peoples is idjits! ( Archived) (24)

many times people come to my store.


I want a new living room suit...Cheap!

I show the least costly!

I want something in microfiber with wood and reclineers in all the cracks and crevices.

How much do you wish to spend?

I can pay $50 down and $20 dollars a month.

Dummy your too broke to buy a LR suit and be an interieor decorator. (what I would like to say)

I have a used couch and chair for $125 you can put on layaway.

Its the wrong color and it don't have built in recliners. When will you have a green one with recliners.
(I would like to say.....mam they don't have a used furniture factory to order used stuff)

You need mental help!!!!!( what I would like to say)

Why don't you go to that new store up town. Maybe they will have a $3500 LR suit just like you want for $100 with a lifetime warranty against everything and will even let you exchange for free for life. With free del. and haul off your old units..... for only $2 down and 25 cents a month. (NUT) Say hello to Santa while your there for me!

peoples in quazy!

: I agree, green's a hard color to find. Got anything in orange? If not, let me know when you get something in. I think I can put about $100.00 down with $25.00 pe month for payments. laugh:

I once had a woman buy a dollar whoopee cushion.....she wanted it gift wrapped with a bow and card.

Well rhodendriums contain arsnic.


Dennis

She was full of hot air...

kinda like the kid last week that was brought to the ER because he put a rock in his ear.

It never occurred to the parents to tell him not to do it.

I would like to find a purple leather chaise complete with hand and foot cuffs and a whip!!!!

I feal your pain. I work with picture frames and we have a lot of wounderfull customers. We also have the occasional customer that comes in and say money is no option, then they choose a hand guilded cornered imported custom frame,,,, then pee on the floor when i tell them its going to be three thousand dollars. I have a difficult time when they say they were only planing on spending twenty dollars on this project. Sure we have stock frames that we can keep the price down with but custom stuff thats imported..... forget about it. I also hand carve, finish and or guild,,, starts at five thousand.

Dennis

Yup! Peoples is idjits!

it amazes me women will buy a $5000 sewing machine then gripe because thread has gone up a nickle a spool.

I've worked with the public for years...believe me, the idiocy that abounds has finally ceased to amaze me. Gotta wonder how some people don't get killed as a matter of living.

Buy a 40,000 suv and good luck buying gas for it.


Dennis

Wait a bit longer and that 40K SUV will be 30K and you can use the 10K remaining to drive it for a month or two.

Suicide is an intersting hobie but not a good living.


Dennis

They will buy $800 dollar rims and $600 worth of tires and put them on a smoking rusting $100 car. They do it here all the time. Either that or they buy them from the other guy whos car went on blocks. Could be the same rims and wheels on them.

EH! still have to keep paying on it thoogh.


Dennis

I'm missing a 'o' and have too many 'u'


Dennis... spelling error

Um...I meant by getting hit crossing the street, walking off of a cliff, diving into an empty pool...killed by their own stupidity as they live their lives.