How to keep a Woman happy (173)

Oct 15, 2008 3:18 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
darssankara
darssankaradarssankaraweggis, Luzern Switzerland2 Threads 2 Posts
All you have to do is to be

A friend
A companion
A lover
A brother
A father
A master
A chef
An electrician
A carpenter
A plumber
A mechanic
A decorator
A stylist
A gynecologist
A psychologist
A pest exterminator
A psychiatrist
A healer
A good listener
An organizer
A good father
Very clean
Sympathetic
Athletic
Warm
Attentive
Gallant
Intelligent
Funny
Creative
Tender
Strong
Understanding
Tolerant
Prudent
Ambitious
Capable
Courageous
Determined
True
Dependable
Passionate




WITHOUT FORGETTING TO

Give her compliments regularly

Love shopping
Be honest
Be very rich
Not stress her out
Not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO
Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
Never to forget
birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
Oct 15, 2008 3:27 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
seekerian
seekerianseekerianMarsascala, Xlokk Malta3 Threads 59 Posts
It is also Very Important to remember that 6 months ago she pointed at THAT ring in the jeweler's window while you were driving around looking for a parking and also that she had already told you nine months ago that she is allergic to puppy fur while you were talking to the waiter at that nice restaurant, explaining to him that you wanted to make this meal special for her.

So why the hell are you giving her that other ring with a smaller diamond tied to the collar of a St Bernard's puppy?
Oct 15, 2008 3:33 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
gingerb
gingerbgingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland7 Threads 1 Polls 4,139 Posts
seekerian: It is also Very Important to remember that 6 months ago she pointed at THAT ring in the jeweler's window while you were driving around looking for a parking and also that she had already told you nine months ago that she is allergic to puppy fur while you were talking to the waiter at that nice restaurant, explaining to him that you wanted to make this meal special for her.

So why the hell are you giving her that other ring with a smaller diamond tied to the collar of a St Bernard's puppy?


We are not all so difficult to make happy.hug
Oct 15, 2008 3:39 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
Olsojente
OlsojenteOlsojenteOslo/Zadar, Oslo Norway51 Threads 5 Polls 5,070 Posts
Turn up naked with a 6-pack of beer... dunno
Oct 15, 2008 3:41 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
gingerb
gingerbgingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland7 Threads 1 Polls 4,139 Posts
Olsojente: Turn up naked with a 6-pack of beer...


Works every timerolling on the floor laughing
Oct 15, 2008 3:42 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
Jacko2
Jacko2Jacko2Qawra, Majjistral Malta32 Threads 96 Posts
Olsojente: Turn up naked with a 6-pack of beer...
and a visa card that isn't max'd outrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing tongue
Oct 15, 2008 3:45 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
seekerian
seekerianseekerianMarsascala, Xlokk Malta3 Threads 59 Posts
gingerb: We are not all so difficult to make happy.


Hello Ginger. Statistically your reply makes sense. Practically it's a different story. Or I have always met the wrong girls. doh
Oct 15, 2008 3:52 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
darssankara: All you have to do is to be


Did I miss something or should we not first say ..... :
cswelcome beer


And for your post, I had it bounced across Europe and I understand I fail three of those above.

Pretty good, ay!? applause

But then again I failthree blues

And I can not make it 100%...

She is the decorator - no competition
I am not very rich financially (as we read it) - could change of course, but one the other hand she don’t need my money.
And the last ... "Not look at other girls" - How can I stop that? Sure, I will die once me too, but until then?

So, failure .

Anyway, nice to have you here darssankara, in spite of making me feel only 99%

roll eyes

laugh
Oct 15, 2008 4:42 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
gingerb
gingerbgingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland7 Threads 1 Polls 4,139 Posts
seekerian: Hello Ginger. Statistically your reply makes sense. Practically it's a different story. Or I have always met the wrong girls.


