The truth at last............5 surgeons discussing who is the best patient to operate on............ ( Archived) (7)

The Truth at Last


Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.'

The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up w hen he observed, 'You're all wrong.

Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the a**-h--- and they are interchangeable.'

I am so passing this on to family and friends. hehehehe, great joke for the current climate.

hahaha, I know a couple of surgeons that are going to wet their pants.

Be my guest and show them.
Their job is hard enough they could use a laugh

My last operation 3 years ago.
Doctor shows up at my bed. Well doc got your knives all sharpened up?
Walks around my bed wringing his hands.
I can't wait he says. Neither can I doc, neither can I.

Get wheeled into the operating room.
Everyone there is looking at me. Bet the doc told them about me.
I said I want you all to know something the time before, when operated on I told the anaesthetist to give me a one way trip.
Thank God he did not understand Dutch, laughter,
Please I want a round trip.
All of them; We always do ma'm, we always do.
Alright then let's get this show on the road.

It sure set the tone. Afterwards doctors told me I made them look good
by my attitude.
The nurses put me in a private room, what bliss, gave me backrubs, bless them.

But they are also full of crap...