to
Mirodenia
MirodeniaMirodeniaNew York City, New York USA61 Threads 8 Polls 2,387 Posts
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I am laughing sooooo - I remind now about a story with the Great F....ing Mosquito.

rolling on the floor laughing

I am on the floor typing in a very bad position.

So, one day a lady went tu her usual market. There was a man selling mosquitos for sex. "Last offer for the best mosquito lover" he screamed in the market.
I want to buy one, lady said.
Ok. But you must follow exactly the operations rules.
What is that rule? the lady asked.
SO, you must go home, take a shower, put your prefferate perfume, open the box with mosquito and ready. The mosquito lover will come and love you for hours, days and nights. Without no problems.
Lady went home, took a shower, put her prefferate perfume, lay down on the bed, open the box where mosquito was and wait for it to come and f.....
After few minutes, he called the mosquito lover salesman and she explained the mosquito doesn't work properly.

Well, I will come for service Madame, the salesman said.
He come, he saw the mosquito on the ceiling and said to it:


IT IS THE LAST TIME I SHOW YOU WHAT TO DO!

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Oct 13, 2008 11:14 AM CST I had to
no1brightongirl
no1brightongirlno1brightongirlbrighton, East Sussex, England UK15 Threads 286 Posts
sorry tracey, my friend has the mosquito repellant and they still bite her, she gets so angry and its hard not too scratch,also the repellant smells horrible
Oct 13, 2008 12:23 PM CST I had to
gingerb
gingerbgingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland10 Threads 1 Polls 6,330 Posts
My daughter puts citronella oil or lavendar oil into a bottle with water and sprays herself int hat and they dont bite her.teddybear
Oct 13, 2008 2:51 PM CST I had to
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta254 Threads 4 Polls 10,684 Posts
Sommerauer71: I have that...

Stuff, the little bitches still get through....

And my nails?

I am afraid to leave the building, I have students awaiting to be taught, I have four on my face, one under my eye that has swollen to the size of an orange.

I look ridiculous.


Buy a mosquito net.

Wear clothes instead of wandering around naked all day.

Buy your cat Jack a nice flea collar. (come to think of it, a flea collar might also put off mossies - borrow Jack's collar!).

conversing

thumbs up

grin

(Mossies love me too - bastards! They never bit my dad..he said they'd die from blood poisoning if they dared...........you need to smell like a male mosquito you see - only female mossies that have mated bite people......once they've copulated they are nolonger interested in sex so smelling like a MALE mosquito helps!)
Oct 13, 2008 3:13 PM CST I had to
Mirodenia
MirodeniaMirodeniaNew York City, New York USA61 Threads 8 Polls 2,387 Posts
Her cat name is Jack?
Oct 13, 2008 3:36 PM CST I had to
Ulimaroa
UlimaroaUlimaroaCologne, Nordrhein-Westfalen Germany150 Threads 41 Polls 8,210 Posts
Sommerauer71: Because it needed to be done...

I have 49 mosquito bites....

On my body.

I am ravaged with bites, I have broken three nails scratching....

I have screens on my windows, I am holed up in the dark, afraid to go outside....


God Gowd, you sure you dont live in Nigeria?

49????

We had non here, and hardly any last year. The weather was that shitty, even the mozzies stopped breeding!professor
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