And Then They Voted ( Archived) (5)

This has been posted before:

And Then They Voted

This was sent to me by my buddy Pres.

Then they vote?? Your future is in their hands......?


Comforting to live in an age of "one idiot, one vote".

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?"
When another person jumped in and explained that the sun rises in the
east (and has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't
keep up with that stuff."

And then she voted.

I used to work in technical support for a 24x7 call center. One day I
got a call from an Individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week".
He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh. Pacific."

And then he voted.

So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the admin assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but
"didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."

And then she voted.

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through
a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the passenger side door's
map pocket.

And then she voted.

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought two cases. The cashier multiplied two times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

And then they all voted.

I was hanging out with a friend of mine when we saw a woman walk by us with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I had to explain to her that a person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is turned.

And then she voted.

My girlfriend and I were picking up some sandwiches from the sub place
last week and she asked the clerk which one of two sandwiches was better. The clerk didn't have an opinion but did say that the first sandwich was more expensive. My girlfriend got a quizzical look on her face and asked, "If that's the case, why are they both listed with the same price on the menu?"
To this, the clerk responded, "I don't think they tax the turkey."

And then he voted.

My wife and I were trying to find a carry-on suitcase in one of those huge discount stores and had become hopelessly lost. We stopped and asked a department manager where we might find suitcases. "Did you try in Luggage?" she asked, and returned to what she was doing.

And then she voted.

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because they were trained professionals and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived yet?"

And then she voted.

And I have one to add to this. Right before the Atlanta Olympics someone from New Mexico tried to buy some tickets. The person taking the order said that they only sent tickets to places in the US. The person ordering the tickets said that New Mexico was indeed in the United States. Getting nowhere with that person he asked to speak to her supervisor. She said the policy was to only send tickets to places in the United States. He tried to explain to her that New Mexico was a state. Her response? "New Mexico, old Mexico, it makes no difference."

They probably also vote and I can guarntee you that they vote for Dimocrats.

The Florida fiasco pointed out that there are some people entirely too stupid to vote.

My opinion is that only people who pay taxes should be allowed to vote. That would eliminate a lot of Dimocrats right there.

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I also believe that unless you can identify your two senators and your congressman you should not be allowed to vote. That would eliminate even more Dimocrats.

Stupid people should not be allowed to vote.


Posted by denny at 08:17 PM | Comments (14)
Florida Voting Booth

Since there were too many stupid people (I call the Dimocrats) in Florida who couldn't figger out the butterfly ballot (which was designed by a Dimocrat (go figger), here is the voting method they will use in Florida this year.

Pasted it just how it got Posted

BUMP