I recon you might just have been associating with the wrong women. That is the possibility that springs to mind anyway.hug
Oct 15, 2008 4:43 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
gingerb
gingerbgingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland7 Threads 1 Polls 4,139 Posts
Jacko2: and a visa card that isn't max'd out


Good women aren't materialistic.kiss
Oct 15, 2008 7:10 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
mike69spain
mike69spainmike69spainAlmuñécar, Andalusia Spain34 Threads 6 Polls 4,110 Posts
gingerb: Good women aren't materialistic.


No, but realists very often; a maxed out VISA card is a tough start of things

-

If it was not maxed out for a special occasion of hers, that is living on the wild side, few good women has anything against that laugh
Oct 15, 2008 8:25 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
gingerb
gingerbgingerbLetterkenny, Donegal Ireland7 Threads 1 Polls 4,139 Posts
mike69spain: No, but realists very often; a maxed out VISA card is a tough start of things

-

If it was not maxed out for a special occasion of hers, that is living on the wild side, few good women has anything against that


Whose card are you talking about as being maxed out, his or hers?

I believe women should have their own income or allowance and never overstep that amount, or live within it. It is not a problem for either men or women then.bouquet
Oct 15, 2008 11:42 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
Olsojente: Turn up naked with a 6-pack of beer...


Oslo - you know how to put the pressure on a man! rolling on the floor laughing
Oct 15, 2008 11:48 PM CST How to keep a Woman happy
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
It was a cold and stormy night. It was very dark as he crept out of his car and up the three flights of stairs to her apartment clutching the promised six pack of beer.

He rang her bell and straightened his shoulders and stood their proudly.

She eyed him through the the little keyhole.

She was delighted. He was there as promised. He was standing there all proud and upright with his strong shoulders back and his tummy sucked in clutching a six pack and........naked!

She opened the door a few inches and said.

'Not tonight darling, I have a headache!'

She grabbed the beer and closed the door.

He felt a little sad and confused as he walked back down the stairs.

The wail of the police sirens came towards him as he crept back into his car............

confused
Oct 16, 2008 12:48 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
darssankara: All you have to do is to be

A friend
A companion
A lover
A brother
A father
A master
A chef
An electrician
A carpenter
A plumber
A mechanic
A decorator
A stylist
A gynecologist
A psychologist
A pest exterminator
A psychiatrist
A healer
A good listener
An organizer
A good father
Very clean
Sympathetic
Athletic
Warm
Attentive
Gallant
Intelligent
Funny
Creative
Tender
Strong
Understanding
Tolerant
Prudent
Ambitious
Capable
Courageous
Determined
True
Dependable
Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO

Give her compliments regularly

Love shopping
Be honest
Be very rich
Not stress her out
Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO
Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
Never to forget
birthdays
anniversaries
arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY



what about being a wonderful masseur?
Oct 16, 2008 1:43 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
dragonfly88: what about being a wonderful masseur?


blushing batting smoking
Oct 16, 2008 3:31 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
no1brightongirl
no1brightongirlno1brightongirlbrighton, East Sussex, England UK13 Threads 239 Posts
oh a bit unfair,we are not all that bad
Oct 16, 2008 5:38 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
MARTI
MARTIMARTImsida, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 2,726 Posts
Hey wave darssankara wave

One last but not least....You men cannot do without us women..tongue roll eyes comfort
Oct 16, 2008 5:44 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
Jacko2
Jacko2Jacko2Qawra, Majjistral Malta32 Threads 96 Posts
MARTI: Hey darssankara

One last but not least....You men cannot do without us women..
Can't live with you.....can't live without you.......Murphy's law rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hey Martiwave
Oct 16, 2008 5:50 AM CST How to keep a Woman happy
MARTI
MARTIMARTImsida, Majjistral Malta44 Threads 2,726 Posts
Jacko2: Can't live with you.....can't live without you.......Murphy's law hey Marti


Hey Jacko wave

Who's Murphy? Is he your uncle or one of the beer brands????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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