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Oct 15, 2008 4:21 PM CST Religious Truths!!
During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:


1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.


2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.


3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world.


4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.


devil
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Oct 15, 2008 4:29 PM CST Religious Truths!!
DazzleYou
DazzleYouDazzleYouSeattle, WA, Washington USA60 Threads 2 Polls 1,343 Posts
haha, nice
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Oct 15, 2008 5:27 PM CST Religious Truths!!
Dusty45
Dusty45Dusty45Louisville, Kentucky USA57 Threads 3,238 Posts
Good one. I needed a Good laugh. ty. laugh
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Oct 15, 2008 5:42 PM CST Religious Truths!!
shipoker58
shipoker58shipoker58Las Vegas, Nevada USA35 Threads 4,332 Posts
HJFinAZ: During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.




Only you HJ!!!!! Great!wave
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Oct 15, 2008 5:52 PM CST Religious Truths!!
jampet
jampetjampetwexford, Wexford Ireland40 Threads 1 Polls 3,914 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing wise words indeed!!
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Oct 15, 2008 5:55 PM CST Religious Truths!!
jpunk
jpunkjpunkEdinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK55 Threads 8 Polls 2,879 Posts
Jesus, the 1st cross-dresser???


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Oct 15, 2008 6:03 PM CST Religious Truths!!
shipoker58: Only you HJ!!!!! Great!



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Oct 15, 2008 6:09 PM CST Religious Truths!!
tipaly81
tipaly81tipaly81Moscow, Idaho USA71 Threads 15 Polls 1,334 Posts
Thanks for that. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I say that these should be posted in all places of business. laugh laugh
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Oct 15, 2008 8:20 PM CST Religious Truths!!
cherokeemoon2
cherokeemoon2cherokeemoon2grove, Oklahoma USA19 Threads 777 Posts
HJFinAZ: During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
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Oct 15, 2008 10:17 PM CST Religious Truths!!
gypsykisses
gypsykissesgypsykissesPort Huron, Michigan USA9 Threads 1 Polls 3,242 Posts
laugh cheers
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Oct 16, 2008 12:12 AM CST Religious Truths!!
HealthyLiving
HealthyLivingHealthyLivingSomewhere In, Tennessee USA690 Threads 2 Polls 6,584 Posts
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How funny!!!

Loved it!!!!thumbs up

angel
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Oct 16, 2008 12:14 AM CST Religious Truths!!
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
HJFinAZ: During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.




After pissing off 99% of the women from your last thread, I'm not going to comment here and piss off that final 1% that still love me. rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 16, 2008 12:15 AM CST Religious Truths!!
RillyNiceGuy
RillyNiceGuyRillyNiceGuySoutheast, Arkansas USA1,208 Threads 1 Polls 18,965 Posts
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Oct 16, 2008 12:18 AM CST Religious Truths!!
mylifewithu
mylifewithumylifewithuSpringfield, Missouri USA298 Threads 31,072 Posts
Indyfella: After pissing off 99% of the women from your last thread, I'm not going to comment here and piss off that final 1% that still love me.
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Oct 16, 2008 1:04 AM CST Religious Truths!!
laura225
laura225laura225Somewhere, New York USA3 Threads 2 Polls 2,657 Posts
Indyfella: After pissing off 99% of the women from your last thread, I'm not going to comment here and piss off that final 1% that still love me.


rolling on the floor laughing He'll catch you off guard on some other thread tongue


comfort
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Dec 5, 2008 2:21 AM CST Religious Truths!!
HJFinAZ: During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
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Dec 5, 2008 3:35 AM CST Religious Truths!!
zambe
zambezambegeneva, Geneva Switzerland1 Threads 59 Posts
HJFinAZ: During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these four great religious truths:1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

I would like to take some rationale argument here and stand on the view of the Muslim. With the junk of enjoying power and ride over other people's backes, I will always be carefully on manipulation. He will be fool the one who will try to twist the issue into a matter of jealousy.

i certainly believe that if a man decide to be a father of many kids then he MUST BE ready to love them equally. If we are been created by the same God and we always claime in our holy books that he is the fonder of justice then his justice should amply into the whole of his creation, fairly & equally.

In my believe, there is No such thing as chosen people by god. However, you can choose yourself to be a killer, liar or a honest and clean person. What will make you better than me is your good deeds NOT ur DNA screw that and the one who taught you & made you think like that.

how can a father made Child in every continent and treat them difference and yet we still call him a justice man? Something must be wrong.

In the bible there is a verse said “ if someone smack you on one side of the cheek give him the other side to hit” and i will advice anyone who would like to assist on the point of the so-call "chosen people" to double check and be sure about the author of the slave making verse. I would like the one who want argue to be sure if the one who teach that verse is not the same one smack the people. So religious manipulation could be really. thank you all.
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Dec 5, 2008 4:48 AM CST Religious Truths!!
autumbreeze
autumbreezeautumbreezeDurham, Ontario Canada63 Posts
Thank you.
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Dec 5, 2008 5:01 AM CST Religious Truths!!
Indyfella
IndyfellaIndyfellaindianapolis, Indiana USA230 Threads 9 Polls 27,698 Posts
zambe: I would like to take some rationale argument here and stand on the view of the Muslim. With the junk of enjoying power and ride over other people's backes, I will always be carefully on manipulation. He will be fool the one who will try to twist the issue into a matter of jealousy.

i certainly believe that if a man decide to be a father of many kids then he MUST BE ready to love them equally. If we are been created by the same God and we always claime in our holy books that he is the fonder of justice then his justice should amply into the whole of his creation, fairly & equally.

In my believe, there is No such thing as chosen people by god. However, you can choose yourself to be a killer, liar or a honest and clean person. What will make you better than me is your good deeds NOT ur DNA screw that and the one who taught you & made you think like that.

how can a father made Child in every continent and treat them difference and yet we still call him a justice man? Something must be wrong.

In the bible there is a verse said “ if someone smack you on one side of the cheek give him the other side to hit” and i will advice anyone who would like to assist on the point of the so-call "chosen people" to double check and be sure about the author of the slave making verse. I would like the one who want argue to be sure if the one who teach that verse is not the same one smack the people. So religious manipulation could be really. thank you all.


I see they don't have free dental care in Switzerland. rolling on the floor laughing
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Dec 5, 2008 5:31 AM CST Religious Truths!!
Indyfella: I see they don't have free dental care in Switzerland.
Not FREE,but reasonable,if you get it done at the University-Clinics.
Besides THAT is a PIC from a Hobo-Site.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing doh
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