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Oct 13, 2008 4:14 PM CST The truth at last............5 surgeons discussing who is the best patient to operate on............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
The Truth at Last


Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.'

The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up w hen he observed, 'You're all wrong.

Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the a**-h--- and they are interchangeable.'
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Oct 13, 2008 4:26 PM CST The truth at last............5 surgeons discussing who is the best patient to operate on............
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA71 Threads 15 Polls 1,334 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh laugh laugh I am so passing this on to family and friends. hehehehe, great joke for the current climate. thumbs up
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Oct 13, 2008 4:32 PM CST The truth at last............5 surgeons discussing who is the best patient to operate on............
DazzleYou
DazzleYouDazzleYouSeattle, WA, Washington USA60 Threads 2 Polls 1,343 Posts
hahaha, I know a couple of surgeons that are going to wet their pants.
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Oct 13, 2008 5:16 PM CST The truth at last............5 surgeons discussing who is the best patient to operate on............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
DazzleYou: hahaha, I know a couple of surgeons that are going to wet their pants.


Be my guest and show them.
Their job is hard enough they could use a laugh
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Oct 13, 2008 5:29 PM CST The truth at last............5 surgeons discussing who is the best patient to operate on............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
My last operation 3 years ago.
Doctor shows up at my bed. Well doc got your knives all sharpened up?
Walks around my bed wringing his hands.
I can't wait he says. Neither can I doc, neither can I.

Get wheeled into the operating room.
Everyone there is looking at me. Bet the doc told them about me.
I said I want you all to know something the time before, when operated on I told the anaesthetist to give me a one way trip.
Thank God he did not understand Dutch, laughter,
Please I want a round trip.
All of them; We always do ma'm, we always do.
Alright then let's get this show on the road.

It sure set the tone. Afterwards doctors told me I made them look good
by my attitude.
The nurses put me in a private room, what bliss, gave me backrubs, bless them.
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Oct 13, 2008 5:38 PM CST The truth at last............5 surgeons discussing who is the best patient to operate on............
mbcasey
mbcaseymbcaseyNorth Myrtle Beach, South Carolina USA78 Threads 7 Polls 21,350 Posts
hollandgirl: The Truth at Last


Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color-coded.'

The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon chimes in, 'You know I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.'

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up w hen he observed, 'You're all wrong.

Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the a**-h--- and they are interchangeable.'


But they are also full of crap...barf
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Oct 13, 2008 5:47 PM CST The truth at last............5 surgeons discussing who is the best patient to operate on............
hollandgirl
hollandgirlhollandgirlSomewhere in Canada. B.C., British Columbia Canada711 Threads 6,072 Posts
It is just a joke Ken, just a joke.
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